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I wish to share my pain, comrades. This transcript is slightly edited.

<Zakaaeru> >can't find bluetooth mouse, begin search
<Zakaaeru> >places where I put stuff are messy as fuck
<Zakaaeru> >search entire house, move messy stuff around
<ohiowar> maybe cleaning you house would help you find it
<Zakaaeru> >pick up the thick layer of debree in my room for around 1h30,m
<Zakaaeru> >notthere
<Zakaaeru> *did find ATH-M50 carrying case in most unlikely spot ever*
<Zakaaeru> >mom comes out of her bedroom from the noise
<Zakaaeru> >ask if she knows where my bluetooth mouse is
<Zakaaeru> >she comes back in 15 secs with mouse
<Zakaaeru> >she thought it was her own
<Zakaaeru> nvejiwnvhoudhy8bavidnwjancvduhohvuwaonvhdwasdf
<hotsauce2000> lol
<ohiowar> lol

Posted

I wish to share my pain, comrades. This transcript is slightly edited.

<Zakaaeru> >can't find bluetooth mouse, begin search

<Zakaaeru> >places where I put stuff are messy as fuck

<Zakaaeru> >search entire house, move messy stuff around

<ohiowar> maybe cleaning you house would help you find it

<Zakaaeru> >pick up the thick layer of debree in my room for around 1h30,m

<Zakaaeru> >notthere

<Zakaaeru> *did find ATH-M50 carrying case in most unlikely spot ever*

<Zakaaeru> >mom comes out of her bedroom from the noise

<Zakaaeru> >ask if she knows where my bluetooth mouse is

<Zakaaeru> >she comes back in 15 secs with mouse

<Zakaaeru> >she thought it was her own

<Zakaaeru> nvejiwnvhoudhy8bavidnwjancvduhohvuwaonvhdwasdf

<hotsauce2000> lol

<ohiowar> lol

I+feel+you+bro+_c348de8ec3c4bee27f1379f2

Posted

I wish to share my pain, comrades. This transcript is slightly edited.

<Zakaaeru> >can't find bluetooth mouse, begin search

<Zakaaeru> >places where I put stuff are messy as fuck

<Zakaaeru> >search entire house, move messy stuff around

<ohiowar> maybe cleaning you house would help you find it

<Zakaaeru> >pick up the thick layer of debree in my room for around 1h30,m

<Zakaaeru> >notthere

<Zakaaeru> *did find ATH-M50 carrying case in most unlikely spot ever*

<Zakaaeru> >mom comes out of her bedroom from the noise

<Zakaaeru> >ask if she knows where my bluetooth mouse is

<Zakaaeru> >she comes back in 15 secs with mouse

<Zakaaeru> >she thought it was her own

<Zakaaeru> nvejiwnvhoudhy8bavidnwjancvduhohvuwaonvhdwasdf

<hotsauce2000> lol

<ohiowar> lol

 

That's... that's quite a breakdown you had there. You alright? Or more importantly, is your keyboard alright?

Posted

I've already seen that but once again is still okay, i can feel my brain cells slowly desintegrating.

Some would argue that is better than losing money from a bet.

Posted

I would like to bring to attention to the fact that I just found a video of a voice actor recording a sex seen for a hentai. Is it against the rules to post it?

PM a mod on this kind of thing. I think it should be fine as long as you post it in the format of a link and properly warn what is it about, but I'm no authority.

Posted

PM a mod on this kind of thing. I think it should be fine as long as you post it in the format of a link and properly warn what is it about, but I'm no authority.

Yeah, I just posted a link. I would think it should be fine since a gave a warning.

Posted

Yeah, I just posted a link. I would think it should be fine since a gave a warning.

I just woke my parents up with that, it's currently 4AM.

I don't think i'll see you for a while guys, it was a fun ride while it lasted though.

Posted

I just woke my parents up with that, it's currently 4AM.

I don't think i'll see you for a while guys, it was a fun ride while it lasted though.

