Eldin Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 but suddenly tragedy struck in the form of explosive vomiting, as the sushi they had eaten the night before had been allowed to expire.
Skeith Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 After the explosive vomiting, the hero started to clean up the floor, the table, the ceiling, his clothes, and his sister's clothes.
Tay Posted April 15, 2013 Author Posted April 15, 2013 While doing so, our hero's sister turned to him and asked, "Whatcha gonna do today, big bro?"
Metaler Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 The hero sighed deeply and said "I'll just listening to whales mating after I clean this mess..."
Skeith Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 "...and maybe I'll play with you. Would you like that?" asked the hero.
Steve Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 "oniichan no ecchi~, you would like that, wouldn't you?" she said.
Skeith Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 While the little sister was saying this, someone rang the doorbell.
p4izanagi Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 after that the hero go to the door, and suddenly he noticed something odd emitting behind the door
Steve Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 He slowly opens the door and there stands a young girl holding a massive glowing scythe with emeralds in it's shaft and the blade made of something like an aurora of sorts.
Metaler Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 The hero rubbed his eyes in astonishment, thinking "haven't I seen this in an Eroanime before...?"
shcboomer Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 Before he knew what was going on, both the girl at the door and his sister inched towards him.
eclipsezero Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 The very next second, a lovecraftian horror tore down the door of his house and began advancing on the group.
p4izanagi Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 and the hero shocked and says " What the hell is going on" and then suddenly..
Tay Posted April 15, 2013 Author Posted April 15, 2013 The monstrosity spoke up, "Would any of you care to support our local chapter of the Boy Scouts?"
Beato Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 The Hero, being a truly altruistic person, promptly handed over his savings of 10 000 dollars.
kinghidetora Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 "Onii-chan, some of that money is my savings too!" his sister cried.
kinghidetora Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 "Onii-chan has chosen to ignore his sister's existence...!" she whined, albeit playfully. Tay 1
Down Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 "Silence thyself, wench, and make haste in preparing some food for this gentleman and I!" Disclaimer: This does not reflect the author's own opinion on wenches woman nor does it mean any kind of hate toward the imouto characters.
Beato Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 The sister exclaimed, "That's it I'm fetching the Chainsaw!" and went towards the garage.
Steve Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 "be a good girl and I will spray some mayonnaise in your mouth, you know you want some", said oniichan.
Skeith Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 "Onii-chan! Stop saying things that can be misunderstood!" said the sister.
Down Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 "How dare you utter such obscenities!", said the lovecraftian horror, all the while drawing his pan-dimensional Sword-Gun-Laser-Quantum-Censorshipper.
eclipsezero Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 "If you had a fist, I would bro-fist you so hard my horrific friend!" The protagonist says so with a rather comedic evil smile.
Beato Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 "Scouts don't bro-fist, but if I had a hand I would gladly bro-shake yours.", The horror replied.
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