Corrupt A Wish

[Eldin]

granted, but you don't have electricity.

I wish I could walk through walls.

[Eurobeatz]

Granted, but people discover you walking through walls so you are forced to live in a lab and be studied for the rest of your life.

I wish I had an army of lolis.

[Yukiru]

granted but they developed properly with time

i wish a pair of lolis washed my back

[Eldin]

granted, but steve's there and it's really uncomfortable for everyone involved... except steve.

I wish for pony.

[Fox_DL]

Granted, but you have to get past these guys first..

I wish for a battery that lasts forever..

[Stanleys]

Granted, but it's a watch battery.

I wish I could live normally and never need sleep.

[Fujimoto Takashi]

Granted, now you live an extremely boring life without nothing to do besides whining about your lack of sleep.

I wish to become an extremely talented martial artist.

[Kaguya]

granted, you lose to the power of guns.

I wish for Frenda

[Yukiru]

granted, but mugino is not amused

i wish for good conversation topics

[Kaguya]

Eeeeeh? Mugino shouldn't mind.

she kills Frenda in the story, after all

Granted, you can talk about me.

I wish for moar Frenda

[Yukiru]

granted but if you want frenda you have to take fremea and hamazura along

i wish for more resistance against my emotions

[Kaguya]

taking hamazura also means taking takitsubo, right? In that case, all is fine. I can have Fremea and Frenda to myself~

Granted, after being faced with utter resistance you have to abandon their use

I wish for awesome

[Yukiru]

granted, but eldin gave you Last Order

i wish for more Misaka-Accelerator screentime

[Kaguya]

They make a side story where Accelerator has a fun harem made of sisters and misaka.

I wish for kuroko

[Yukiru]

granted but Misaka snatch her away from you

i wish for a good adaptation for index III

p.d. i read on twitter some news about a certain scientific accelerator, don't know if they are true though

[Kaguya]

hm. It'd be great if they actually made it.

And considering how much we talk about it, I might just create an Index thread now.

Granted, but you can't see it.

I wish for "Toaru Kagaku no Accelerator"

[Yukiru]

granted, but you have to wait.

i wish people liked accelerator as much as he deserves

[Eldin]

granted, but misaka is still the better character.

I wish for a misaka imouto.

woah, hold the breaks,

granted, but eldin gave you Last Order

no. not happening.

[Yukiru]

come on, if you haven't read the accelerator amazingness in the novels you can't say Mikoto is a better character, the build in Accelerator is too good, his past, his future, his manner of speech, his harem, his powers, his awaken mode, his rampaging mode, everything is awesome.

granted, but they were already in love with Touma and Accelerator

i wish for the ultimate Misaka Team

[Kaguya]

Granted, but this is their idea of ultimate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1cNAiIa2qQ

I wish Frenda didn't die.

[Eldin]

granted, but now she's only half the girl she was before.

I wish fleas and ticks did not exist.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but she's in a coma

I wish that Index would become more useful.

I'm starting to lose my faith after what Eldin said in the cutest image topic...

[Kaguya]

Granted, she enters John's Pen mode and goes berserk.

I wish I was as popular as Touma.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but you also gain his horrible luck.

I wish I had esper abilities.

[Eldin]

granted. your ability is to read the minds of cats. but not just any cats. neutered cats.

I wish for whirled peas.