Corrupt A Wish

[shcboomer]

Granted, but it only happens in your dreams.

I wish for more emoticons.

[ToAEnd]

Granted, but your face that is, will be the emoticons itself.

I wish for a bacon salad.

[Snowtsuku]

Spoiled with yogurt

I wish for yogurt.

[Sparkker]

Granted...... But who really cares about the expiration date of it..

I wish for a router.

[Kaguya]

it's broken

I wish for bacon

[Sparkker]

Yeah, Bring Home the Bacon... Not cooked, no oil available..

I wish for a pencil.

[Snowtsuku]

It has no lead

or carbon if you're a chem nerd

I wish for yo-

[Kaguya]

gurt.

I wish for bacon.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but there is only enough for one person.

I wish for a full length animated VN.

[Snowtsuku]

The chosen VN is 1 min long.

I wish for y_g_r_

[Kaguya]

the letters you wished suddenly appear.

I wish for bacon.

[Snowtsuku]

You got a bake-on

I wish for Yogur+

[ToAEnd]

Granted, but you will live happily ever after with your yogur+

I wish for a table.

[Kaguya]

In your imagination.

I wish for bacon.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish for less spam in thread.

[solidbatman]

Granted. Turkey bacon.

I wish this thread was clever again instead of the same wish constantly being spammed.

[Kaguya]

The spam goes to other threads

I wish for loli.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but they are for Steve.

I wish for more candy coated chocolates.

[Yukiru]

granted, but i ate them

i wish for yui's first arc in Kami Nomi III

[Snowtsuku]

Yui from K-ON!

I wish solidbatman stop accusing me :'<

[shcboomer]

Granted, but instead he gets in bed with you.

I wish for good adaptations.

[Sparkker]

Granted, you forgot to watch it .>

I wish for sandals.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but they don't fit.

I wish for bagels.

[Kaguya]

Buy them.

I wish for moar fighting games.

[Sparkker]

You're the character who's getting beat up always.>

I wish for a swing set.