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[Yukiru]

Day One: the journey begins. my favorite studio is KyoAni but they always make or almost always make Romcom's so they are not suited to animate my life. therefore i'll go with Shaft. The way they animate always blow my mind, so having shaft animate my ironic life would be probably the best choice for me~

[Bizkitdoh]

The First Challenge.

Wednesday.

October 16th.

Year: 2013.

 

Intro shenanigans within~ (but not really all that important to the entry, just fun.)

 

"​Congratulations! Your life has proven interesting enough to warrant an anime adaption! ... In fact, your life is so popular, every anime studio that has ever existed wants to adapt your life! "

 

... Cool.

 

"So then, who do you pick? What anime studio (past or present) do you want to see adapt your life into an anime and why?"

 

Oh, those guys who did that Clann-

 

"Be sure to name the studio please! "

 

...

 

"... Be sure to name the stu-"

 

K-Kyoto Animation!

 

"... and why?"

 

 

Okay, so after hours of extensive thought, I decided that KyoAni is absolutely the perfect choice for me. At first I thought, well, why would a studio so prestigious even think of animating my possibly uninteresting life!? But the answer was obvious. I'm so awesome (for some reason) that they offered to do it, so it doesn't matter!! Woohoo!!!

 

I mean, come on, the bonuses to having KyoAni share my life story with the world are endless. I think it makes a lot of sense to pick a favorite studio based on their work because you enjoy it, but I saw more opportunities beyond my admiration of a few of their creations... Opportunities that are totally not sparked from my enjoyment of flexing my false ego, because I know for a fact that I'm not awesome. At all... Totally not that. . .

 

1. So first things first, they would make me hot.

 

    - I mean everyone knows KyoAni makes the prettiest pretty boys after seeing Free! They wouldn't make the protagonist not awesome and not ultra fit. People can't dislike me. The almighty KyoAni will prevent that! I mean I'm a pretty average looking guy, but they'd totally fix that and I'd be a legend.

 

2. Everyone would watch it.

 

    - Let's be real, KyoAni kind of have a flawless record, or pretty close to it. No matter how uninteresting my story may be, everyone will stick with it until the end hoping for it to go somewhere. Everyone could talk to me about it after they all watch it (because everyone would, KyoAniiii~) because it's a true story. I could show them stuff the show was based on and everything. Their work does vary a bit, but generally Slice of Life style animes (partly or largely comedic), with a handful of them having romantic aspects and heavy themes present, are arguably their best. Since this story would possibly fit into this popular genre of theirs, everyone would be excited for it, which brings me to my next point~

 

3. It actually does kind of fit... Sort of...

 

    - I suppose the Slice of Life genre is pretty much perfect for me. I mean it is meant to be close to home and realistic day to day life stuff. Up to this point I've spent time with a fantastic family moving all over the country, getting to go to places and monuments that many my age may never see, or will never see. I've also grown from those days to see them go, because such things have become more difficult in recent years, leaving me to start my own journey and see new sights. I've loved and lost. I've tried my best, met with success, and failure. I've dabbled with many hobbies from music to photography, some possibly natural talents, and some met with adversity and requiring hard work. There are lessons to be learned that were, both the easy way and the hard way. I do legitimately think that they'd do a fine job, whether the source material (my life) actually is all that interesting or not.

 

So there you have it. This is getting pretty lengthy, so I'll call it here. (^ ^

[Bizkitdoh]

So because that post is kind of big, I totally expect some grammatical errors in it. I admit, I didn't really proofread it. Lol. Hope it's readable. xD

[solidbatman]

2 Hour Warning!

[solidbatman]

Day Two

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm the Batman, I just punched you. Poetry is an art form invented back when we were still cave men drawing stick figures (judging by the week one challenge, we have't evolved much have we?). From the greats, like that really famous guy that writes poems for a living, to the not so great, everyone else, poetry has been a medium for conveying emotion and/or drug induced dreams. Now, why am I rambling on like this? Because today is a day of poetry.

