Corrupt A Wish

[Rairu-kun]

Granted you own a mini-van and have to drive kids to soccer practice. (haha get it sports car *^*??)

I wish my name was Natsune.

[HiveMind]

Granted you own a mini-van and have to drive kids to soccer practice. (haha get it sports car *^*??)

I wish my name was Natsune.

Granted. However, every country in the world has banned the name Natsune, and those with such a name are executed.

I wish for my mouse to fix.

[Yukata Lover]

Granted. But it will never go to mouse heaven only to be abuse forever.

I wish every protagonist to cease at the end of a story.

[Fujimoto Takashi]

Granted, but the story starts all over again once it happens.

I wish for l33t skillz

[ToAEnd]

Granted, but you became an old man.

I wish for a car.

[neonie]

Granted but it's a Pink PT Cruiser and every part of it is broken.

I wish I was a loli

[HiveMind]

Granted but it's a Pink PT Cruiser and every part of it is broken.

I wish I was a loli

Granted. However, you have contracted cancer and will die in a week.

I wish for a liter of chocolate milk.

[Rairu-kun]

Granted but it's rotten and chunky.

I wish for a phone with actual buttons. (I hate my touch screen iPhone =w=)

[harry_kinomoto]

Granted, but you end up with an ancient phone with no apps, no internet capabilities, and a terrible battery life.

I wish there was a piano anyone could play on anywhere in the world~

[Fox_DL]

Granted, but once you play it, it can be heard by anyone, anywhere in the world.. so people are hunting you down coz they can't sleep..

I wis tht the thngs I tpe do not hve any typos

[Rairu-kun]

Granted, but everything you write is in white color so no one can read it unless they highlight it C=

No one's wished for this in awhile so I'll do it.

I

Wish...

FOR YOGURT.

[Eldin]

granted, but you must fight snow to the death to obtain it.

I wish I had the time and money to play more video games.

[Fujimoto Takashi]

Granted, but they all turn out to be Call of Duty Derpfare.

I wish I had the time to actually finish a VN on my own.

[Rairu-kun]

Granted, but since you said "on my own" you cannot use the auto feature. CLICK YOUR FINGER OFF BUAHAHAHA.

I wish i was a manga artist/anime producer.

[neonie]

Granted but every project you work on would end up having fujoshi as it's target audience.

I wish I had more courage.

[Eldin]

Granted.

i wish i had more time.

[Fox_DL]

Granted, you'll be receiving all editions of the magazine since 1923. You pay for the shipping though..

I wish I don't have to do the laundry..

[Muki]

Granted, now there a pile of laundry unwashed in your laundry bin

I wish for more friends

[FriendlyFire]

Granted, you will have 200 friends and recieve 87290 whatsapps and 149 calls per hour, Achievement won! - Went crazy

I wish I could walk through water

[Fujimoto Takashi]

Granted, but one of your 12 apostles will end up betraying you.

I wish for a random dessert.

[Fox_DL]

Granted, a random dessert with random strains of e.coli

I wish for a computer that can still read floppy disks..

[Kaguya]

It'll break after 5 minutes

I wish for a cool title

[Eurobeatz]

Granted, but people start using it as an insult.

I wish for the power to bring others back to life.

[Eldin]

granted, but their bodies are still decayed and what have you.

I wish I had a catgirl.

[Yukiru]

granted but she's bald

i wish i had unlimited internet connection at my new place