Fuwanovel Confessions

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57 minutes ago, Valmore said:

So we have one guy who sniffs girls hair and another who touches art at museums. Any other weird fetishes out there we should know about?

@hsmsful@Dergonu@Zebhra@Funyarinpa Calling out some of the asmr squad. 

[Dergonu]

Just now, madvanced said:

@hsmsful@Dergonu@Zebhra@Funyarinpa Calling out some of the asmr squad. 

Yeah. I listen to audio porn research tapes when I go to sleep. I even listen to it on the bus and occasionally in school. Fite me irl bruh  

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2 minutes ago, Dergonu said:

Yeah. I listen to audio porn research tapes when I go to sleep. I even listen to it on the bus and occasionally in school. Fite me irl bruh  

I actually listen to them all day long when I am out. There is no need for anything else. 

[Valmore]

Audio porn? Like MmmmBop?

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Just now, Valmore said:

Audio porn? Like MmmmBop?

like ear licking (´・ω・`)

[Valmore]

We may need to take this to the post your fetish thread, which has to be out there somewhere...

[Funyarinpa]

I like weird enough shit that if I did become some sort of successful adult half the raunchy stuff I posted here would rid me me of my job or position 

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10 minutes ago, Funyarinpa said:

I like weird enough shit that if I did become some sort of successful adult half the raunchy stuff I posted here would rid me me of my job or position 

oh boy that position is one I understand, and I want to become a diplomatic interpreter so it's double the rip.

[Yuuko]

Luckily I am pure.

[Flutterz]

1 minute ago, Kiriririri said:

Luckily I am pure.

Of course you are

[Valmore]

7 minutes ago, madvanced said:

oh boy that position is one I understand, and I want to become a diplomatic interpreter so it's double the rip.

Seriously? Our diplomat to Finland does nothing but snowboard all day. Just become a diplomat to a country that your country has no chance of going to war with.

2 minutes ago, Kiriririri said:

Luckily I am pure.

Yeah, dreaming of sex with surfboards is soooo pure.

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1 minute ago, Valmore said:

Seriously? Our diplomat to Finland does nothing but snowboard all day. Just become a diplomat to a country that your country has no chance of going to war with.

Yeah, dreaming of sex with surfboards is soooo pure.

Being lax towards work is better socially when compared to sexual kinks lel

[Dergonu]

1 minute ago, Nosebleed said:

I came here because you said you had made the best post ever, but I don't even see a single image of Audrey.

What a shitty piece of clickbait

5/7 

Here, this is kind of adorable:

[OriginalRen]

16 minutes ago, Nosebleed said:

I came here because you said you had made the best post ever, but I don't even see a single image of Audrey.

What a shitty piece of clickbait

5/7 

Did you just post in the confession thread?

[Kaguya]

Hid 12 posts here... Please do realize that advocating what may very well be a crime is against the rules and can land you severe punishment (both in real life and here.)

[Nashetania]

@Decay Do you like pizza? Or what is your favorite food overall?

[arakura]

:/

Faith in fuwa: gone

[Kaguya]

3 minutes ago, arakura said:

:/

Faith in fuwa: gone

Just hid 7 posts here because they're offtopic. Plain and simple. 

When asking about moderation, you're much better off sending PMs.

As for what I hid in the first time, it was a comment about sexual harassment and all the comments that addressed it. 

[Eclipsed]

'Fession: Am sad that posts are finally being hidden from this sacred thread on the basis of "off topic"

Petition to formally change this to 'Fessions n' Random Thoughts' people!

[Valmore]

CONFESSION - You can feel lonely even when surrounded by lots of people. I do every day of my life.

[arakura]

Confession: It feels funny that just now Kaguya decides to moderate this thread for off-topic posts.

Real Confession: That was a lie. Actually it doesn't. Great thing we got here.

[Kaguya]

17 minutes ago, arakura said:

Confession: It feels funny that just now Kaguya decides to moderate this thread for off-topic posts.

Real Confession: That was a lie. Actually it doesn't. Great thing we got here.

I normally moderate offtopic posts whenever I see them... I just don't normally check this thread. If you ever see this type of thing, feel free to report it and I'll get to it. 

[Darklord Rooke]

 

24 minutes ago, Valmore said:

CONFESSION - You can feel lonely even when surrounded by lots of people. I do every day of my life.

Get a puppy. Just be careful with the PDAs or people will give you disturbing looks, and they may even call the authorities ... and no, I'm not speaking from 'experience'.

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TODIL (the other day i learned) that I'm a pansy land mammal that gets easily seasicked when I rode a ferry to do inventory at a grocery store on some island

I managed not to hurl, but man that one hour transit was a pure mental endurance test

And then the ride back later

3 hours ago, Rooke said:

 

Get a puppy. Just be careful with the PDAs or people will give you disturbing looks, and they may even call the authorities ... and no, I'm not speaking from 'experience'.

Indeed, you're not speaking from 'experience'; you're speaking from experience 

[Funyarinpa]

8 hours ago, Valmore said:

CONFESSION - You can feel lonely even when surrounded by lots of people. I do every day of my life.

hurl me a PM if you need to vent man