Clephas Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Granted, but they are turned to wands of ice, and as a result, the people India are locked inside a glacier for eternity. I want politicians to actually tell the truth. Quote
Blue Ember Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Granted, but they are turned to wands of ice, and as a result, the people India are locked inside a glacier for eternity. I want politicians to actually tell the truth. (Granted, but they are mute & cannot speak in anyway shape or form. I wish I could play a fighting game.) Quote
Clephas Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Granted, but your body duplicates the wounds your fighter receives. The power to turn fat men into adorable bishoujos. Quote
DimDito Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Granted. Now 98% of the USA are female. I wish I could cure cancer. Quote
Clephas Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Granted, but the cure turns people into rabid monsters that can't be killed. I want to be able to grant immortality at random. Quote
Blue Ember Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Granted, but the cure turns people into rabid monsters that can't be killed. I want to be able to grant immortality at random. (Granted, however people who are granted immortality can not move, see, taste, feel, speak or hear I wish for knowledge on anything.) Quote
Clephas Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Granted, but your nervous system is fried, leaving you a vegetable. I want an endless supply of chocolate. Quote
Andulir Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted but you will hate chocolate I wish i can fight 1 on 1 with Kazuko and i win Quote
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but afterward you were beaten to a pulp by a random loli. I want to have a magic stick that lets me turn people into hamburgers. *Clephas drools* Quote
Blue Ember Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but afterward you were beaten to a pulp by a random loli. I want to have a magic stick that lets me turn people into hamburgers. *Clephas drools* (Granted, but you're a vegetarian & cannot eat meat no matter what! (Evil laughter)) I wish I could have a rematch with Andulir & win! Quote
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but you do it using a magic that burns your body to ashes, leaving you a bodiless spirit, helpless to continue fighting. I wish for the power to enter video games bodily. (edit: seriously) Quote
Andulir Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted but after that the energie is out and you cant return your body. I wish our fight with Kazuko will be the most famous fight in the history Quote
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but as a result, you are named as the most evil villain in the world, for tormenting Kazuko. I wish for a giant demon slave. (I already have one, but I could always use more) Quote
Kaguya Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, it rebels against you and ends up killing your other giant demon slave. I wish I could fight well with a full cup of sake in one hand without letting a single drop fall from the cup. Quote
Andulir Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted but you miss a step and a cup broke I wish i have the same power as Son Goku Quote
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but you have to serve a hideous old woman for eternity in penance for your sins. I wish for rain. Quote
Tenkuru Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but.... Actually, I like the rain, so I'm not going to corrupt this. I wish that I can wake up in the morning without feeling groggy. Quote
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, you wake up, not feeling groggy, then fall asleep after an hour, waking up the next morning once again, only to repeat the process. I wish for the power to alter the landscape at will Quote
JustThisOne Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but the universe is destroyed leaving no landscape to alter I wish for the power to become any fictional character I want Quote
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but in exchange, your consciousness is melded with that of the fictional character, causing you to forget who you were outside of the story. I wish for the power to make stories into reality. Quote
Chocolat Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but since you messed with your power, we cut your arms so you won't write anymore. I wish I could speak every language in the world. Quote
Life Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but the people you speak to in any language forgets about that very language. I wish I could run around the streets butt naked without being judged. Quote
DimDito Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted. You are arrested for indecent exposure. I wish the sun rises in the West. Quote
Clephas Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but the resulting alteration of the Earth's gravity destroys civilization, reducing humanity to barbarism. I wish for an end to bureaucratic waste. Quote
Life Posted June 6, 2014 Posted June 6, 2014 Granted, but the world is ruled by a single dictator instead. I wish I had wings. Quote
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