Corrupt A Wish

[Sparkker]

Amazing in no other way but one.. It has only a very low Ink capacity.

I wish for Coins.

[Fujimoto Takashi]

Granted, but they are made of chocolate.

I wish for a nice boat.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but it sinks fairly quickly.

I wish for a coffee.

[Yeah Way]

Granted, but it sinks fairly quickly.

I wish for a coffee.

Supporting the unfair treatment of third world workers, eh?

I wish for socialism.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but you are first to die for socialism.

I wish for more dogs.

[Yeah Way]

Granted, but you are first to die for socialism.

I wish for more dogs.

(Worth it.)

Well done, you've cotributed to pet-related violence.

I wish I weren't the only one didn't like Mare. :/

[Kaguya]

Granted, no one besides you played Hoshimemo.

I wish for touhou.

[ToAEnd]

Granted, but you will be blind.

I wish for a box.

[CaptainBigButt]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ef0b/

I wish for more wishes.

[ToAEnd]

Granted, but you will be one with those wishes.

I wish that my wish is to wish wishes.

[Yeah Way]

Granted, but you will be one with those wishes.

I wish that my wish is to wish wishes.

Wish granted.

I wish for spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, egg, sausage and spam.

[ToAEnd]

Granted, but your wish would be like this :

Yeah Way for spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, egg, sausage and spam.

(You're one of them ...... )

I wish to become a wishful wish.

[Yeah Way]

Granted, but your wish would be like this :

Yeah Way for spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, egg, sausage and spam.

(You're one of them ...... )

I wish to become a wishful wish.

(I'm afraid I don't catch your meaning...)

Congratulations, your existence is now hypothetical.

I wish for an end to DRM.

[ToAEnd]

(You can understand it the way you want.)

Granted, but it will aso bring an end to your soul. (not life)

I wish for a wonderful wish that is clearly not a wish.

[Yeah Way]

(You can understand it the way you want.)

Granted, but it will aso bring an end to your soul. (not life)

I wish for a wonderful wish that is clearly not a wish.

In other words something you obviously already have... How about Erectile Dysfunction?

I wish for more concrete wishes; yours are just getting out of hand.

[ToAEnd]

Granted, you get a building (It is made of concrete)

I wish that wishes come true.

[Yeah Way]

Granted, you get a building (It is made of concrete)

I wish that wishes come true.

You're just not wishing hard enough! I've already gotten my tsundere/yandere girlfriend, magical powers and even The Butt! The rest of the stuff just hasn't been shipped yet.

I wish for speedier delivery of wishes!

[CaptainBigButt]

Granted, but they're genie wishes that have a large negative twist to them.

I wish Pandora would stop playing me the same songs over and over.

[ToAEnd]

Granted, but you will be unable to hear.

I wish for wishing wells.

[Yeah Way]

Granted, but you will be unable to hear.

I wish for wishing wells.

One does not simply wish for wishing-wells without a wishing-well with which to make such a wish.

I wish for my very own Dr. Zoidberg.

[ToAEnd]

Granted, but you must grant my wish first.

I wish for your wish.

[Yeah Way]

Granted, but you must grant my wish first.

I wish for your wish.

Let's share; I know I've a saw around here somewhere...

I wish for Nagonago.

[ToAEnd]

Granted but your wish was not granted.

I wish that your wish is granted.

[Kaguya]

It is. Congratulations~

I wish for more VNs

[ToAEnd]

Granted, but your wish will remain a wish forever.

I wish for aspiring wishes.