Corrupt A Wish

[Stanleys]

Granted, but they only spam

I wish I would remember to stop quoting here

[Yukiru]

you're not talking to a normal user, you're talking to the legendary spammer

granted, but you quote somewhere else

i wish the heat disappeared from my city

[Kaguya]

Granted, it's -100 celsius in your town right now.

I wish people gave their opinion on my upcoming fuwan Battle Royale fanfic.

[Eldin]

granted, but it's all pretty harsh and you end up dropping the idea.

I wish for opai.

[Yukiru]

you're still writing the all-girls-school story kaguya?

EDIT: granted, but they are from lolis

i wish eldin hadn't posted before me

[Kaguya]

you're still writing the all-girls-school story kaguya?

No, I'm not. I dropped that. The upcoming story will also have males and it'll be forum-based instead of IRC based. It'll also probably be in a post-apocalyptic world.

Granted, but I edited my wish to something else, forcing you to edit your post as well.

I wish Kinuhata was more powerful.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but she dies in an accident

I wish I could tame dragons

[Eldin]

granted, but since the winged fire-breathing dragons don't exist you instead learn to tame bearded dragons. those spiny little lizards that shoot blood from their eyes at people up to 5 feet away.

I wish my kitten would stop trying to steal my ravioli.

[Yukata Lover]

Granted but I will start eating your ravioli

I wish I can establish a secret organization.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but its an organization of porn collectors

I wish dragons were real

[Kaguya]

granted, you're eaten by one.

I wish I was the most badass person on the earth.

[Yukiru]

granted, but you're the last person of the world

i wish the MC syndrome didn't exist

[Kaguya]

granted, a more absurd version of it called super-MC syndrome exists instead.

I wish for cookies.

[drill]

Granted, but they are all stale.

I wish for faster internet.

[Kaguya]

granted, my internet becomes faster.

I wish whenever someone danced, their legs caught on fire like this: (jump to 0:24 of the video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXs0Ws488g4

PS: She didn't get seriously hurt.

[Zodai]

granted, my internet becomes faster.

I wish whenever someone danced, their legs caught on fire like this: (jump to 0:24 of the video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXs0Ws488g4

PS: She didn't get seriously hurt.

Granted

You are now arrested for serial assault.

I wish I lived closer to my girlfriend.

[Kaguya]

granted, she's 2D and lives in your computer.

I wish for moar 2D waifus.

[Yukiru]

granted, but there are only imoutos for you

i wish more VN

[Stanleys]

Granted, but they are all nukige

I wish I could enter the 2D world

[Kaguya]

you become data which don't think. Meaning, you're dead.

I wish to know who the 6th level 5 is in Index.

[Eldin]

granted. it's me, and my power is to duplicate the powers of other espers at the level I see it used.

I wish what I just said was true.

[Kaguya]

Granted, a random skill-out kills you before you see any power.

I wish I had Accelerator's power.

[Eldin]

granted, but you're not smart enough to do the calculations to use any of it.

I wish I saw a teleporter's power before that skill out got to me.

edit: wait a minute, I wouldn't be a rank five if my power did nothing. I would have had to have seen a few powers first.

[Kaguya]

wait a minute, I wouldn't be a rank five if my power did nothing. I would have had to have seen a few powers first.

You only saw Uiharu's power. And Aisa's power. And whatever power that is not useful in a fight against a skill-out.

Granted, you saw a level 1 teleporter, and you couldn't do anything against the skill out.

I wish I had Misaki's power (that has to be easier to use.)

[Stanleys]

Granted, but you can only cause a static shock

I wish I was the leader of an organization