Corrupt A Wish

[Tay]

Granted, but it's a romcom, noir character piece.

I wish I had a robot to keep my apartment and life organized.

[Eldin]

granted, but it takes it's job way too seriously and goes iRobot on your ass.

I wish guild wars would stop crashing.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but the server is down.

I wish that the world was a more peaceful place.

[Daeyamati]

Granted, but now police officers (and similar occupations) are now out of a job causing a worldwide depression. Wow that was really depressing.

I wish the set release date for OZMAFIA!! would be announced already.

[Tay]

Granted. July 1st, 2143.

I wish the practice of/all current patents on human genes / genetic materials and medicine were abolished.

[Snowtsuku]

Granted. July 1st, 2143.

I wish the practice of/all current patents on human genes / genetic materials and medicine were abolished.

Granted but civilization reverted back to stone age.

I wish my wish won't granted.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but it also isn't granted. The loophole creates a black hole in this world.

I wish more people played VNs.

[Daeyamati]

Granted, but they most play nukige, thus reinforcing the stereotype that VNs are plotless sex games.

Gee that took a dark turn down the wrong corner.

I wish the Angel Beats! visual novel would be released soon.

[solidbatman]

Granted, but it gets an exclusive release on the Nintendo Virtual Boy

I wish UTW subbed movies faster.

[VN-Angel]

Granted but they don't care about quality anymore.

I wish I could create a game myself.

[Eldin]

granted, you just made a fan sequel to corpse party.

I wish I could breath in space.

[Snowtsuku]

granted, you just made a fan sequel to corpse party.

I wish I could breath in space.

Granted but you are breathing the space itself

I wish the wish of the one below me will be granted.

[Tay]

Granted, but I wish the wish of the person above me was granted.

[Snowtsuku]

Then both of our wishes are granted but I made a new one

I wish the person below me wishes to be a pervert.

[Eldin]

granted, I am now your own personal stalker.

I wish for $20.

[Snowtsuku]

Shredded $20 for ya

I wish my stalker stops :<

[Eldin]

granted, I stop stalking you, but only while i'm sleeping.

I wish to never be caught by the police.

[Beato]

Granted but you're caught by a private Secret Service and thus get no trial.

I wish it was cheaper to import stuff from Japan.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but the products themselves cost more.

I wish this thread would be the longest one on the forums.

[Beato]

Granted but all the posts are made by spambots.

I wish my nendoroid parts would stop disappearing.

[Skeith]

Granted, however, each costs a million yen.

I wish for my own lovely harem.

[shcboomer]

Granted, a harem of old ladies.

I wish that there were more figures for Hoshimeno.

[VN-Angel]

Granted but all are figures of Kogasaka You.

I wish I could use Accelerator's vector control power.

[Eldin]

granted, but you're not smart enough to do the calculations.

I wish my sword didn't break.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but your sword is the size of a toothpick

I wish that more people would join this thread