Corrupt A Wish

[Sioxz]

Granted but you can't eat any food that tastes good according to you 
 
i wish i had a girl that would dress up in a naked apron and say ohuro ni suru? gohan ni suru ? soretomo watashi!

[Katatsumuri]

Granted. She's a horibbly disfigured (and very nightmarish) plastic doll.

 

I wish that my eyesight never got bad

[Kaguya]

it gets too good and your head explode (because why not?)

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Mevvrynne]

Granted, your immune system is so powerful it expunges the virus directly out of your body, but it soon comes to realize that you are in fact a danger to your own body, and begins to slowly kill you.

 

I wish for lower monster prices.

[Sioxz]

Granted moster and youkai prices are now cheaper "get your zombi,yukionna,nekomata cheap here"

 

i wish for some sleep and more enegy drinks

[Kaguya]

Granted moster and youkai prices are now cheaper "get your zombi,yukionna,nekomata cheap here"

Seems pretty awesome to me. I'd love to buy a youkai or two.

 

Granted, but you start disliking them.

I wish for tigers.

[Nosebleed]

Granted, they slowly eat your body parts, starting from your limbs, and you can't do anything about it.

 

I wish for a rocketship

[Mevvrynne]

Granted, you are now a kerbal in Kerbal Space Program where the engineer making your ships is the dark master.

 

I wish for an industrial fan.

[jeftai]

Granted, but the fan is too strong and blows everything away when you turn it on.

 

I wish for new computer.

[GoldenSorcerer]

Granted, but now the Internet went down and will take several years to fix that.

 

I wish I were a bird.

[Nayleen]

Granted, you're a Grillhändl:

 

 

I wish I could trust people like I used to be able to.

[Flutterz]

Granted. You are now completely oblivious to other people's lies.

 

I wish for pizza.

[jeftai]

granted. but it has nothing on it and is a few years old.

 

i wish i could run faster

[Silvachief]

Granted, you run so fast that your body tears itself apart.

 

I wish my ankle would stop hurting.

[Guest]

Granted, your ankles grow stronger, but now your entire body follows in suit and you look like this:

 

I wish that nobody would corrupt anymore wishes.

[jeftai]

granted:this topic is dead

 

i wish for a corrupted wish

[Flutterz]

granted:this topic is dead

 

i wish for a corrupted wish

Granted, but it's corrupted in a different way - a bird poops on you.

 

I wish for snow.

[Guest]

Granted, but then it turns into a blizzard an you freeze to death.

I wish that solidbatman would compliment one of Steve's lolis.

[Nosebleed]

Granted, solidbatman is now a full fledged lolicon, but Steve is now only interested in non-lolis (What have you done Naomi)

 

I wish to have omnipotence.

[Stanleys]

You could only use your power to summon asparagus 

 

What if Steve never read Hoshimemo?

[seventhfonist425]

You could only use your power to summon asparagus

What if Steve never read Hoshimemo?

I believe you have posted this in the wrong place. Also, if that were to happen That would never not happen. The universe just shook by the very idea.

Anyways...

Granted, you are now god of socks, congratulations.

I wish to be forever part of the happiness spiral theory.

[Kenshin_sama]

Granted. What better way to be part of the philosophy than to be with the philosopher herself.

 

 

I wish my favorite waifu came to life and married me.

[DimDito]

Granted, you are now engaged to Gasai Yuno.

 

I wish this is not this thread's last post.

[Kendjin]

I wish I had a plane made of custard

[DimDito]

Granted. It liquefies and ceases to be a plane.

 

I wish Sunohara Mei is my sister.