Corrupt A Wish

[Stanleys]

Granted, but everyone ignores you

I wish I could walk through walls

[Sioxz]

Granted but you can't controll in and it also works on floors

i wish there was a machine to controll space

[Kaguya]

It's sealed due to it's awesome power.

I wish for chocolate.

[Stanleys]

Granted, you get chocolate covered spiders

I wish I had a robot butler

[Kaguya]

granted, he came from 10000 years in the future and we cannot produce his battery with the current technology. BTW, it takes 5 minutes for the battery to run out.

I wish for chocolate.

[Eldin]

that sounds like the least efficient butler ever

he runs out of power before he even gets to the place he needs to clean.

 

anywho, wish granted. it's goat milk white chocolate.

I wish I had perfect reflexes and flexibility.

[Kaguya]

granted, but your stamina is so low that you can't move your body for over 15 seconds without falling on the ground and being unable to stand up.

I wish I could create intelligent living beings.

[Silvachief]

Granted but they turn on you immediately and take over the world.

 

 

I wish I could cook well.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but your food always comes to life and tries to eat you

I wish my body was elastic

[Eldin]

granted, but only in certain places and you are now the heroine of a tentacle hentai. have fun.

 

I wish I had better things to do with my spare time.

[xion]

granted, but you don´t have spare time anymore.

 

i wish i had keima´s gaming ability

[Yukiru]

eldin you really corrupted his wish O.o

 

granted, but you can't play videogames because of the real

i wish i had MIsaka's goggles 

[p4izanagi]

Granted , it makes you blind.

I wish there are more yandere theme visual novel.

[Silvachief]

Granted, but you're the protagonist. In real life. It doesn't end well.

 

I wish for Unhack to get fully funded.

[Eldin]

granted, but it becomes outrageously successful, which prompts a money grab sequel that causes the fanbase to hate the series.

(I feel bad corrupting that one...)

 

i wish i could hang out with gordon ramsay. that dude is my hero.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but he criticizes everything that you do

I wish I was a super genius 

[Kaguya]

not as much as the insane mad scientist, Hoouin Kyouma

I wish I disliked less things.

[Eldin]

granted, but now you're rather obsessive and possessive of things instead, which is more than a tad creepy.

I wish I could stop time for 8 hours at a time so that I could sleep more.

[Sioxz]

the spell backfires and it makes you time skip forward 8hours

i wish i could unseal my machine that controlls space  

[Kaguya]

who said the machine is yours? You asked for one to exist, not for you to have it O.o

It's from the USA government, highly guarded with the best technology available and they're not about to let you use it.

 

I wish for bunnies.

[Stanleys]

Your bunnies are evil

I wish I had a twin

[Kaguya]

Your bunnies are evil

 

that makes them even better.

 

granted, your twin kills you and steals your position.

I wish for track suits.

[Sioxz]

 

that makes them even better.

 

well how about rabies evil bunnies that are part zombies?

 

Granted but you get wet suits instead

i wish i could sleep without back pain waking me upp in the mornings

[Kaguya]

well how about rabies evil bunnies that are part zombies?

 

Granted but you get wet suits instead

i wish i could sleep without back pain waking me upp in the mornings

 

You're welcomed by the shock of having water thrown at you by an old men instead.

I wish I could teleport forks.

[Stanleys]

I wish I could teleport forks.

What on earth for?

 

Granted, but they always come out bent and mangled

I wish I could get free gas for life