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Granted, the answer as to why was so ridiculously horrendous that it filled your mind with grief, sorrow, scorn, and a mild chuckle.

I wish that I didn't have a calculus exam today.

Posted

Granted, but humanity is wiped out by ogres -- upset with an inability to explain their nature.

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I wish that it was Monday so my new computer would arrive.

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In case my sleepy brain failed at that reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2m_hwDlntw

Posted

Granted, but as soon as your computer gets within 5 feet of you, it bursts into flames and explodes in a glorious manner.

I wish the Battlefield 4 beta wasn't filled with idiots.

Posted

Granted, but as soon as your computer gets within 5 feet of you, it bursts into flames and explodes in a glorious manner.

I wish the Battlefield 4 beta wasn't filled with idiots.

Granted but it's filled with the buggs the idiots did discover wich is allĀ 

i wish i had something worthfulĀ to wish

Posted

Granted, but the wish itself was never granted.

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I wish Nayleen would come play this game with us.

Posted

Granted, but you die as the sole sacrifice to attain this peace.

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I wish that I women ruled the world.

Posted

Granted, but in return men are the manipulative sex now and constantly undermine women's integrity in their positions of power, thus secretly ruling the world.

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I wish for cheese cake.

Posted

Granted but you take the train shinkansen and you en up in fukushima and get radiation poisoned

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i wish i could go to a reggae consert on friday

Posted

Granted, you will go to a reggae ConsertĀ on Friday.

(muahahaha fear the power of spelling!)

I wish it wasn't naturally 98-100 degrees (Fahrenheit of course) almost every day of the year for me.

you are EvilĀ 

Granted it's -30C all around the year (i have to use a jacket and gloves att this point and i hate it)

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i wish i did not have to work the entire weekend

Posted

Granted, but everyone is now shy and timid, avoiding you for being too cool and out of their league.

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I wish for another anime adaption of Tsukihime living up to Fate/Zero standards.

Posted

granted, but you die before it happens (sorry, as a fan I can't corrupt this one in a way that the adaptation fails~)

I wish for greatness.

Granted you are so great that China north korea and russia is now you mortal enemys and wants to bomb you with Atombombs seems like your greatness pissed them off

i wish for lolis

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