If Fuwanovel Was a Movie (Contest)

[solidbatman]

So, what if we were to sell the rights of Fuwanovel's story to a movie studio? How would you write the story of Fuwanovel in a way that would be view-able in movie form? Any actors in mind? What genre would you use? Be creative. 


Best idea will win a prize. Prize quality is based off the amount of effort put into this. The more detail and effort, the better the prize. 

[Flutterz]

It obviously has to be a porno, there's no other way to make a movie about Fuwanovel. And considering the gender ratio on Fuwa it shouldn't be too difficult to figure out the genre. As for actors, you could try asking on the forums for volunteers.

Edit: The plot involves the "tender moment" Tay and I shared just before the latest fuwapocalypse move.

 

Can I have my $100 prize now?

[Zakamutt]

I think you should focus on internal staff and member drama, like one of those drama documentaries

 

there's a decent lot of it after all

 

not sure though, some of it might be better suited to a comedy approach

[Zodai]

Could we get a more concrete idea of the prize before I blow all of you out of the water?

[solidbatman]

Could we get a more concrete idea of the prize before I blow all of you out of the water?

I don't have a prize picked out. The better the entries, the better the prize. Weak entries mean less value for the prize. So blow everyone out of the water and youll get a good prize. 

[Darklord Rooke]

Kung fu movie is OBVIOUSLY the way to go. That way you have the drama... but also someone kung-fuing Batman in the gut. Win-win

[solidbatman]

Kung fu movie is OBVIOUSLY the way to go. That way you have the drama... but also someone kung-fuing Batman in the gut. Win-win

Disqualified

[Darklord Rooke]

Disqualified

 

A sucky prize. I want another!

[Nosebleed]

We can just copy the logs from TS3 and make an entire script, I think it'd be a blockbuster.

 

Though in the end I think we can all agree a porno is the only rational way to go. Going to ask all the fujoshi I know for ideas.

[Stray Cat]

As a young adult, Tay witnesses the disappearance of his friend and site leader, Aaeru.  As a slightly older young adult, Tay travels the world seeking the means to spread the love of visual novels.  He travels the internet among the boroughs of otaku and fujoshi of the world.  After months of studying and training, he finally returns to Fuwanovel, meeting up with his site caretaker Beato.  There, he becomes the new head of Fuwa Enterprises.  Together with the help of the CEO of the Fuwa Enterprises Applied Sciences division, a man name Nayleen, he dons a new persona: Fuwaman.  As Fuwaman takes on the criminals and organized crime underworld of Fuwanovel, a sinister new underbelly of the site is exposed, and a new form of criminal is born.  Will Fuwaman be the one to stop them all, or does Fuwanovel need a hero with a face?

[Tay]

Flutterz and I shared a pretty tender moment there just before the fuwapocalypse move. It's up for grabs if anybody's entry needs it.

[Flutterz]

Flutterz and I shared a pretty tender moment there just before the fuwapocalypse move. It's up for grabs if anybody's entry needs it.

I'll take it. 

[Zodai]

Are we allowed to change or build upon our entry once it goes in?  What's the deadline set at?

[Kyoroto]

50 Shades of Fuwa ~12 year old teenage girls will love it

[Eclipsed]

Trilogy.

Fuwanovel Begins

The Dark Fuwanovel

Dark Fuwanovel Rises

[Stray Cat]

As a young adult, Tay witnesses the disappearance of his friend and site leader, Aaeru.  As a slightly older young adult, Tay travels the world seeking the means to spread the love of visual novels.  He travels the internet among the boroughs of otaku and fujoshi of the world.  After months of studying and training, he finally returns to Fuwanovel, meeting up with his site caretaker Beato.  There, he becomes the new head of Fuwa Enterprises.  Together with the help of the CEO of the Fuwa Enterprises Applied Sciences division, a man name Nayleen, he dons a new persona: Fuwaman.  As Fuwaman takes on the criminals and organized crime underworld of Fuwanovel, a sinister new underbelly of the site is exposed, and a new form of criminal is born.  Will Fuwaman be the one to stop them all, or does Fuwanovel need a hero with a face?