 

Today's challenge is as follows. Write a poem (any kind except irregular format) about the crime fighting adventures of Batman and Hachikuji Mayoi. 

[Damonkala]

Batman and Mayoi ride in the Batmobile.

A crime fighting duo that appears unreal.

With Batman's gadgets and Mayoi's bites.

The two would surely protect Gotham's darkest nights.

Then they appear at the scene of the crime.

The bad guys are still there, they've made it on time.

With a bam of a fist,

and the break of a wrist.

Mayoi and Batman save the day.

We wouldn't want it any other way.

[nohman]

A haiku:

 

Batman and Mayoi

Stalking the streets of Gotham

Villians take caution

[shcboomer]

Haiku time?

 

Hachikuji-san

When you and batman go out

Why you crazy cute?

[Forythos]

Oh Hachikuji-chan

When crime I fight

Alongside you

 

Of times together

I only think

In the batcave

Alongside you

 

Prowling the night together

I can only think

We were made for each other.

That's why I fight

Alongside you

[solidbatman]

You lazy bums and your haikus

[Yukiru]

going downtown in his batmobile he stops 

being there, down the clear night sky hachikuji mayoi

"what is that silky figure on the horizon" are the dark knight thoughts

well that is hachikuji the cute roaming ghost 

 

faraway in the distance a lolicon comes

and the cute little ghost in midair is thrown

kissing over here kissing over there the lolicon pokes

and the cute little monster while biting she growls

 

"behold of the loli" was what the dark knight thought

"well that cute little monster is no little joke"

and so it goes on, the wandering cute little ghost

and so she goes on, hachikuji the cute roaming ghost

[shcboomer]

You lazy bums and your haikus

Haikus takes mass skills

You just jelly at our skills

Go back to your hole

[Zodai]

There is a girl

 

She is on batman's back

 

We do not know why

 

But it probably has something to do with blackmail.

 

---

 

Sorry for the low quality, I'm tired and focusing on something else XD

[Kaguya]

Hm.... This is kind of bad. Oh well, it should be enough for the giveaway, even though I'm not used to leaving poems half-assed....

Well, since I just woke up I doubt I'd be able to make anything much better than this, anyway. Try to enjoy it~

 

He saw a girl on the middle of his way

With a slight, mischievous smile that kept him at bay

Still, she just wanted to play

Some mind games to lead people astray

 

He thought "this is dangerous", I cannot let her have her way

But when he approached, she was already running away

And they chased each other all over the USA.

She was only there because she had been drifting astray

 

From her own fate, and day by day

They fought on the night, even though it was risque

To the girl, it was just a fun play

the man thought nothing of it, and they met on Tokyo Bay

 

To settle things, once and for all

But he couldn't be serious on a girl in a brawl

And so they settled their disputes in a way more banal

And bet on who could do the Australian crawl.

 

 

The End~

[Silvachief]

 

This was a lot of fun to write =)

 

 

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Gotham,

Not a creature was stirring, the night was so solemn.

His cape was arranged on his shoulders with care,

The perfect adornment to give him some flair.

 

Hachikuji was nestled all snug in her bed,

While visions of huge backpacks danced in her head

The Bat in his mask, the Girl with her sack,

Were in no way prepared for the coming attack.

 

Out in the alley, there arose such a clatter,

The Girl sprang from her bed, to see what was the matter,

Out from the door, and into the street,

She couldn't have guessed who she was going to meet.

 

The moonlight shining on skin oh-so pale,

With hair tinted green to complete the odd male.

The Joker, his eyes glinting clear in the night,

Had come to give Hachikuji a fright.

 

The Girl was in danger, but who should appear?

Why, Batman, of course. The answer was clear.

More rapid than Batarangs, he flew from the gloom,

To battle the Joker, to bring him his doom.

 

"What took you so long Bats?!", The Joker did cry,

"I was starting to think you would leave her to die!"

He didn't respond, the Bat to his prey,

Just crafted a plan to get Hachikuji away.

