Corrupt A Wish

[VN-Angel]

Granted but stan lee revived as a demon-lord.

I wish my holidays to last forever.

[Beato]

Granted but all shops are now closed on holidays so you'll starve.

I wish I had a pet rat.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but the pet rat is 100 meters tall.

I wish there was a way to learn without actually learning.

[VN-Angel]

Granted but you can only learn useless things by that method.

I wish I could develop a (big-scale)game myself.

[Eldin]

granted, but nobody likes it.

i wish corpse party had an "everybody survives" ending.

[Beato]

Granted but they're in coma forever.

I wish I could sleep less without getting tired.

[shcboomer]

Granted but you lose an hour of life for every hour less than 8 you sleep.

I wish I could go to Japan again.

[VN-Angel]

Granted but it is last trip of your life.

I wish I owned every game console.

[Beato]

Granted but there are no longer any games to play.

I wish my teeth would brush themselves.

[Mikel]

Granted, but instead of toothpaste, they brush themselves with wasabi

I wish I could have a bigger TV

[Daeyamati]

Granted, but as soon as you take it out of the box, it turns to ash.

I wish I had a monocle.

[solidbatman]

Granted but its over your eye patch

I wish I had a bigger room

[Beato]

Granted, your room now covers half the planet but your computer and bed are in separate ends of it.

I wish for a cool cape

[kinghidetora]

Granted, however...

I wish I had a space-time traveling police call box.

[Eldin]

granted, however you are forced to listen to every 911 call made at every given moment of every day.

i wish my grandmother didn't think i was into bl irl.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but your grandmother now believes you are into animals.

I wish I could watch Little Busters Refrain now.

[VN-Angel]

Granted but now Refrain comes with Aku no Hana art~ Enjoy

I wish I could master swimming.

[Demi_kon]

Granted, however you are now a fish.

I wish I were a chick magnet.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but as soon as you attract them, they become chicken.

I wish that Key had more works out.

[Eldin]

granted, but they flop so badly that the company closes in shame.

I wish I could teleport.

[Beato]

Granted but you can only teleport half your body.

I wish there was a Muv Luv Alternative Anime

[Tay]

Granted, but it was reimagined as a slice-of-life romantic comedy.

I wish Beato would post some more awesome art ; )

[Beato]

Granted but you'll have to PAY to see it (nah, I may post something soon but I have been mostly practicing lately. And therefore I haven't finished anything.)

I wish I could eat delicious food whenever I wanted.

[Mikel]

Granted, however, you lose your taste buds and can not tell how delicious it is

I wish the new Final Fantasy games were as good as the old ones

[VN-Angel]

Granted but they all crashed when u tried to play them.

I wish Kawahara Reki finished underworld side story