Corrupt A Wish

[Damonkala]

Granted, as long as you're studying the history of cows.

 

I wish I was good at rythm games.

[Kuky_nekoi]

Yeah, you're a rythm game god, but now you're bored because all the games are too easy for you.

I want a girlfriend, but a 2D one, the 3D ones are messy and only make more problems...

[Sioxz]

Granted but she is made from a  3D printer

i wish for more magical powers

[Katatsumuri]

Granted. The amount of magical power  has been increased so much that reality gives up and turns the world inside-out.

 

I wish I could understand any Human language and it's writing. Even the dead languages.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but it's impossible to recognize which language is being spoken to you

I wish my headache would go away

[Ragnar Matryoshka]

Granted, now there is a missile coming your way and there's no way to dodge that (This missile is a homing missile which only targetting people without headache #talkaboutrandom)

I wish my wish corrupted with a random answer. lol

[Damonkala]

Granted, But what's random to you is normal to anyone else. You get a fedora but that's just normal for you.

 

I wish I could stop time.

[Kaguya]

you can completely stop time, but you need to stop your time too. We're now all trapped in a timeless hell where no one thinks and it's basically like we're all dead, since time won't go back to normal.

I wish for a good avatar pic.

[Stanleys]

It's so good that everyone else quits coming here because of the shame of not having your avatar

I wish I could walk on water

[Damonkala]

Granted, but only when you handstand walk.

 

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard.

[Stanleys]

The turkey is green, the rye is moldy, the lettuce is brown, and the mustard is super spicy

 

I wish I knew how to handstand walk

[Damonkala]

Granted, now you can only handstand walk.

 

I wish I was better at cooking pancakes.

[Silvachief]

Granted. Pancakes are now toxic.

 

I wish anatomy was easy to learn.

[Damonkala]

Granted, now everything else is hard to learn.

I wish no one got sick.

[Sioxz]

Granted but life span is shorted by 70%

i wish i had something fun to do (have loads off things to but am to lazy and it ain't fun)

[Damonkala]

Granted, I hope you find bungee jumping off a bridge with a rusty chain fun.

I wish space travel was more advanced.

[Stanleys]

Granted, but aliens find Earth and attack us

 

I wish I had lots of money

[Zodai]

Granted, but aliens find Earth and attack us

 

I wish I had lots of money

 

Granted

 

It's all from a third world country that nobody's ever heard of.

 

I wish making up wishes was as easy as corrupting them.

[Sioxz]

Granted but all you wishes are coruppted from the start

 

i wish i was married to Rossweisse

[Stanleys]

AIDS

I wish for more wishes

[Mevvrynne]

AIDS

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but every wish you make erases a volume of Ookami to Koushinryou (Spice and Wolf for people who didn't know) from existence.

I wish a meteor would hit that damn dog across the street.

[Damonkala]

Granted, everything within a 50 mile radius of said dog also get hit.

 

I wish math wasn't monotonous.

[Zodai]

Granted, everything within a 50 mile radius of said dog also get hit.

 

I wish math wasn't monotonous.

 

Granted.  Everyone now speaks in numbers instead of letters.

 

I wish for magical underwear

[Sioxz]

Granted but they make you gentials smaller/bigger depending on gender

i wish i had a harem

[Zodai]

Granted but they make you gentials smaller/bigger depending on gender

i wish i had a harem

 

Granted.  Everyone is a Yandere.  And there's 10.

 

Five of them have consistent access to a sharp weapon,

 

Seven have relatives related to the criminal underground

 

Three have been known to strangle people in their hair

 

Four have a really, REALLY creepy laugh.

 

Two of them have instant access to a nuclear bomb

 

And all ten of them will kill you if you ever look up their skirts.

 

I wish for more absurd corruptions.