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can i make another wish ? The eyes again! Ah, what wish? WHAT WISH?!? There comes a magical time (according to Japanese porn games visual novels) where a woman must have sex for the first time. According to this literature, this is the only time when the woman loses a membrane of her vagina known as the hymen, which is known as the foolproof indicator of a woman's virginity, which is essential because all men want to be the one to pound their pecker through that membrane and wait for the woman to magically say, "It hurts, but because it's you I can bear it," as blood pushes back out of her vagina onto her thighs and the man's penis. Hence, the slang term "popping her cherry" is created, though who the hell knows why it was called that. Cherries do not resemble membranes at all. It's important to note that visual novels that approach sexual intercourse with a virgin woman as such are likely written by males who haven't even gotten to second base, let alone slide into home, and certainly haven't popped any cherries. It's been medically proven that a hymen that's not intact does not mean the woman is not a virgin, as the hymen can be shrunk or lost due to injuries, disease, medical examination and the act of self gratification, none of which involve a mysterious, charismatic male protagonist wriggling his way into the woman's heart enough to talk her into an awkwardly-worded sex scene. Also note that as of recent studies less than half of women report actually having vaginal bleeding during their first time having sex, as it appears the hymen is rather elastic in nature, allowing for normal things such as tampons to be used fairly easily. Now... who wants candy?

I'd be totally cool with an all-dark skinned heroines game as well. Just not Sakura Martin Luther King Jr. Day

CONFESSION: I thought work would be pretty slow this week. I was wrong. I'm behind on things I want to do now. Grrrr.

I loved Torment so much more than Baldur's Gate. I just felt so immersed in the characters and the setting. I wish they had made more games in the Planescape setting.

I'd say get it anyway. Beyond that, The Beginner's Guide is on sale too, so I'm definitely picking that up. The rest depends on a lot of stuff. I'll get Undertale anyways but I have Persona 4 Golden, Planescape Torment and Soul Sacrifice to play so I'm not exactly hurried. I'd just buy it now if it were on a good sale. This just means I'm buying it later. TORMENT! TORMENT! TORMENT! Man I love that game.

Welcome to... Sakura Saturday! Today we're going bra shopping. You can come, but don't peek... until we tell you to.

*Runs to store and buys more candy*

AT THE WHITE CLOUD WAR ROOM: Let's milk it for everything it's worth. ALL SAKURA HOLIDAYS! Get someone working on Sakura Martin Luther King, Jr. Day as well as Sakura Valentine's Day. Can we get a license for Sakura Super Bowl in time?

I can haz unofficial title to slap in my signature?

Well, I'm down to either read a visual novel or fap. Of course, I suppose those could go hand-in-hand... HA! Onii-chan made a pervy, lewd joke! i wont laugh :x other idea ? There's always taking a refreshing nap. Introducing your eyeballs to the backs of your eyelids is always a good idea. Except when driving. Don't do it then. do it for me oni-chan Take a nap for you? No, no not the eyes!!! I'm weak against the eyes. Must... avert... gaze... HERE HAVE ALL MY CANDY!!!

Well, I'm down to either read a visual novel or fap. Of course, I suppose those could go hand-in-hand... HA! Onii-chan made a pervy, lewd joke! i wont laugh :x other idea ? There's always taking a refreshing nap. Introducing your eyeballs to the backs of your eyelids is always a good idea. Except when driving. Don't do it then.

Well, I'm down to either read a visual novel or fap. Of course, I suppose those could go hand-in-hand... HA! Onii-chan made a pervy, lewd joke!

What the hell? Are we having fat complexes today or something? False. I'm not so mean as to call someone fat. I'll find a better insult. Next person has some sort of fat complex.

HE WHO HAS THE MOST FRAMERATES RULES THE INTERWEBS!!!!

Does by myself count? If so, true. I'm pretty hard on myself - but I have lost over 40 pounds this year! If by somebody else then false. Next person has either rooted or jailbreaked their smartphone.

Ooooh, a double-flag trigger. SKILLS!

Grab the trash bin, slam it over crazy lady's head, run like hell.

Hey, you've got a head start on the rest of us. Since we all know cockroaches can survive everything from repeated crushings with a show to nuclear holocaust, you know new batches of medicine will be made using cockroach innards. Surviving in this wasteland called Finland isn't easy Like you guys eat bugs - bugs avoid Finland and infest Florida instead. Seriously, we know you all eat moose and whooper swans.

Oh course! So long as he's virile enough he'll bang everyone's mom under the Christmas tree. Wait, that's not what you meant, was it? B-B-But we didn't have mom!? D: Does that mean he is not coming this year!?!?!?!?!? Fear not. A member of the Miss Finland competition will be sent to your house on December 24th as a stand-in mom, as per Santa's request. You'll still get your presents. Ha! Joke's on you, I don't have any hair left! *Slaps on Donald Trump toupee on your head, ruffles it* Problem solved.

Oh course! So long as he's virile enough he'll bang everyone's mom under the Christmas tree. Wait, that's not what you meant, was it?

If done properly I'm not opposed to alien heroines. Now that I think about it, I did read one visual novel that had alien heroines in it, and a female protagonist no less: Of course, it's a science fiction VN so it made sense.

again, I repeat WHAT THE FUCK Never had chocolate covered ants?

They're just trying to keep warm.

Of course. Katawa Shoujo is not a perfect game, but it is a labour of love for sure. The story is engaging, has an okay protagonist (depends on the route I guess), the art is adorable and the music... A+ The best thing about KS for me personally were the H-scenes. They are very respectful towards the girls, which (in my experience) is a rarity for an eroge, even though it's an OELVN. As far as OELVN's go, it's probably still the golden standard, along with Dysfunctional Systems and the like. Not to mention one of the greatest anal scenes ever just due to sheer awkwardness and hilarity ensuing, as I'd expect most consensual first-time anal engagements to be like.