Oh dear, I have to wonder how loud it was.

Posted

I just woke my parents up with that, it's currently 4AM.

I don't think i'll see you for a while guys, it was a fun ride while it lasted though.

You brave, brave soul. It has been an honor posting with you.

Posted

I just woke my parents up with that, it's currently 4AM.

I don't think i'll see you for a while guys, it was a fun ride while it lasted though.

 

Your sacrifice will not be forgotten... It's been an honour *salutes*

Posted

I have returned from the dead, the report from last night:

 

As i had forgotten i had my speakers on max since i hadn't been listening to anything on the computer since noon, the moaning sounds pretty much reached the entire house (I live in a small place and all the bedrooms are next to each other). My dad burst into my room a few minutes after saying i have no shame for watching porn. Told my dad I didn't want to hear that from someone who takes their laptop to the bathroom and stays in there for 30 minutes to "check facebook", even though i wasn't even watching porn in the first place but I think it was a better explanation than telling my dad i was watching a woman record her own moans. Dad got quiet and said to turn the computer off and left.

 

I think today i set up one victory flag in my family's hierarchy.

Posted

I have returned from the dead, the report from last night:

 

As i had forgotten i had my speakers on max since i hadn't been listening to anything on the computer since noon, the moaning sounds pretty much reached the entire house (I live in a small place and all the bedrooms are next to each other). My dad burst into my room a few minutes after saying i have no shame for watching porn. Told my dad I didn't want to hear that from someone who takes their laptop to the bathroom and stays in there for 30 minutes to "check facebook", even though i wasn't even watching porn in the first place but I think it was a better explanation than telling my dad i was watching a woman record her own moans. Dad got quiet and said to turn the computer off and left.

 

I think today i set up one victory flag in my family's hierarchy.

I salute you sir, that is certainly one of the classiest ways of coming back to life I've ever seen.

Posted

I have returned from the dead, the report from last night:

 

As i had forgotten i had my speakers on max since i hadn't been listening to anything on the computer since noon, the moaning sounds pretty much reached the entire house (I live in a small place and all the bedrooms are next to each other). My dad burst into my room a few minutes after saying i have no shame for watching porn. Told my dad I didn't want to hear that from someone who takes their laptop to the bathroom and stays in there for 30 minutes to "check facebook", even though i wasn't even watching porn in the first place but I think it was a better explanation than telling my dad i was watching a woman record her own moans. Dad got quiet and said to turn the computer off and left.

 

I think today i set up one victory flag in my family's hierarchy.

Welcome back soldier. In honor of your recent victory you have been promoted to "Shameless Porn Watcher"

Posted

I have returned from the dead, the report from last night:

 

As i had forgotten i had my speakers on max since i hadn't been listening to anything on the computer since noon, the moaning sounds pretty much reached the entire house (I live in a small place and all the bedrooms are next to each other). My dad burst into my room a few minutes after saying i have no shame for watching porn. Told my dad I didn't want to hear that from someone who takes their laptop to the bathroom and stays in there for 30 minutes to "check facebook", even though i wasn't even watching porn in the first place but I think it was a better explanation than telling my dad i was watching a woman record her own moans. Dad got quiet and said to turn the computer off and left.

 

I think today i set up one victory flag in my family's hierarchy.

 

Your persuade skill has reached max lvl.

 

LVL UP!

 

Please choose a perk for your new lvl.

Posted

I suggest you equip headphones

I'm cursed, i have 5 pairs of headphones and in all of them the left one stopped working.. This has been a cycle in all the headphones i ever owned regardless of the device i used them on. The headphones with the longest lifespan i owned lasted 1 year.

 

But i think it's time to invest on some pricey ones that'll last some years, but first, time to get a job.

 

 

Your persuade skill has reached max lvl.

 

LVL UP!

 

Please choose a perk for your new lvl.

 

 

I want a skill that'll allow every person i touch to turn into a loli.

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