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Granted, now there a posts about bringing back the use of "You" in everyday speech

 

I wish I could learn any language easily.

 

Granted.  You now can't tell which language anyone is speaking.

 

I wish I could predict the next posters' wish.

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Granted, but now your wishes are far too intelligent.

 

I wish there weren't so many car commercials.

 

Granted, they're replaced with mcdonalds commercials.

 

I wish I could transport my view to anywhere in the world at any given time. 

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Granted, you learns she's a  slutty bitch who loves to be gang raped on a toilet by old men (I think I may have been a bit too extreme on this one...)

I wish I could think of a nicer way to corrupt that wish.

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Granted, you learns she's a  slutty bitch who loves to be gang raped on a toilet by old men (I think I may have been a bit too extreme on this one...)

I wish I could think of a nicer way to corrupt that wish.

 

Granted.  Her crotch is secretly a portal to another dimension with man-eating slime lizards.

 

And for some reason you're trying to use it.

 

I wish I knew what it was like to be drunk.

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here have som alcohol you will feel great (it don't feel great if you ain't half polarbear like me)

 

i wish makoto shinkai made more movies faster in the same quality as his current works

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here have som alcohol you will feel great (it don't feel great if you ain't half polarbear like me)

 

i wish makoto shinkai made more movies faster in the same quality as his current works

 

Granted.  Everyone in the world is now Makoto Shinkai to allow for this.  That said, everyone already knows the ending, so nobody watches it.

 

I wish someone would make a wish I could corrupt in an amazing way.

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Granted, you learns she's a  slutty bitch who loves to be gang raped on a toilet by old men (I think I may have been a bit too extreme on this one...)

I wish I could think of a nicer way to corrupt that wish.

:'( 

 

Granted, thou wilt destroy someone's dreams wonderfully.

 

I wish "Akane Iro ni Somaru Saka" had gotten more attention than it did.

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Granted you change flat to Kaguyas flat Gratulation you now live in Brazil with a Hiki

i wish i could meet KOTOKO

 

Granted.  A psychopath decides to frame you for their murder.  Because why the hell not?

 

I wish I were able to translate VNs.

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Granted, you now have eidetic memory only to recall dot patterns. They also hinder your social skills.

I wish the next wish was about food.

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