Fuwanovel Confessions

[Ashbell]

Confession: I realize the only route that i haven't play in Ultimate Boob Wars is the loli princess  

[Ike]

14 hours ago, Ashbell said:

Confession: I realize the only route that i haven't play in Ultimate Boob Wars is the loli princess  

Spoiler

 

Confession: That's the first route I read. Don't judge me.

[TexasDice]

I went for the sister first, because going for normal in a war between small and big is the hipster thing to do. 

 

Confession: Can I quickly express how great Ultimate Boob Wars is, simply because it's really long and has something for everyone? 

Let's summarize: 6 main heroines; 2 flat, 3 busty and 1 normal + 2 more flat and 1 more busty side characters. All of the main heroines have 9 h-scenes each and the side characters share 7. Now add 2 scenes for Harem and 1 scene for Big Breast End, Small Breast End and Bad End (butts) respectively.

That's a total of 66 H.scenes, 33 of which are animated. If you're a normal human, you "use" about two of them per day. That means that even if you're only interested in one breast type or even one character, you still get DAYS of content out of the deal.

Compare that to something like The Secret Sorrow of Siblings or Sweet Sweat in Summer, which only have a reading time of what, 2 hours? 

 

If you want to get your rocks off, buy Ultimate Boob Wars. 

[Eclipsed]

6 minutes ago, TexasDice said:

Blah blah blah blah

That's a total of 66 H.scenes, 33 of which are animated.

Sold, ty for recommendation

...Also, what's your pref

 

[TexasDice]

My preference for what?

Breast size? Animated or not animated? Ways to asphyxiate hookers?

[Fred the Barber]

Confession: I have yet to "read" a nukige, but Mr. Dice is making a pretty compelling sales pitch right there.

[Eclipsed]

12 minutes ago, TexasDice said:

My preference for what?

Breast size? Animated or not animated? Ways to asphyxiate hookers?

Ye breast size, that's the main thing you're talking about in that wall of text!!

32 minutes ago, TexasDice said:

I went for the sister first, because going for normal in a war between small and big is the hipster thing to do. 

 

Confession: Can I quickly express how great Ultimate Boob Wars is, simply because it's really long and has something for everyone? 

Let's summarize: 6 main heroines; 2 flat, 3 busty and 1 normal + 2 more flat and 1 more busty side characters. All of the main heroines have 9 h-scenes each and the side characters share 7. Now add 2 scenes for Harem and 1 scene for Big Breast End, Small Breast End and Bad End (butts) respectively.

That's a total of 66 H.scenes, 33 of which are animated. If you're a normal human, you "use" about two of them per day. That means that even if you're only interested in one breast type or even one character, you still get DAYS of content out of the deal.

Compare that to something like The Secret Sorrow of Siblings or Sweet Sweat in Summer, which only have a reading time of what, 2 hours? 

 

If you want to get your rocks off, buy Ultimate Boob Wars. 

 

[Valmore]

CONFESSION: For various reasons, Feb 4 this year was really a bummer kind of day. So to all those who took the time to wish me a happy birthday, it really brightened my day up a lot. So thanks @12kami @Deep Blue @Flutterz @Dergonu @ヤミハナ (Ooooh, VC waifu) @Nashetania (yeah, we're still cool, Reaps) @Kiriririri (half naked Sakura is ALWAYS acceptable) and @Shikomizue.

And to the rest of the board, I'm just glad you're here as well. This has become a part of my daily routine and sometimes, it really gets me through the day.

[TexasDice]

27 minutes ago, Eclipsed said:

Ye breast size, that's the main thing you're talking about in that wall of text!!

[Nashetania]

Confession: Got a new haircut... I look like a perfect idiot now~~

5 hours ago, Valmore said:

CONFESSION: For various reasons, Feb 4 this year was really a bummer kind of day. So to all those who took the time to wish me a happy birthday, it really brightened my day up a lot. So thanks @12kami @Deep Blue @Flutterz @Dergonu @ヤミハナ (Ooooh, VC waifu) @Nashetania (yeah, we're still cool, Reaps) @Kiriririri (half naked Sakura is ALWAYS acceptable) and @Shikomizue.

And to the rest of the board, I'm just glad you're here as well. This has become a part of my daily routine and sometimes, it really gets me through the day.

Reaps?

[Kenshin_sama]

7 hours ago, Valmore said:

CONFESSION: For various reasons, Feb 4 this year was really a bummer kind of day. So to all those who took the time to wish me a happy birthday, it really brightened my day up a lot. So thanks @12kami @Deep Blue @Flutterz @Dergonu @ヤミハナ (Ooooh, VC waifu) @Nashetania (yeah, we're still cool, Reaps) @Kiriririri (half naked Sakura is ALWAYS acceptable) and @Shikomizue.

And to the rest of the board, I'm just glad you're here as well. This has become a part of my daily routine and sometimes, it really gets me through the day.

Oh, drat, did I miss that? My apologies. Happy late birthday!

