Corrupt A Wish

[Sioxz]

Granted, but you can only play with your feet.

I wish my friends were interested in visual novels.

thats a good Thing i don't play on my phone 

Granted you now have imaginary friends 

i wish i could come up with a decent wish here

[Kaguya]

Only untranslated Lolicon Eroge. 

 

that's pretty awesome. I'd like to have my wish corrupted like that

Granted, but singing better is relative. Your song is incredibly pleasant for bacteria. Humans still think it sucks, though.

I wish my wish is corrupted that way.

[Yeah Way]

Very well, thy wish is now for a random asian woman to fall in love with thee; and has been granted.

 

I wish I were in possession of the courage to woo my crush.

[Damonkala]

Granted, but you end up wooing her as the same time as another guy.

 

I wish I had a harem.

[Sioxz]

Granted you now have a harem off typical Yanderes that want to kill you every time they se you and your harem is large 5 concubines

i wish i had more FLAC music files

[Silvachief]

Granted. They are now the only file your computer has.

[Zodai]

Silva forgot to make a wish xD

 

I wish for exploding toilet paper!

[Sioxz]

Granted it becomes a world wide thing so there is only exploding TP now have fun taking a shit

i wish i was a Maou

[Silvachief]

Granted. You are banished from Earth and will never see the light of day again. (Assuming Maou just means devil >.>)

 

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

[Eldin]

granted. you wished to be steve's loli companion.

 

I wish I had someone else to pick on, i'm starting to feel bad about taunting steve all the time :/

[Kaguya]

you can pick on Yukiru with me~

I wish I had someone else to pick on as well.

[Yeah Way]

Thou canst pick on Steve, thus swapping roles with Eldin.

 

I wish I didn't have to study Irish.

[Eldin]

granted. you now have to study Sanskrit. b****es love Sanskrit.

 

i wish i could perfectly communicate with anyone speaking any language.

[Kaguya]

granted, however, to trigger your special ability you first need to learn every language in the world.

I wish I was immortal.

[Zodai]

granted, however, to trigger your special ability you first need to learn every language in the world.

I wish I was immortal.

 

Granted.  Eventually, Japan dies and you have to keep living without Visual Novels.

 

I wish fish pancakes logic.

[Kaguya]

as I'm unable to understand the wish I'm unable to corrupt it and thus you lose the fun you would have normally by having your wish corrupted.

I wish for pizza.

[Sioxz]

Granted you eat the pizza then does the pizza eat you from the inside!

i wish i was more tierd so i could sleep

[Eldin]

granted. you are now so tired that falling asleep is impossible, and you lay there staring at the ceiling for hours waiting for oblivion to take you.

 

I wish for a llama.

[Silvachief]

Granted. It spits at you every time you approach it, but loves everyone else.

 

I wish it was easier to feel motivated to study.

[Eldin]

Silvachief, on 04 Oct 2013 - 9:46 PM,

said:

Granted. It spits at you every time you approach it, but loves everyone

else.

I wish it was easier to feel motivated to study.

awesome, so it's the big and furry equivalent of my parrot.

[Zodai]

Granted. It spits at you every time you approach it, but loves everyone else.

 

I wish it was easier to feel motivated to study.

 

Granted.  You are locked in a mysterious room until you study everything.

 

I wish I were a turnip.

[Damonkala]

Granted, you are eaten.

 

I wish I could always tell what time it is.

[Sioxz]

Granted but the earth stops spinning so there is no time and the earth is Hell on one side and Freezing Hell on the other side

i wish there was less porn scenes in some VN's

[Kaguya]

granted, there's less porn scenes and nukiges. However, the amount of porn in every good VN increases drastically.

I wish for a wish

[Damonkala]

Granted, it is promptly corrupted.

 

I wish I had telekinesis.