Amazing Teamspeak Quotes

[Keaton]

Since some people here frequent the Teamspeak. I decided to make this thread.

This is a place to share all of the stupid, funny, and humiliating things people say or write from Teamspeak.

Please keep the quotes from the Teamspeak and have fun

 

Both Teamspeak addresses in case any one was wondering

Rens: ts3.fuwanovel.info

Steves: ts.mare.moe

[Zakamutt]

Quality effort copying the skype thread and replacing skype with ts

"Too many girls on Fuwa, something's wrong..."

--Nosebleed, 2014

[The Major]

[solidbatman]

Greviious: The deep web is awesome. It has child porn, murder, research papers

[Rilarion]

This one's pretty famous in my country;

Original: "Sen sus lan köylü!"

TL: " Shut up you bloody peasant!"

[Down]

<23:40:00> "OriginalRen": im going to pee on you, and then do you in the butt

[...]

<23:42:55> "OriginalRen": i have a vagina

[...]

<23:46:49> "cryofrzd": you get smarter by reading H manga

[Zakamutt]

Trigger warning: Steve

<09:07:54> "Steve": Mare Lickage is a ritual practiced mostly by the priests of Favorite oriented religions. The plain form is composed of undressing Mare, followed by licking her cheeks, neck, boobies, belly, butt and legs. Some experimental variants of Mare Lickage have been developed by the high priests of Moeloli Favorite religion; these mostly add a specific step such as spraying whipped cream over Mare's naked body before licking her. These experimental variants were greatly popularized by the Highmaster Steve the Marelicker during his teachings of his famous apprentice Shin the Marebelicken (who then later released a collection of the techniques his master taught him in the 2015 bestseller "Belicken be Mare, Mareicken be Lair: a story of my apprenticeship under grandmaster Marelicker").

[sirjabberwock]

You should include the ts domain in the OP. I know it's something like rensgottheruns.teamspeak3.com but I just wanted to be sure

[Zakamutt]

"We're all Okami. Everyone's Okami. Okami is life." --Nosebleed, 2014

[Zakamutt]

<00:34:41> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": Welp, back to Grisaia

 

[...]

 

<00:48:52> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": I wish some hot girl would fap after sniffing my pillow...
<00:49:08> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": Damn you Yuuji
<00:50:38> "ザカにゃん": reading the vn I hope
<00:50:53> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": Yes, I am...
<00:50:56> "ザカにゃん": good good
<00:51:05> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": I literaly just got past Makina singing the cadence....
<00:51:12> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": I'm laughing my ass off
<00:54:17> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": This is what I've missed out on...
<00:54:31> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": Who needs anime when you have VN's!
<00:54:39> "GetterEmperor": Both are good
<00:55:05> "nohman": Who needs VNs when you have ball in a cup?
<00:55:10> "GetterEmperor": Tru
<00:55:37> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": Who needs ball in a cup when you have rocks?!
<00:56:40> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": With rocks you can play rockball fight, dodgerock, baserock, and shove rock up your anus (for the traps)
<00:57:26> "nohman": you don't need to be a trap to enjoy a little buttplay.
<00:57:43> "nohman": please include that in the list of sentences i've never said before.
<00:58:33> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": I'm still wondering if Boku no Pico started as a VN....
<00:58:37> "GetterEmperor": Nope
<00:59:00> "FierceDel(Dxckidz)": welp, that answer it.... I'm gonna make one!

[TheErogeNoob]

Dat's me...

