Short Story -- One Line at a Time

[eclipsezero]

"A horror with a gentleman's heart! Magnificent! In fact, I find thee so magnificent I would become a boy scout such as yourself! What is your fine name, my grotesque sir?!"

[Down]

"I go by the name of Nrfhqtrsqz von Heartlan von Papriloujevsky Josepha Muren Albus Reinapadra, but you can call me Joe".

[Beato]

"Such a fine name. Now is there a place for me among you and your fellow boy scouts?"

[kinghidetora]

"Onii-chan mustn't submit to the forces of evil," the sister began, "because Onii-chan has yet to make me breakfast!"

[eclipsezero]

"I am disappointed in you, young sister, that you display such racism! Ours is a modern world, I cannot believe you would discriminate based on what one looks like. For shame! You shan't have the pleasure of having my wonderful, glorious, breakfast until you change thy ancient ways!"

After the exaggerated claim of disappointment, our hero turns his face towards Joe, awaiting an answer.

[Steve]

"we actually eat babies so she wasn't wrong", said Joe.

[Beato]

I'm sure you do it for good reasons", the hero shrugged.

[Tief Blau]

"We do" replied Joe "However, for our ancient race, any of yours seems but a child. So I will proceed to devour your soul now". And with that...

[eclipsezero]

"Wait, I have a perfect deal for you!"

Dramatically pointing behind him, our hero exclaims "Consume the souls of these two ladies, and I shall give thee Excalibur! And join thy boy scouts!"

[shcboomer]

"No I am sorry, I must devour your soul, your two friends are too young for me." replied the monstrosity.

[eclipsezero]

As our hero is consumed, a miracle happens, somehow the two forces combine to form...

[Tay]

Captain Planet.

[zoom909]

Suddenly a spaceship appeared and shot captain planet, breaking him into two smaller fragments; then it shot each of those fragments, breaking them into still smaller fragments, which nearly crashed into the spaceship at amazing speed, but the ship dodged by entering hyperspace, and finally it fired a burst of 4 shots and annihilated all of the fragments.

[EastN3]

The now dead Captain Planet's sister looked up at the sky and said "Eh..I never liked him all that much anyway."

[Tay]

And that, children, is the true story of how Santa's reindeers learned how to fly.

We now begin a new tale...

[Eldin]

Captain Planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo

that begins on the moon of mars ten hundred years ago tomorrow.

[shcboomer]

There our new hero named Joe S was about to begin a new adventure.

[zoom909]

An adventure in zero-gravity farming.

[Tay]

Indeed, Joe was a farmer, and as he tended to his crops one day, he lamented that he hadn't the time to go to Tosche station to pick up some power converters.

[Steve]

so he sent his cute little sister

I am too infected by chinamiism already, cant be helped, cant think of anything else than imoutos and lolis

[kinghidetora]

Her journey to the station was an arduous and long one, but she wasn't worried, because she knew that her wonderful Onii-chan would be watching over her always, and this caused her to skip ever more playfully along the lunar path.

[Skeith]

But, on her way there, she encounters...

[eclipsezero]

A being literally made out of gold coins.

[Beato]

"Do ya wanna be rich, lil' lass!", It exclaimed.

[Alice]

The girl was a bit suspicious about this talking being, but somehow she just shrugged it away, and exclaimed, trying to confirm her thought, "What if I say I don't?"