Corrupt A Wish

[Silvachief]

Granted, but all cars (and other gas-using technologies!) now run on hydrogen anyway.

 

I wish I could create incredible digital art.

[Sioxz]

you can in you imagination

i wish i had some te

[Stanleys]

It's moldy

I wish I could punch any fictional character of my choosing

[Eldin]

granted, but they can punch you back, and they have hamedo.

I wish I actually got a good night sleep instead of just dreaming about it.

[Kitouski]

Wish granted, you oversleep and miss everything you had to do that day.

 

I wish I had a big bag of money.

[Sioxz]

wish granted, but the money bag gets to heavy so only the us can move it and ofc the fine for moving it are the full bag

i wish i had faster internet

[Kitouski]

Wish granted. It's great when it's working but the provider sucks and it's completely offline half of the time.

(^ Story of my life actually. ;_; )

 

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

[Kaguya]

you have work instead.

I wish I had a lion.

[Silvachief]

Granted, you have a ancient, toothless, incontinent lion that bites anything that goes near it.

 

I wish there was more time in a day.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but you spend all the extra time sleeping

I wish I could make things levitate at will

[Kaguya]

at my will. And I'm not about to let you do it~

I wish for moar active members

[Sioxz]

Granted but there is to much active members so the it's the fuwapokalyps  all over again 

i wish i had magic powers without and side effects

[Kaguya]

Granted, you have the power of creating pens.

I wish for chinese food.

[Silvachief]

Granted, you receive a medium-rare dog steak.

 

I wish writing that corruption didn't make me feel bad =(

[Damonkala]

Granted. but now you take pleasure in those kinds of jokes.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Sioxz]

Granted but you don't know how high how far and in what speed and also when it shuts off

i wish i had a cat

[Stanleys]

Granted, but it destroys everything in your house

I wish sleep wasn't necessary

[Kaguya]

granted, human lifespan is reduced to 24 hours and thus we don't need to sleep.

I wish I wasn't a lazy person

[Silvachief]

Granted, you're now so busy you have no time to do anything you actually want to do. Oh, and it's all volunteer work, so no money either.

 

I wish I had someone to cook delicious, healthy, non-poisonous meals for me.

[Sioxz]

Granted but that person died in a horrible accident

i wish i had more magical powers (just not making penns wich is super usefull in it's own way) and ofc with no side effects 

[Kaguya]

you can now create aprons.

I wish I had an apple

[Stanleys]

It has a worm in it

I wish I had mind control powers

[Sioxz]

you do over you own mind 
 

i wish i was a Mahou shoujo

[Kaguya]

Only in my daibanchou modded save. And that will actually happen.

I wish messing with the save data of these games was  easier.

[Silvachief]

Granted. Messing with it is easy, doing anything meaningful is very hard.

 

I wish I could hurry up and pass my exams.