[Zakamutt]

<01:02:36> "Grieviious": o yeah what does using o as a prefix mean is it an honorific or something?
<01:02:51> "Mephisto": just adds a little more respect
<01:03:05> "Grieviious": so its like putting desu at the end of sentences?
<01:03:11> "Mephisto": not exactly
<01:03:16> "Mephisto": you put it before something you hold in reverence
<01:03:27> "Mephisto": can be used sarcastically sometimes
<01:03:35> "Grieviious": oh ok
<01:03:55> "ザカにゃん": do people actually do the oniichan thing btw

<01:04:09> "Mephisto": yeah not as much online
<01:04:17> "Mephisto": but it's a thing in chinese nd japanese
<01:04:21> "Mephisto": not awk at all
<01:04:50> "Grieviious": calling ppl oniichan who arent even related to you?
<01:05:05> "Grieviious": or are we talking bout something else
<01:05:09> "Mephisto": yeah
<01:05:14> "Mephisto": people use it online sometimes too
<01:05:18> "Grieviious": thats fucked
<01:05:18> "Mephisto": usually in informal random chatter
<01:05:24> "Grieviious": and weird
<01:05:32> "Mephisto": requires a bit of closeness though
<01:05:34> "Grieviious": what a bunch of weebs
<01:05:46> "Mephisto": japan = bunch of weebs

[Keaton]

<16:06:04> "Eclipsed": now now in English people also call each other bro's too. "Das mah bro, yo!" ya know

<16:06:14> "Grieviious": yeah but

<16:06:15> "Eclipsed": das mah oniichan

<16:06:16> "Eclipsed": LOL

[Zakamutt]

<16:54:15> "Nosebleed": Griev stop raping your little sister

<16:54:31> "Tiagofvarela": At least turn off the mic.

<16:58:43> "jeftai": maybe he thinks you guys are into that stuff

<16:59:04> "Nosebleed": I enjoy doing it more than listening to it

<16:59:05> "Nosebleed":

<17:03:52> "Zakamutt1": nosebleed confirmed for siscon rapist

<17:04:56> "Nosebleed": If only my life was as jolly as anime

<17:05:08> "Nosebleed": my relationship with my sister is pretty nonexistent

[Flutterz]

TIL Nosebleed enjoys raping Grieviious's sister more than he enjoys listening to Grieviious do it.

[Eclipsed]

<16:07:09> "Nosebleed": Call me Nico pls

<16:07:10> "Nosebleed": it turns me on

 

~~~

idk why but i lol'ed at this.

[Nosebleed]

I seem to get the spotlight here a lot.

[Mr Poltroon]

I seem to get the spotlight here a lot.

People like outright nonsense, what can I say?

[Nosebleed]

#JustTSthings

 

 

Epilogue:

[Zakamutt]

typical ts3

 

<18:28:42> "OriginalRen": fucking

<18:28:46> "OriginalRen": THIS IS THE 6th time

<18:29:08> "OriginalRen": i dont know whats going on

<18:29:09> "Ceris": ?

<18:29:11> "OriginalRen": im sitting normally

<18:29:17> "OriginalRen": and my ass keeps falling asleep

<18:29:24> "OriginalRen": but its more like my balls fall asleep

<18:29:26> "OriginalRen": and travels up my dick

<18:29:30> "OriginalRen": and it huts

<18:29:38> "OriginalRen": and is not comfortable

<18:31:16> "Ceris": huts

<18:31:23> "Ceris": Like a tent shape?

<18:31:31> "Ceris":

[jeftai]

typical ts3

 

<18:28:42> "OriginalRen": fucking

<18:28:46> "OriginalRen": THIS IS THE 6th time

<18:29:08> "OriginalRen": i dont know whats going on

<18:29:09> "Ceris": ?

<18:29:11> "OriginalRen": im sitting normally

<18:29:17> "OriginalRen": and my ass keeps falling asleep

<18:29:24> "OriginalRen": but its more like my balls fall asleep

<18:29:26> "OriginalRen": and travels up my dick

<18:29:30> "OriginalRen": and it huts

<18:29:38> "OriginalRen": and is not comfortable

<18:31:16> "Ceris": huts

<18:31:23> "Ceris": Like a tent shape?

<18:31:31> "Ceris":

[Funyarinpa]

[Nosebleed]

Everything is OriginalRen

 

[nohman]

Teeku

[Ceris]

Everything is OriginalRen

 

Aww, missed me being OriginalRin.