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Nothing wrong with that. COMMENCE WITH THE BOLSTER-BREAKING!!!

There's gotta be someplace in Seattle to go. Of course, that's easy for me to say having never been there...

I played varsity golf in high school and JV tennis as well. I haven't swung the clubs or my racket in ages. If my dad and brothers-in-law lived near me I'd probably still golf. But I know literally no one in Tallahassee to play tennis with. Just a side effect of being older and moving to a place you know nobody and are naturally introverted. Before I feel sad for you, I'll need you to confirm your age. If it's less than 35 I will post angrily about "Manning up" and "Stop whining and get your ass in the game" along with other similar phrase to both bolster your confidence and break your self-esteem. If it's over 35... I'll see about gifting you a copy of a Japanese porn game. If she's an adult she's not a loli - just a flat.

Your friend is "opportunity" - as in it's your opportunity to wipe out both while they're busy fighting each other.

Love seeing more Android material, especially aimed at guys (the place is littered with otome stuff, but so little for dudes).

So who's the new red-haired Saber servant? They haven't updated the normal FAQ/INFO site I usually go to. Wait, must be Rama.

Florence Nightingale is a Berzerker? So much for nurse fantasies...

I think you hit the nail on the head with that description.

What shall we rename it? I aim to please (said the protagonist). There are? Awesome! Let's make an Old Geezers home for Fuwa members. We'll need to be careful who we get to roll our wheelchairs around, though... @12kami- Even though you gave up the game long ago, every so often your main character pops up as a support option. However, I still usually take @Flutterz or @Rose's character, since the former usually has Saber and her kill all NP and the latter usually has the buffed out Berzerker who slaughters a lot of things with a single Buster.

PART TWO: @Zenophilious- Was a very kind and generous fellow, and shared a MG key to a VN that would ultimately warp my mind and turn me into the broken shell of a man you see before you today. Kindness kills, everyone. But seriously, it was really nice of him. There was a second person who actually offered a key up at the same time, but I can't find the messages from then. If you know who you are, come claim your thanks and apology for my lapsed memory. And he got my lame ST: Voyager reference when he merged my duplicate thread. @solidbatman- I'm sorry the Panthers couldn't come through. Maybe next year. @Black Sands Entertainment- I like reading your posts. You handle difficult topics like race in a dignified and sometimes humorous manner. I eagerly await your game/novel. @Zodai- I wish I could have been more of a help to your project. I think I took on too much in one go and I feel terrible because I feel like you ended up getting the short end of the stick because of it. You deserved better. @Tiagofvarela- I hate you Maybe I can get back to being closer to what you expect.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. No, that was sarcasm. Steam tags are likely worse than VNDB.

Steam's tags are always the best and most reliable ways to tell what a game is. If only VNDB's were as reliable...

It is because you don't know me. The one who uses the most.

So I got the insanity and hallucinations, right? But what if I like snow and cold?

I was thinking something along those lines might come up. Definitely open to it. What sort of adjective can we stick on it? And and before I forget: @Kiriririri- Who I will always love because of my weird obsession with Finland even though I've never been there.

I was hoping for suggestions on the new title... I'm all ears once I turn on my Miracle Ear.

I checked with FuwAccounting, and it appears that I have, indeed, made the prerequisite amount of drivel posts to qualify for the 500 mark. As such, tradition dictates that this thread be borne into the world. Being an old man (rivaling @Rookefor the title of Geezer) I clearly love tradition. First off, if I don't mention you specifically, don't take it personally. I don't dislike anyone here and your non-mention is likely due to my receding memory. Or you just didn't make enough of an impression. It's almost the same. (Those are totally not the same.) Secondly, this thread is here for you to roast me, ask me questions, tease me, taunt me, etc. Anyhow... checking out the boards here has become something I look forward to daily, as you get older it gets even harder finding people in the surrounding zip codes who share your interests. The internet is great because it allows me access to you guys and gals. For that, I thank you for your continued existence. @CeruleanGamer- thanks for letting me copy/modify your posts when I was feeling unoriginal... or at the very least not killing me over the interwebs for it. @Flutterz- I believe you were the only one to actually email me when I offered way back in the day. And you continue to listen to me while about FGO gacha. I still say you should shave your head and grow a goatee. @OriginalRen- I enjoyed the couple times you live-fed the new posters and stuff you ordered. Still waiting on the poster I bought from you. Not mad. @Kaguya- Hey, you put up with me being an idiot, so you should at least get mentioned. @Jade,@Rose, @Maxel, @Mugi- The FGO thread crew that deal with me the most besides Flutterz. @12kami- who would keep my silliness alive. There's a lot more... I'll make a part two later. Or inquire inside. Anyways, thanks for helping me get through the day.

Just tweeted the link out on my Twitter. I enjoyed the BETA and I can't wait to reread the final.

It's been awhile, but technically I don't see anything too wrong with the first sentence in the screenshot, aside from being a tad awkward, but there's certainly worse out there. Art seems nice, so it may actually make my backlog. Okay, it'll make my backlog because of Rooke's awesome Bob Ross reference...

Learning all manners equine is a noble endeavor dating back hundreds of centuries. But I think in this case you can brush up on cute anime girls and betting lines.

I figured it was pretty neutral, actually. It's fine, though - I don't try to take too many things on the internet that seriously or let it bother me. I will say part of myself has always been trying too hard, one way or another. Maybe I was trying to hard to fit in, or get people to like me. I'm extremely awkward at making simple friendships, even with people on the other end of a monitor.

I should have added, "Or respond with a question" as part of that list. Not that K is wrong...

So going back to the roots of the thread, not that it was requested... I still don't know if @Kaguyais a guy or a girl. I get the feeling at this point if I asked directly s/he'd probably tease me and not answer, give a vague answer or lie. Which actually would be part of the fun, I suppose.

Well color me surprised, that wasn't exactly what I had in mind. Sorry that I don't live up to the lofty standard I had set for myself back in the day. I actually like talking with people on a more normal basis, but, you can't force people to talk that way with you. I believe only Flutterz only ever actually emailed me. But I did try to help someone last night, though it was on chat. Sadly, they kind of ignored me, and I was being serious. But hey, if it's something more serious you want, I'll try to accommodate. But I'm not giving up posting memes. I actually make most of the ones I post instead of Googling them.