 

 

Trilogy.

Fuwanovel Begins

The Dark Fuwanovel

Dark Fuwanovel Rises

I call plagiarism. 

[LinovaA]

As a young adult, Tay witnesses the disappearance of his friend and site leader, Aaeru.  As a slightly older young adult, Tay travels the world seeking the means to spread the love of visual novels.  He travels the internet among the boroughs of otaku and fujoshi of the world.  After months of studying and training, he finally returns to Fuwanovel, meeting up with his site caretaker Beato.  There, he becomes the new head of Fuwa Enterprises.  Together with the help of the CEO of the Fuwa Enterprises Applied Sciences division, a man name Nayleen, he dons a new persona: Fuwaman.  As Fuwaman takes on the criminals and organized crime underworld of Fuwanovel, a sinister new underbelly of the site is exposed, and a new form of criminal is born.  Will Fuwaman be the one to stop them all, or does Fuwanovel need a hero with a face?

Trilogy.

Fuwanovel Begins

The Dark Fuwanovel

Dark Fuwanovel Rises

 

"Tay's the hero Fuwa deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll nag him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our lord. He's a silent guardian, a watchful admin. The community leader."

[CruelN1N1]

Rpg like movie?

[Tay]

For goodness' sake, the Tay plotlines are going nowhere. Here. Enjoy this 60sec trailer (never coming to a theater near you!):

 

[black screen. Speaking on top of string-heavy, elusive music] Long, long, ago the third age, Aaeru forged 141 torrents. One-hundred-and-thirty-nine of them for the humans, one of them to get lost in the Fuwa admin system, and one to rule them all (#FSN #Sakurabestgirl). The story of Tay -- a tyrant who was clearly hell-bent on ruining everyone's day -- gathering the rings torrents and throwing them into the chasm of mount doom a full recycle bin (< 3 lewy) is well known and boring.

 

But remember... there was another torrent... A lost torrent... 

 

[scene opens on the shire, flashes to 2 figures amid temple ruins] Join Flutterz and Marie as they come upon the Forgotten Torrent while searching the ruins of the 2013 general discussion threads.

 

[still in temple, ground begins to rumble] Gasp in horror when you learn The Dark Secret -- Fuwanovel's deep dark secret -- hidden within the torrent.

 

[up-close shot of Flutterz's determined face] Together they will face the unknown, for they know nothing of the path before them, only their destination: the city of Forums, where they must share this secret with others to save the world. 

 

[Panoramic shot of four persons and one person dressed up and shuffling on all fours hiking on mountaintops] Experience the intrigue as they team up with a mysterious dark ranger named Batman, an Archer named Kendjin, and their lovable pet, Stray Cat.

 

[scene of a massive battle at the foot of an erupting volcano] Shiver in horror as they face the undead armies of the heartless, vita-less Lich King Lewy

 

[scene atop a castle, Flutterz runs to balcony and begins to scream to the people] Flutterz: "Citizens of Forums! People of Fuwanovel! You have been deceived! You have been lied to." [Flutterz takes a deep breath, camera slowly zooms] "The truth is that Aaeru is a --"

 

[Cut to red screen, white text flashes] "This user has been permanently banned"

 

[Ominous Laughter booms overhead]

[Zodai]

They're not going nowhere, I just haven't put my entry up yet.  I'm waiting for Nosebleed's reply to see if I should think deeper on it a bit or not.

