H-scene clichés

[Nosebleed]

Since no one mentioned this,

 

"It's so big and I can't believe this was inside me"

 

You know that line is mentioned when there is a oral sex scene and after the heroine lost her virginity.

Sometimes they also mention it before with something like

 

"It's so big, can this really go inside me?"

[Nosebleed]

There is no one home, therefore the logical conclusion is to have sex.

[Nosebleed]

or: Everyone has gone home from school, let's have sex.

Or simply: let's have sex.

When circumstances are irrelevant because why bother.

[Kaguya]

For more S&M oriented games, there's always the classic "dog walk" something no one sane would ever do- for some reason, nobody ever sees you when you put a collar in your lover and decide to have a walk through the park at night.

[Nosebleed]

For more S&M oriented games, there's always the classic "dog walk" something no one sane would ever do- for some reason, nobody ever sees you when you put a collar in your lover and decide to have a walk through the park at night.

It's an alternative universe where people are domesticated, clearly.

[Hanako]

For more S&M oriented games, there's always the classic "dog walk" something no one sane would ever do- for some reason, nobody ever sees you when you put a collar in your lover and decide to have a walk through the park at night.

and handcuff someone in classroom? xD

[Kaguya]

It's an alternative universe where people are domesticated, clearly.

Oh, so since it's normal in the universe, they have this mechanism in their body that automatically warns everyone in a 100 km distance that they're having private time with their pet, and thus others should stay away. I see, it makes sense.

[Nosebleed]

Oh, so since it's normal in the universe, they have this mechanism in their body that automatically warns everyone in a 100 km distance that they're having private time with their pet, and thus others should stay away. I see, it makes sense.

Protagonists are secretly omnipotent beings, but they do not realise it, it is a power that is activated subconsiously by their lust.

[Hanako]

"heh?... It's the wrong hole."

"Don't worry, you'll feel good soon enough."

 

A classic one ^^

[Nashetania]

I think I saw a lot of scenes like;

 

> Girl wants to make the guy feel good, so she performs fellatio

> "I'm not sure how to do this, so tell me if I am doing it right" or so

> "Do _______"

> "L-like this?"

My point is, girls never ever watch porn (or anything like that) in VNs while guys have full knowledge about this. 

[wyldstrykr]

what is the most common one since there are many commons?

 

also LOL

[ittaku]

Here's a few I think may or may not have been missed:

 

"I started to feel like teasing her" from an otherwise gentle protagonist

 

Stopping stimulating her till she says what she wants by name

 

"My voice is coming out by itself"

 

It got even bigger

 

Women urinating after orgasm

 

Painful first experiences that always wane and turn into ecstasy

 

Insides that squirm like they have a life of their own

 

All semen is tasty or at least enjoyable because "it has your taste"

 

My mind went all white

 

I feel numb from pleasure

 

I'm going to feel strange

 

I want yours (not what, just whose) but that's just literal Japanese translation

[Redemption]

It's so big!

[Tawm]

Doesn't matter how sexually experienced the women of a VN are. Even if they've taken miles upon miles of cock meat, the protags' is just the best. Even if he's 12 and the female in question is 45 with 6 children.

[Yeah Way]

My all-time gavourite has got to be:

 

"Iyaaaaa~ o-shiri na no niiii~ konna ni kimochi iiiiii~"

 

TL: "Nooooo~ it feels so good even though it's my buttttttt~"

[Scorp]

I was always disturbed on the insane amount of blood they always get in defloration. That looks like poor girls got stabbed in the arteria!

[Kawasumi]

I was always disturbed on the insane amount of blood they always get in defloration. That looks like poor girls got stabbed in the arteria!

this has bothered me as well, girls dont bleed that much, if they bleed at all.

 

"sugoi"

"it wont fit!"

"not there"

"I love you"

"your inside"

"it hurts, but its okay because its <protag>"

"kihihi, your like a baby when you do that" (protag sucking on some sweet ass nipples)

[Deep Blue]

The most disgusting thing to read and it is on every vn... is the fucking

 

"*sluuuuuuuuurp* *sluuuuuuuuurp*" why do you have to subtitle that sound this followed with those weird and awkward sounds...

[AaronIsCrunchy]

I suppose this only works with translations, but quite frequently you might actually get quite a nice description of the intimacy between the two (or more) people and then they throw in the word 'c**t' or 'twat'. So hilariously out of place.

[B0X0R]

I was always disturbed on the insane amount of blood they always get in defloration. That looks like poor girls got stabbed in the arteria!

[Nashetania]

The most disgusting thing to read and it is on every vn... is the fucking

 

"*sluuuuuuuuurp* *sluuuuuuuuurp*" why do you have to subtitle that sound this followed with those weird and awkward sounds...

[Sarabeara]

When the hymen breaks, blood always comes out. 

 

Not every virgin bleeds when the hymen is broken. In H scenes the virgin always bleeds. 

 

I wonder what even goes through the heads of the people who make the h scenes....

 

Also, the insane amount of lube that comes out of the vagina. It's like a water park.

[ittaku]

Also, the insane amount of lube that comes out of the vagina. It's like a water park.

 

And even anuses magically seem to auto-lubricate more often than not.

[Yeah Way]

Confession: I actually like the slurping 

[Yuuko]

When the hymen breaks, blood always comes out. 

 

Not every virgin bleeds when the hymen is broken. In H scenes the virgin always bleeds.