Corrupt A Wish

[solidbatman]

Granted but your wish is soooo good, that you have to leave the forums forever as no one can ever look on your new found glory.

I wish Osu didn't make me rage quit.

[Bytor]

Granted, you become a musical God, but lose your sight and hearing.

I wish I had a job I loved

[Kaguya]

You start a yandere romance with yout job and kill everyone who tries to do the same job as you, leading you to jail.

I wish I had a cool drill.

[solidbatman]

Granted but your drill does not pierce the heavens.

I wish for a DRM free future!

[shcboomer]

Granted, but instead of DRM, they just ban software outright.

I wish for more cute animes.

[Kaguya]

Granted but your drill does not pierce the heavens.

Lol!

granted, but they are yaoi.

I wish my drill pierced the heavens.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but you drilled into yogurt.

I wish for sleep.

[Kaguya]

you'll have plenty of it when you die.

I wish Lewycool animated the scene where I pierce yogurt with my drill.

[vibrantblade]

Granted, the drill pierces your body as well

I wish for a friend

[Kaguya]

you have me as your friend from now own.

I wish I died in a cool way.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but you're come back and die in a stupid way.

I wish for more solidbatman updates.

[ToAEnd]

Granted but you are the only person who will not see the updates.

I wish for a butterfly

[Ragnar Matryoshka]

Granted, it's a man-eater butterfly

I wish for complete adobe CC collection for free xD

[Kaguya]

It's free after you donate 1000000000 dollars.

I wish one my my imoutos was a cool ninja.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but they also want your blood.

I wish for a care free life.

[Sparkker]

Granted, No One Cares for you anymore..

I wish for an AC.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but it sets the temperature to 0c.

I wish for more programming.

[Sparkker]

Granted, but you're can't understand it and the ones doing the programming.

I wish for a cassette.

[Kaguya]

You get the portugese word "cacete". It means you was spanked.

I wish I was the coolest serial killer ever.

[Rairu-kun]

Granted, your imprisoned in a freezer held at absolute zero. You're the coolest for sure!

I wish I "Last Order" from A certain Magical index was real and followed me around e_e SO KAWAII

[Fujimoto Takashi]

Granted, but she doesnt like you.

I wish for a better wish.

[Rairu-kun]

Granted, you wished for frozen yogurt! That's definetly cooler right....FUEFUEUFEU I'm too cheesy for me own safety.

I wish I had a good site to watch Amagami SS ._.

[Kaguya]

You need to pay 100 bucks before watching every episode, but it's certainly a great site.

I wish for NTR endings.

[ToAEnd]

Granted but every time you watch the endings(NTR) , you will lose 50 GB of your computer's memory and if it reaches negative number you will explode.

I wish for a castle.

[Bytor]

Granted, but it's a tenth century ruin

i wish for more time to play games