Valmore

I busted hump to get through the last half of France all the way through London... and Rose wasn't kidding. For a lower level, semi-noob this event is hard as hell. Avenger is practically worthless against all of the classes, even at Level 90, and I haven't seen a Ruler yet (though I've only done the first two). His NP is fun to watch, though. But it really leaves my team at a disadvantage as I only have one 4* maxed character. And the two ticket draws I got are typical of my luck in general with Gacha... worthless. It's like they know I'm an American who piggybacked the system into their game and I'm being punished for it. It's okay for me to hate him now, right?

Video games? Though it appears you stopped playing FGO.

I've finished a few here or there... I mean, you kind of have to if you want to open up the gallery scenes...

Maybe teaching them leg sweeps was a bad idea.

You're training maids?!? And you claim boredom? You must be doing something wrong.

I didn't even know Albertsons still existed. They all closed up in Tallahassee. Of course, that's probably due to Publix. Publix is frickin' awesome. If you turned Publix into a VN female, it would have to be the maid from Noble Works.

I have a chain combo going on of VNs I've started reading before finishing, going back to If My Heart Had Wings a few months ago...

Well then, we need to find a way to cure your boredom. Have you swiped any waifus lately?

We'll my bed was pretty comfy and warm...

In the Game of Thrones, you either win or die. I don't see a throne here so I guess there's a third option in there somewhere...

But I brought Coca Cola!

Shiki awaits!!! She's kind of fun to watch on a Brave Chain.

Still trying to get through London, Stupid real world responsibilities...

Do I get a +1 modified for wanting to visit Svalbard?

So we're all gonna die, right?

CONFESSION: I am an admirer of the well-rounded female posterior and furthermore, I am unable to prevaricate.

Anyone know how to get in touch with OriginalRen outside of FUWA? I don't want to bother him about the translation bugaboo, I just want to know if he shipped my poster. I mean, I dropped $35 on it a couple weeks ago. I'm pretty patient but not that patient.

Fine, just so long as you get eaten by the Backson.

Bear trap? C'mon now, I won't fall for the bear trap. At least make me a sucker for a femmebot or something more believable.

My sodium level is going through the roof here...

I want in on this project just so I can take embellishing Kim-Jong Un's accomplishments to new levels of absurdity.

It's a good thing I'm imbued with Protagonist Power... hopefully this is one of those VNs where you can't get a bad end even if you try and our hopelessly outnumbered slightly disadvantaged team will win simply because I, as the protagonist, cannot lose. Wait, this isn't a VN? Well, we're fucked.

Not that it matters, since we have half the numbers of Team Senpai. We need to recruit some troops here, or it won't matter that Chiho is best girl.

Team Nosebleed seems underrepresented, I volunteer as tribute.

This reminds me of a "What's New? With Phil and Dixie" cartoon strip by Phil Foglio. The difference is romanticism. You banish a monster in either setting. Where did you get your spectacular weapon? FANTASY: "I had to traverse through the scorched wastelands of Paragornia where I encountered the Succubus Magi of Brahm. After resisting her temptations for hours on end, I was finally able to subdue her with a sleep spell and obtained this mystical wand of a thousand suns with which I vanquished the foe." SCI FI: "Sears. $19.95 plus tax."