 

Stunned until now by the ridiculous clatter,

Hachikuji had yet to see what was the matter,

For a ghost girl can't quite be taken away,

For the Joker, I guess, it just wasn't his day.

 

And then in a flash, she watched the Bat move,

Of the grace of the movements, she had to approve.

The Joker jumped  back, and drew out a gun,

As he aimed at the Bat, he knew he had won.

 

The Dark Knight tried to get out of the way,

It was too late, however, the girl saw with dismay,

As a wave of despair filled her heart with a pang,

The trigger was pulled, and the Joker yelled "BANG!"

 

As the Girl hid the scene from her sight with her pack,

The Joker laughed, with a grin, saying "Bats, just relax."

"On a night filled with presents, with the streets filled with snow,

Even i'm not that nasty. It's Christmas, you know."

[Cali]

Poems and i do not agree...

 

Say Batty Bat why do thy not shine with the blossom of a flowerbed,

This is thy racksack of a ransom into the abyss.

Regret is thou in thy nature of a empty canvas,

Say Batty Bat why aren't you a Cherry tree like me?

[vibrantblade]

A haiku of those

who fight crime for the sake of

Justice and cuteness

 

With his fancy toys
With her bites and cuteness
Snail and bat fight crime

[solidbatman]

In hindsight, banning haiku's is what I have should of done. Oh well. 12 hour warning!

[Nayleen]

I'll resign from the giveaway.

[Zakamutt]

I don't know enough

about Hachikuji

So it's tough

As climbing mount Fuji

 

I mean, her name's impossible

to rhyme, so unreasonable

I feel like resorting to freeform

But then I'd have to reform

Batman's rules

 

So let's get on with it

With Hachikuji and Batman

With cuteness and grit

They make their plan

To clean up this town.

 

To their surprise, however

When they recon our town

The streets of Fuwan never

Were by trolls overthrown

 

~

[Nosebleed]

From Gotham city

He had been driving,

A hero named Batman

Who for excitement was striving.

 

It was down the road he spotted

A young girl with a familiar face

The batmobile he halted,

With his arms ready to embrace.

 

As Hachikuji was walking

To find her old beloved house;

Behind her was stalking

Batman, in a dark blouse.

 

He cracked his fingers

And licked his lips;

He tip toed slowly

And grabbed her hips.

 

Terrified she screamed

Unaware of what just happened,

But the man just groped

Until her chest had completely flattened.

 

As the pressure in her

Could no longer accumulate;

She opened her jaws

In an attempt to mutilate.

 

As the man shouted

In agonizing pain.

Hachikuji halted

With a face rather plain.

 

"Batnam!" she said

With a cheerful smile

Holding the man's hand

In a manner quite docile.

 

"It's Batman" he replied

As his injured hand he swung

While Hachikuji said with pride:

"I'm sorry, it was a slip of the tongue!"

 

 

 

This took me forever to put together, english is not even my first language and I am terrible when it comes to writing poetry and other artistic things even in my own language, i hope this was enough to appeal to you solidbatman

[The Last Melody]

In the darkness of the night,

a bat fought with might.

Behind the bats back,

followed a slimy track.

 

The walking snail,

was not frail.

Hitting and biting,

she was like a viking.

 

After a long struggle,

there was no more trouble.

The bat and the snail,

was like hammer and nail.

 

I think that's my first time writing a poem from scratch in english >.<

[Imationer]

Mayoi with Batman, up in the sky

One went slow as the other arrived;

Fighting crime and keeping the city clean,

One never heard, nor the other seen;

 

They haven't known each other for long

He visited his parents while she sang a song;

Their eyes met for a quick glance

and one caught the other in a fighting stance;

 

Realizing there was no one around

Both sat in the ground;

One said "Life is sure hard",

and the other replied "You don't even look scarred";

 

Happily chatting they passed the time,

but they made sure to meet besides the thyme;

Now they fight for a better life

Batman and Mayoi, with no gun and no knife.

 

I just came with it on the spot, and even "cheated" a little by searching in a rhyme dictionary for words and ideas.