Confession: Interview's today. My stomach feels like it's gonna explode.

[Valmore]

2 hours ago, Nashetania said:

Confession: Got a new haircut... I look like a perfect idiot now~~

Reaps?

You did read your own cartoon post, right? 

31 minutes ago, Kenshin_sama said:

Oh, drat, did I miss that? My apologies. Happy late birthday!

Confession: Interview's today. My stomach feels like it's gonna explode.

Go get 'em! If they ask you your greatest weakness, go for "I sometimes have problems asking for help when I need it."

[Funyarinpa]

7 hours ago, Valmore said:

CONFESSION: For various reasons, Feb 4 this year was really a bummer kind of day. So to all those who took the time to wish me a happy birthday, it really brightened my day up a lot. So thanks @12kami @Deep Blue @Flutterz @Dergonu @ヤミハナ (Ooooh, VC waifu) @Nashetania (yeah, we're still cool, Reaps) @Kiriririri (half naked Sakura is ALWAYS acceptable) and @Shikomizue.

And to the rest of the board, I'm just glad you're here as well. This has become a part of my daily routine and sometimes, it really gets me through the day.

happy belated birthday man, sorry didn't celebrate it sooner

7 hours ago, TexasDice said:

I read this in the voice of the pajama kid from Persona 3 (Pharos)

[Kenshin_sama]

1 hour ago, Valmore said:

Go get 'em! If they ask you your greatest weakness, go for "I sometimes have problems asking for help when I need it."

That wouldn't be an honest statement though, I always ask for help when I need it. Thanks for the support though!

I'm actually starting to feel a little better now. One thing my therapist brought up about anxiety is that doing research on what you're panicking over can help you calm down. And it worked; I was able to calm down when I started reading interview tips. I need to start doing this more often.

[Fred the Barber]

Kenshin, fighto! I can empathize with the interview nervousness

[Nashetania]

4 hours ago, Valmore said:

You did read your own cartoon post, right? 

Aaaah...

[Eclipsed]

TGIF (Thank God It's Friday) has new meaning to me, no classes, no work, just all the free time in the world to take care of misc. errands, go grocery shopping to restock on cup noodles & soda healthy ingredients cuz I'm masterchef, take care of my mountain of laundry, sweat my ass off at the gym (pls no DOMS i only go once a week), watch some EULCS and spam the Fuwaforums. Now I just gotta tell my friends, "srry, jerkin' off to VNs, we'll hang out next time" and life's gud.

[TexasDice]

29 minutes ago, Eclipsed said:

Now I just gotta tell my friends, "srry, jerkin' off to VNs, we'll hang out next time" and life's gud.

Watch them respond: "It can't be helped."

[hsmsful]

53 minutes ago, Eclipsed said:

TGIF (Thank God It's Friday) has new meaning to me, no classes, no work, just all the free time in the world to take care of misc. errands, go grocery shopping to restock on cup noodles & soda healthy ingredients cuz I'm masterchef, take care of my mountain of laundry, sweat my ass off at the gym (pls no DOMS i only go once a week), watch some EULCS and spam the Fuwaforums. Now I just gotta tell my friends, "srry, jerkin' off to VNs, we'll hang out next time" and life's gud.

I always intended to do such things but I end up sleeping all day ;w; 

I hate winters

[Nashetania]

I should stop drinkign whole tobbtle of wines.

[Down]

17 minutes ago, Nashetania said:

I should stop drinkign whole tobbtle of wines.

Alcohol is illegal when you're a kid, dude

[Yuuko]

19 minutes ago, Nashetania said:

I should stop drinkign whole tobbtle of wines.

Porn games are illegal when you're a kid, dude.  

[Kosakyun]

20 hours ago, Valmore said:

CONFESSION: For various reasons, Feb 4 this year was really a bummer kind of day. So to all those who took the time to wish me a happy birthday, it really brightened my day up a lot. So thanks @12kami @Deep Blue @Flutterz @Dergonu @ヤミハナ (Ooooh, VC waifu) @Nashetania (yeah, we're still cool, Reaps) @Kiriririri (half naked Sakura is ALWAYS acceptable) and @Shikomizue.

And to the rest of the board, I'm just glad you're here as well. This has become a part of my daily routine and sometimes, it really gets me through the day.

Oops. Missed your birthday.

Belated Happy Birthday, dude.

[Soulless Watcher]

Well apparently I can only get a stiffy from watching over the top violence and rape, because I don't like the A-1 pictures adaptation of Gate. Which kinda confused me because yesterday, when I was hunting for some good 2-D porn with pregnancy, I stumbled upon a work in which a girls' mother was killed in front of her and than she got raped and than I found another horrible nightmare in which a girl was kept as a sex slave, and involved her rapist sticking the legbone of her dead boyfriend up her butt........ and guess what! I couldn't even get a slight erection for the next hour! 

So take that random person on the internet that obviously succeeded in trolling me! 

[Eclipsed]

The more i read soulless watcher's posts, the more the username and life in general makes sense