Corrupt A Wish

[Zodai]

Granted, but your ability to read is stripped in the process due to a car accident that impaired your thinking.

I wish for a brownie cheesecake.  (So hungry >_>')

 

It's poisoned.  The poison seems to have also been enchanted with a temporal flux spell; so you're forced to relive the past 24 hours of your life endlessly.  And if you don't eat the cheesecake at the end, you still die.

 

I wish to stop procrastinating.

[Silvachief]

Granted. You do whatever it is you have to do, but your mind is so focused on the procrastination you could be doing that you perform horribly.

 

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Guest]

Granted, but you never end up learning how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

 

I wish Mr. Owl wasn't so much of a sadist.

[Damonkala]

Granted, now no one even questions how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

 

I wish I was the main character in a visual novel.

[Kaguya]

Granted, now no one even questions how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

 

I wish I was the main character in a visual novel.

it's a nukige for masochists where the protagonist is thoroughly raped.

I wish for something.

[Sioxz]

Granted it's a bad end only VN and all ends results in your death

Edit. you are to fast Shisho

i wish i had a better ophis picture (they are quite lacking because she is only in the Dxd novels)

[Damonkala]

Granted, but its too big you fit your avatar profile, no matter how small you crop it.

 

I wish for a rock.

[Mevvrynne]

Granted, but its too big you fit your avatar profile, no matter how small you crop it.

 

I wish for a rock.

Granted

Cinnabar (mercury sulfide) is the single most toxic mineral to handle on Earth. The name of the crystal means dragons blood, and it is the main ore of mercury. Forming near volcanos and sulfur deposits, the bright red crystals signal danger of the worst kind. Cinnabar may release pure mercury if disturbed or heated, causing tremors, loss of sensation and death.

I consider that as a rock.

I wish that the sun went supernova.

[Kaguya]

granted, but I built a teleporter and took all of mankind to a safer planet on a galaxy far away while leaving you to die

I wish for triggers.

[Damonkala]

Granted, nothing happens.

 

I wish my friends weren't idiots.

[Kaguya]

you have no friends.

I wish for less people.

[Damonkala]

Granted, a baby dies.

 

I wish I didn't get distracted.

[Zodai]

Granted.  You focus on one thing for the rest of your life.

 

I wish for a flowchart for reality.

[Kaguya]

Granted, a baby dies.

Fine for me. Babies rate just below tsunderes in my "annoying things that should cease existing" list.

 

I wish this actually happened

Granted.  You focus on one thing for the rest of your life.

 

I wish for a flowchart for reality.

Granted, but only I have access to this flowchart. And I'm not about to share it with you~

 

Forgot to make a wish and had to edit my post. Tee-hee~

Edited October 17, 2013 by Kaguya

[Zodai]

Fine for me. Babies rate just below tsunderes in my "annoying things that should cease existing" list.

 

Granted, but only I have access to this flowchart. And I'm not about to share it with you~

 

I think you forgot to make a wish

 

I wish for a Tay plushie.

[Damonkala]

Granted, but its bigger than your house and thus impossible to move from the original location.

 

I wish I had some soda.

[Sioxz]

Granted you get only 1 can off the super delicious Trocadero 

 

i wish i had some Trocadero now

[Zodai]

Granted you get only 1 can off the super delicious Trocadero 

 

i wish i had some Trocadero now

 

Granted

 

It was thrown through orbit to get to you; and when you open it, the can explodes and everyone within a 1 mile radius drowns to death.

 

I wish for a line.

[Silvachief]

Granted. It is crooked and covered in ants.

 

I wish I didn't have so many damned flashcards to go through.

[Damonkala]

Granted, you only have 1 but all the information is jam packed into extremely small text.

 

I wish I could read people's thoughts.

[Mevvrynne]

Granted, you find out that all of your friends, loved ones and neighbors hate you severely and are only around you because they want to manipulate you and get a gain on their "investment" one day.

I wish I could wake up without an alarm every morning/afternoon.

[Damonkala]

Granted, instead of an alarm, a wild boar breaks into your room to wake you up.

 

I wish I had 4 arms.

[Katatsumuri]

Granted, but since your brain wasn't made to control four arms, they just become lumps of flesh, bone and nerves.

 

I wish I could do whatever I want to without repercussions. 

[Mevvrynne]

Granted, but you eventually get bored after doing everything, you jump off a building and die.  And since there were no repercussions to your suicide, nobody gave a damn about it.

I wish for a detailed report on the life of Zodai.

[Zodai]

Granted, but you eventually get bored after doing everything, you jump off a building and die.  And since there were no repercussions to your suicide, nobody gave a damn about it.

I wish for a detailed report on the life of Zodai.

 

Granted, but it's in print.  It fills your entire house and you are covered in papercuts.

 

I wish I knew WHY you wanted a detailed report of my life.