PS: I absolutely love the new default photo. I'm thinking I'll leave it like that

 

edit: messed up a rhyme, and edit2 to notify the first

Edited October 18, 2013 by Imationer

[Ragnar Matryoshka]

I'm really suck at this

 

When everybody turned off their light
There is something not right
 
Too much criminal wrongdoing at midnight
Batman and Hachikuji is ready to fight
 
They fight with all their might
The fights are out of sight

[Nosebleed]

Now that i re-read my own poem i realise it's not really adventurish like, maybe it'll pass but i'm writing a second one just for safety.

I apologize if this decreases in quality (if the first had any quality to begin with) but it's 3am as i'm writing it, hope it entertains you all though!

Consider this part 2 of my poem, the other was the prologue

(i'm leaving it there because i don't want to delete something i put a lot of effort into)

 

And so both departed to yet another fight

To free the world from all evil deeds

Be it a man that swallowed dynamite

Or a cat that choked up on weeds.

 

"Look at that Batman!" she said

In quite a shocked tone

A man laid dead

His body as stiff as a stone.

 

In front of the body

A muscled man stood

A symbol of illuminati

In his short was sewed.

 

Losing no time Batman jumped

Throwing batarangs at the subject

Wasting no time Hachikuji's bag plumped

Turning her into a cannon ball that a lot of pain would inflect.

 

The villain fell to the ground

Unable to move a muscle

Twitching and twirling and looking around

He finally gave up and curled up like mussle

 

Hachikuji however was in her final form

And nothing in front of her could now make her stop

Rolling and rolling like a powerful storm

The villain she ran over like a robotic mop.

 

Her backpack deflated and she was back on her feet

She looked at Batman and gave a hearty grin,

As he dragged the villain's body out of the street

A tune started playing from a random violin.

 

"It's the credits already" Batman pouted

As he knew his adventure had come to an end

But hachikuji looked up to him and spouted

"Don't worry there's more next weekend!"

 

 

Full version to save you trouble:

From Gotham city

He had been driving,

A hero named Batman

Who for excitement was striving.

 

It was down the road he spotted

A young girl with a familiar face

The batmobile he halted,

With his arms ready to embrace.

 

As Hachikuji was walking

To find her old beloved house;

Behind her was stalking

Batman, in a dark blouse.

 

He cracked his fingers

And licked his lips;

He tip toed slowly

And grabbed her hips.

 

Terrified she screamed

Unaware of what just happened,

But the man just groped

Until her chest had completely flattened.

 

As the pressure in her

Could no longer accumulate;

She opened her jaws

In an attempt to mutilate.

 

As the man shouted

In agonizing pain.

Hachikuji halted

With a face rather plain.

 

"Batnam!" she said

With a cheerful smile

Holding the man's hand

In a manner quite docile.

 

"It's Batman" he replied

As his injured hand he swung

While Hachikuji said with pride:

"I'm sorry, it was a slip of the tongue!"

 

And so both departed to yet another fight

To free the world from all evil deeds

Be it a man that swallowed dynamite

Or a cat that choked up on weeds.

 

"Look at that Batman!" she said

In quite a shocked tone

A man laid dead

His body as stiff as a stone.

 

In front of the body

A muscled man stood

A symbol of illuminati

In his short was sewed.

 

Losing no time Batman jumped

Throwing batarangs at the subject

Wasting no time Hachikuji's bag plumped

Turning her into a cannon ball that a lot of pain would inflect.

 

The villain fell to the ground

Unable to move a muscle

Twitching and twirling and looking around

He finally gave up and curled up like mussle

 

Hachikuji however was in her final form

And nothing in front of her could now make her stop

Rolling and rolling like a powerful storm

The villain she ran over like a robotic mop.

 

Her backpack deflated and she was back on her feet

She looked at Batman and gave a hearty grin,

As he dragged the villain's body out of the street

A tune started playing from a random violin.

 

"It's the credits already" Batman pouted

As he knew his adventure had come to an end

But hachikuji looked up to him and spouted

"Don't worry there's more next weekend!"