[Nosebleed]

Possible titles:

• Fuwaback Mountain
• Finding Aaeru
• Fuwanovel and the Deathly DMCA Strikes
• The Fuwan Who Stole Christmas
• Fuwanovel, Where Are My Torrents?
• Lord of Eroge: The Fellowships of Fuwanovel
• The Fault In Our Visual Novels
• Saving Private Tay
• Fuwanovel Wars
• Planet Of The Eroge

[Stray Cat]

Possible titles:

• Fuwaback Mountain
• Finding Aaeru
• Fuwanovel and the Deathly DMCA Strikes
• The Fuwan Who Stole Christmas
• Fuwanovel, Where Are My Torrents?
• Lord of Eroge: The Fellowships of Fuwanovel
• The Fault In Our Visual Novels
• Saving Private Tay
• Fuwanovel Wars
• Planet Of The Eroge

I vote Gone With the Torrents. 

[Monmon]

Nosebleed starting in

The pursuit of the fetishes.

[Zalor]

I wrote a basic script. It's a 5 scene play movie:

 

Scene  1:

 

Ryoji, Aaeru, and Tay are sitting in a board meeting discussing serious Fuwa business. Clephas walks in. Ryoji and Aaeru freeze in fear, Tay jumps out the window. A cacophony of screaming can be heard as Clephas devours them. In fact he swallows them both in one bite. Clephas sighs and remarks, "My appetite is still not satiated".

 

Scene 2:

Nosebleed is busy spamming Fuwanovel in a cafe. The owners are sick and tired of him buying one coffee and sitting in the same seat until closing time everyday. Who do they call to exterminate their problem? That's right Clephas! He arrives chewing on the remains of an innocent bystander. The owners ask, "Are you the one called Clepahs?", as usual Clephas remains silent. They point at Nosebleed, who is so preoccupied in a discussion about lolis with Steve that he doesn't notice whats going on. "Get hi" but he is cut off. Before he can finish his sentence Clephas swallows him whole like a snake. He then creeps up on Nosebleed and and devours him. Even as Nosebleed was being swallowed he was still typing on his keyboard... What fuwahero!

 

Scene 3:

Tiagofvarela and Down are busy having a heated debate over what to do regarding the absence of key Fuwa figures. Down proposes that he take over the position as the next reigning Fuwa emperor. "Objection!"  Tiago exclaims. "Quite simply a preposterous proposal. I vote user Anon to be the next supreme executive officer." Down scratches his head in confusion. "Who the hell is that? What's their post count?" "One." Tiago responds. As he says this a din of rioting can be heard outside. "If we don't appoint somebody soon our heads will be on pitch forks" Tiago continues. Down concedes. As he is about to PM Anon that he has been selected as the next ruler over Fuwaland, Clephas breaks out of a closet he had been hiding in the whole time! Shouting, Down says, "Take Anon's life! He's the newly appointed leader". But all Clephas can hear is the rumbling of his tummy. (The scene ends with blood all over the screen).

 

Scene 4:

The rioters break into the room to find Clephas using bones as a tooth pick, sitting on the throne. Clephas stares in horror at the rioting leader. For once he speaks. "But...But... How?" Tay, covered in blood and ripped clothing. He made his return with an army of Fuwa denizens *Plays epic Castlevania music* "Die monster, you don't belong in this world!" Clephas responds, "It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute." Tay: "Tribute!?! You [eat] men's souls and make them your slaves!" "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions..." "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!" "What is a man but a miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!" (Blank Screen)

 

Story 5: (Flash back to how Dracula Clephas was resurrected)

"Finally, with him at my control, all of Fuwanovel will bow at my might!" Zalor maniacally says . Zalor pulls the leaver (like in Frankenstein). (Zalor's machine glitch up and an explosion happens). Clephas wakes up from his slumber and looks hungrily at Zalor. "No, no! I am not you Fooo" Zalor is devoured before he can finish his plea.

 

I'm so getting banned for this... 

Edit: I wrote this all in one sitting, that is a testament to its quality!

Edited February 20, 2015 by Tay
This user has been permanently banned from the community.

[Silvz]

Member one: Moe

Member two: Moe

Member three: Moe

 

Then, the end