Corrupt A Wish

[Kaguya]

granted, but you regret that you didn't wish something else

I wish Eldin changed his member title.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but it becomes Kaguya's Master

I wish I had a personal army

[Kaguya]

It's a personal army of blind archers.

I wish I had a worshiper here.

[Eldin]

granted, but they are mine as well and thus are too busy to serve you.

I wish I had something to wish for.

[Kaguya]

granted, you wish for another title.

I wish I never wished for Eldin's title change.

[Eldin]

granted, this time I thought of this title all on my own.

I wish I had a new title.

Change it to Anime Master or something like that.

that's ryoji's title, I am unworthy.

I think i'll keep it as is

[Kaguya]

Change it to Anime Master or something like that.

I wish I could change my member name more than 3 times per month.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but someone else gets to choose the name

I wish I had a personal servant

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I think i'll keep it as is :D/>

Please do, it's perfect that way!

[Kaguya]

You can have the pleasure of becoming my slave instead.

I wish newcomers were cuter.

[Stanleys]

I'll get back to you on that offer.

Granted, but none of them like you

I wish I would have found this place sooner

[Kaguya]

granted, you time travel to do so and end up creating SERN dystopia.

I wish they'll make me a mod one day

[Stanleys]

Granted, but you end up breaking the forums

I wish I was made a mod before Kaguya

[Kaguya]

go help out with making the forums better and you have a good chance to.

I wish people called me "onee-sama"

[Snowtsuku]

Granted, yogurt-nee

I wish for yogurt.

[Stanleys]

I'm still pretty new, don't know how much works yet. I want to help eventually though

I wish I had enough time for my backlog

[Kaguya]

stop lazing around on the IRC and you'll have the time

I wish for a shikigami

[Stanleys]

I'm not usually on IRC, today was a special instance. Besides, what is there exactly to help with

Granted, but it's only around when you sleep

I wish I had the ability to slow time around me

[Kaguya]

Start lazing around on the IRC more often and you just might get it.

I wish the pasta I made yesterday was still edible.

[Stanleys]

That completely contradicts your last post

Granted, But it is only half as good

I wish that I receive all cooking ingredients for free

[Kaguya]

only if your cooking ingredients are rocks, cockroaches and poisonous mushrooms.

I wish I was as good at sports as when I was still a normalfag.

[Yukiru]

granted, but you are still the worst at sports in the whole world

i wish i could join the IRC

[Stanleys]

Granted, but no one talks to you

I wish I had a money tree

[Yukiru]

granted, but but someone stole it

i wish i had wings

[Stanleys]

granted, but but someone stole it

i wish i had wings

Granted, but they are clipped

I wish I could shapeshift

[Kaguya]

The only shapeshifting you can make is into a pudding.

I wish the lurkers posted more.