Corrupt A Wish

[Mevvrynne]

Granted, whenever you press one of it's keys it sends a 50,000 volt shock through your body.

I wish Batman:  Arkham Origins wasn't as awesome as it is.  (I will probably end up staying awake for the next few days playing it)

[Nosebleed]

Edit: this was a reply to Flutterz, i have to reply to  Mevvrynne's now.

[Silvachief]

Granted. It's now so bad you never feel like playing video games again.

 

I wish I could get rid of this feeling like i'm forgetting something >.>

[Flutterz]

Granted. You've now forgotten that you've ever forgotten anything.

 

I wish the people on my team in multiplayer games weren't always terrible.

[Katatsumuri]

Granted, now it's you that is terrible

 

I wish that I had time for all my interests, and not just one at a time

[Kaguya]

granted, you get bored of them soon enough.

i wish I never made a typo.

[Silvachief]

Granted, you now never make typos but you have the spelling skills of a baby skunk.

 

I wish I knew what to do with all of my new-found free time.

[Nosebleed]

Granted, You're now aiming to carve 1,000 pumpkins for Halloween using only needles.

 

I wish for a loli harem full of moe.

[Katatsumuri]

Granted. Except that since you didn't specify who gets the harem, It's now mine.

 

I wish for a larger harem 

[Kaguya]

Granted. Except that since you didn't specify who gets the harem, It's now mine.

 

I wish I had chocolate.

[Silvachief]

Granted. It's ass flavored.

 

I wish we weren't repeating previously corrupted wishes XD

[Flutterz]

Granted. This thread is now locked.

 

I wish it wasn't so dark outside.

[Rea_x_Chihiro]

Wish granted,but now it's too bright to go out

I wish for more gore type moe

[Kuky_nekoi]

Granted! But you can't see it because you're blind.

I want a Joltik.

[Nosebleed]

Granted, your joltik eletrocuted you to death

 

I wish my tablet's battery would never die out

[Kaguya]

It's already dead, so it won't die ever again

 

I wish for nyao~

[Kuky_nekoi]

Granted! Nyao nya nya nyaaaaaoooo NYAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Nya nya nyaaaaoo... :c

I wish for a girlfriend like Tama-nee.

 

[Sioxz]

sorry but you get yanderes and not only one but 2 off them so they want to kill eachother and you att the same time 

 

i wish i could use make aprons magic att no costs on my body or mind

[Kaguya]

You could always tell the strongest of them that you only want her. You'd save your life and still have a girlfriend. And in the case the weaker one won the fight, you could just tell her that you were being brainwashed and you only loved her from the start. Yanderes are ridiculously guillible at this kind of thing

 

Now, to the corrupting:

you can, but at the cost of 1000 gold coins~

I wish for manzais.

[Mevvrynne]

Granted but you and I are the performers, you being the boke and me being the tsukkomi.  The audience will be so appalled by our performance that they begin to tar and feather you for making horrible jokes while I am spared for trying to set you straight.

I wish alcohol had no affect on me.

[Flutterz]

Granted, alcohol can no longer interact with you on a molecular level. Enjoy every drink going right through you and coming out from under your chin!

 

I wish I could see more stars in the sky.

[Kuky_nekoi]

Granted. But now water has it's effects.

I wish that senpai notices me. ( I know, that's impossible... but it's nice to dream sometimes c: )

[nohman]

Granted, unfortunately Senpai is a serial killer.

 

I wish I was more adventurous.

[Silvachief]

Granted, you have decided to try a new type of cheese that you haven't tasted before. I also like to live dangerously.

 

I wish I could fix my dandruff >.>

[Nighthowl]

Granted but you are now bald and cannot grow hair at the top of your head again.

 

I wish I could eat and never get fat.