Corrupt A Wish

[Silvachief]

Granted. You are able to telekinetically move sharp objects towards you at high speeds point-first.

 

I wish I had something to snack on.

[Zodai]

Granted.  It is your soul.

 

I wish for the illogical to become logical.

[Katatsumuri]

Granted. but now what was previously logical has become illogical instead.

 

I wish I could accomplish any task If I put my mind to it.

[Kaguya]

granted, but you never put your mind to it

I wish for a wish

[Katatsumuri]

Your wish has been granted, but you're never told what that wish was.

 

I wish for the ability to make a well-received and popular VN.

[Sioxz]

Granted but it have one requirement for activation and that is 1million human sacrifices  

i wish i had a Real wish that worked and won't be corrupted in real life

[Kaguya]

granted, your wish is to become my slave.

I wish I could mark a thread as permanently read so that I never received notifications from it and the annoying green didn't make me enter it again while I lost all my interest in it.

[Eldin]

granted, but none of the threads are marked as having new content, and the titles are switched around at random every few minutes so you can never tell which ones you're interested in vs those you're not.

 

I wish real life didn't have as much drama. or rather, I wish my life didn't. everyone else's drama amuses me.

[Kaguya]

granted, but you lose the ability to enjoy the drama in other people lives, leading to a spiral of depression and killing yourself in the end

I wish for milk.

[Eldin]

granted. *removes shirt* hold this cup for a sec.

 

I wish I were funnier.

[Silvachief]

Granted, everyone who hears your jokes instantly dies laughing (a la Monty Python).

 

I wish I could put myself on autopilot for the next 4 weeks.

[Katatsumuri]

Granted, but the autopilot ends up stealing your body... Plus, it's a reaaaaaaaly bad autopilot.

 

I wish that I could get the knowledge I want with a snap of my fingers.

[Eldin]

granted. you use this power to learn how to juggle chainsaws, and lose both of your hands in a terrible chainsaw juggling accident.

 

I wish I had some fried fish and fries.

[Kaguya]

They are done by a clueless heroine and thus they suck so badly that they're purple, need censorship and make you die when you eat them unless you're the main character, which you're not.

I wish for Yuyuko.

[Katatsumuri]

Granted, Yuyoko shows up at your house, invokes death on you and steals all the food in your fridge. Ghosts gotta eat too.

 

I wish that my ability to predict VN plot-points could apply to real life too.

[Silvachief]

Granted. Whenever you try to use it you predict horrific deaths for everyone involved.

 

I wish it wasn't so damned cold!

[Stanleys]

Granted, it's so hot you can't do anything but sweat

I wish I had magical powers

[Kaguya]

Your power is that you can steal other people's powers. And you're the only person on earth with a magical power.

I wish I was rich.

[Stanleys]

Granted, you have millions of acorns, making you rich by squirrel standards

I wish we were capable of space travel

[Silvachief]

Granted. We can go to the moon and back. But we could already do that so...

 

I wish I had an eidetic memory.

[Yeah Way]

Granted, whatever thou seest can never be unseen. 

 

I wish that Kaguya would never change his avatar again.

[Kaguya]

why would you wish for such a thing?I love changing my avatars~

granted, but you get tired of this one quickly.

I  wish I found a good enough pic of Kaguya to put as an avatar.

[Sioxz]

Granted but 1 hour later after you permanently change avatar due to tomany avatar changes do you realise it's too Moe overload 
 

i wish there was more TL'd shota vn's

[Damonkala]

Granted, they have been translated into Konkani

 

I wish more Visual novels had animes.

[Silvachief]

Granted. They're all terrible.

 

I wish that for the next 5 weeks I enjoyed studying.