Corrupt A Wish

[nohman]

Granted, you are now the leader of a devoutly ascetic organization who shuns all modern conveniences.

 

I wish I was able to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[Kaguya]

granted, you start loving it and spend all your money in it.

I wish people entered my faction

[Stanleys]

Granted, but they overthrow you.

I wish I had unlimited hard drive space.

[Sioxz]

what good is the HDD space gonna give you without a computer (the wish took away your computer and right to own one)

 

i wish i had a girlfriend

[Kaguya]

she kills you after 2 days.

I wish fuwapocalypse never happened.

[Yukiru]

she kills you after 2 days.

I wish fuwapocalypse never happened.

 

granted, but the IRCpocalypse did happen

i wish muv luv alternative was easy to install

 

btw wasn't i in your faction?

[Kaguya]

Yep, you are part of my faction. There's still only 4 people though, so it's small.

granted, the difficulty to installing all of the other VNs raises by 100

I wish I could make every kind of noise possible.

[Sioxz]

Granted, but the modification only makes you use is for 10 minutes a day otherwise does your vocal cords break 

i want to have the power to control time 

[Kaguya]

granted, you go back 100000000000000000000000000000000 years and dies from lack of oxygen.

I wish I had a horse.

[Sioxz]

Granted but the horse kicked you in the nuts and ran away

i wish i had a better computer 

[Stanleys]

Granted, but your house floods and ruins it.

I wish I had my own fanclub

[Kaguya]

granted, your mom is the only member in it.

I wish I could fly.

[Silvachief]

Granted, you are now an adult Mayfly. Enjoy your few minutes of life.

 

I wish I had more time to play visual novels.

[Kaguya]

Only if you sacrifice your time to sleep.

I wish I could think  of a decent wish

[Yukiru]

granted but you wasted your wish

i wish i didn't have to take english classes at school

[Stanleys]

Granted, you have to take Latin instead

I wish learning a new language was easier

[Kaguya]

Only if said language is Klingon.

I wish for chocolate.

[Silvachief]

Granted, though your new chocolate is ass-flavored.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Yukiru]

granted, but you still feel sleepy all the time

i wish i had a servant~ 

[Stanleys]

Granted, but he is constantly trying to attack you

I wish I could teleport

[nohman]

Granted, but everytime you teleport you die and a copy of you takes the previous one's place.

 

I wish I could read minds.

[Silvachief]

Granted, but you find out that everyone secretly hates you.

 

I wish for chocolate milk.

[Eldin]

granted, but everything you eat from this day 'til your last tastes of tofu.

 

I wish I could see through objects.

[Sioxz]

Granted you kan now see through all objects even in space wich makes you se only black

 

i wish i had the power so summon Kaguya

[Kaguya]

here eye am~

I wish I felt like entering irc now.