Valmore

Illuminati my ass. There isn't even an Engrish patch for this, yet there's a Chinese one? Illuminati can't even run a 7-11, let alone the world.

Unconfirmed sources are mixed on this material. Most say it is due to a male putting his thingy inside a female's love hole and letting his hot stuff flow inside her. It magically does something on a not safe day and babby is formed. However, there is a rumor if male looks into female's eyes too long she gets pregnant and has babby.

Probably not nearly as interesting as whatever VN you're translating. XD

If I had that situation for 20 years... I'd imagine I'd probably burn out the nerve receptors in 5.

Most likely because it ended up being a revenue sinkhole after a series of bad decisions by Yahoo after they bought Geocities in 1999. Heck, it's amazing Yahoo is still around with Google having pretty much taken over the world.

Sorry, didn't mean to alarm you. Just surprised any of those links were still out there. But looking it up it makes sense - Yahoo! shut down Geocities in the United States in 2009 along with Canada and Europe, but it's still available in Japan, which explains the distinct Japanese text on it.

Right, I was piling on with you - since most people tend to use their phone as a camera, those selfies would be inaccessible for 60 days.

No, I'm just old. Geocities was literally one of the first "build your own website" places back in the 90's. You couldn't swing a dead meme without running into a Geocities site. But it's been long dead for years now.

Screw Harry Potter. "Dogma" people. Voice of God. Snoogans. The hell is with January 2016 being Cancer month? David Bowie, Alan Rickman, now Grizzly Adams. Slow your bleeping role, 2016. You still have 11 and a half months to kill off beloved celebrities.

Wait.... did I seriously see "geocities" in a link in 2016?

Oh hell no. I'd be putting grass clippings in with their weed in retaliation. You don't fuck with my citrus.

Except most people these days use their phone for a camera...

Not a problem, as I have enough taste to keep my lewd where it belongs - on my computer. Decorating your room with it is practically an invitation to never get laid, unless you get really lucky and find someone who either doesn't mind, or is into it. Good luck, scout!

Uhm... more moe?

According to the "O!MG: Law of Conservation of Happiness" someone out there is feeling really miserable in proportion to just how happy the new billionaire is feeling. So basically, Donald Trump's toupee is destined to fly off into an open sewer portal any minute now.

We all like you. Everyone. Post lewds. Cake? I shall make my lap a pillow so you can rest. It is okay. Even if my legs go to sleep I will not move or wake you up.

Uhm, I dunno. I don't call you that. Is your name even remotely like that? And I haven't picked a new avatar yet. And you can share my waifu.

Diggy Dig on Google Play Anyone with a tablet or phone running Android 2.3 and up (and seriously, who isn't on 2.3 and up?) should snag this free download. Really fun game. Retroish graphics - reminds me of the days on a 486 VGA monitor. Nostalgia - achieved! Controls are supper simple tap to go down, slide to go left and right. Collect snacks to increase your time limit, collect coins to earn a grab on the Crane Game - which is my favorite part, because it's the only crane game in the history of the world I've ever won anything at. As you gain levels you get bonus quests to earn more coins. You don't have to PTW at this game, but the guy who created it is a pretty cool dude (or so I've gathered from his Tweeting) so tossing some dough his way is a nice way to support a creative independent game designer. Most recommended.

Yes *ruffles hair* Very cute. 10/10 would ruffle hair again *ruffles hair again* See? Here, have some pocky. This is tough question. Senpais take great care not to notice, at least not obviously notice. They think it gives you power over them if you get noticed. You must find what grabs their attention and exploit it. Thigh highs. Fresh spring rolls. Twintails. Whatever it is, find it and exploit it. Only then will senpai notice. Then you can kick him in the balls for not noticing you for so long.

Lewds. Post lots of lewds. Waifu lewds are teh bestest.

Mandatory Clothing Free Zones? Easy - it's my middle name. And for having a rather uncommon middle name, it's often available to use as a username even on sites that have been up for years.

That seems harsh. Remember, if you aren't getting older, the only alternative is being dead. And my guess is being dead probably sucks worse than being old. Probably.

It's very cutesy blonde. I hope that's what you were going for. Because that's what it is. *Hair ruffle* Feel happy that onii-chan should probably be called sensei by most board members?