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Damnit, if I had been an hour earlier I could have proven that not all Americans think Brazilians speak Spanish like the rest of the continent...

Your office doesn't even have a Keurig? Then you could be the guy who doesn't refill the tank and leaves his cup in the brewer.

On topic post? The hellz wrong with you?!? Ooooh, pretty....

Just tell them to tell you that whenever they ask you for anything . If they don't ask you to do anything for you, then you are a 0/10 big brother unworthy of being called onii-chan. Yeah, mine only calls me onii-sama :/ 0/10 brother well mine calls me aniue :/ 0/10 brother They used to ask me for stuff. It's kind of hard now that they live in PA and NJ while I'm in FL. I guess abandoning them makes me a -2/10 big brother. do you want an incest route? Not at all. We're blood related.

everyone is in love with orginalren laziness, you could stay they would jump off a bridge for him. teens in america are getting worst and worst while everyone else outside the usa are having real world problems. serious guys ganging up on me won't work ever. I wish my question was more rhetorical. First rule of rhetorical questions is if you ask it, someone will inevitably answer it, even if you preface it as rhetorical. Make that especially if you preface it as rhetorical.

Confession: I want to be called Onii-chan, but I don't think my actual little sisters would do that.

Center of the east coast, good call by Abyssal Monkey there.

So what part of the state did you end up in?

He didn't try to pass it off as his own original work. He gave credit to the artist and the person quoted. So long as he isn't trying to sell it it's not really plagiarism. It's more like parody.

Hey, you don't have to tell me about life not being fair and all that and I'm not going to pretend I know your situation, which was what I was trying to clarify here before I rushed into some sort of judgement about the whole thing. While it might feel wrong to let someone care for a person who is going to die relatively soon, it could be just as wrong to deny them that choice. Beats me - it doesn't sound easy either way. But thanks for clarifying - I'll drop it now.

Nope, not gonna. There's a difference between saying, "Why bother since it'll all just end a few years anyway" and "I'm just not interested." One hints at being interested but knowing something that will make it end, being a terminal illness or the like. The other is you just don't want to date her. In other words - how do you know it will all end in a few years? I mean, you don't have to answer but clearly you can see the difference between the two statements, one which you typed, right?

Am I missing something? Are you terminally ill or something?

Well that's a defeated attitude...

I've started reading this one and thus far I've loved the sardonic humor of the protagonist.

Oh I see how it is. Hug the Brazilian, laugh at the Jersey-guy-living-in-Florida.

Confession: I take your silence for hatred.

Confession: When someone follows me on Twitter, I feel my existence is validated.

Lies and slander! Yeah, it is. I was also kinda hoping for something like this to happen too. Now if only he was there before we put in our deposit for the apartment we were moving to initially, we wouldn't have to wait for a little while to get that money back. The $100 we spent on the application fee was a bitter loss as well... That could have gone towards my mobo and cpu upgrade! D: Actually, we've been in Florida since I was born. She lived in NY before I was born, and it was her boyfriend that moved down here some time ago. It was by sheer coincidence that he moved to to the city we were in. When my mom found out he was nearby via FB, they got together and decided to start dating. It's a pretty extraordinary turn of events now that I think about it. Supposedly, the room I'll be staying in is really big and for the 1st time in my life I'll be sleeping on a large bed on a regular basis. Oh, I didn't notice your location. Nice to see another Floridian around here! Maybe we can get together for a con or something. I haven't been to one ever, but that's mostly because I can't find anyone to go with and can't afford to travel long distance. Hit me up in a PM if you ever feel up to it. Although I was born in Florida, I have been to a couple states where it snowed. It was fun throwing snow balls around at first, lol, but the shoveling was pretty tedious. I'm happy to experience snow once, but I don't think I'll ever miss it. I do hate the summers here though. -.- Relevant image: Hidden Content Then I'm the transplanted one. I was born in New Jersey and lived there most of my life, but I've been here in Florida for 12 years now. I'm in Tallahassee. Been a long time since I've hit up a convention. I know they used to hold MegaCon in Orlando.

So you're moving to somewhere near my neck of the country? At least your mom picked a good time to move to Florida. When your friends in New York are shoveling snow and griping you'll be wearing shorts and sipping orange juice.

I can help you with that with one sentence: Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box.

Confession: I'm much more lonely than I appear.

Confession: I bought a laptop just to play Japanese porn games... I mean visual novels. Yeah, that's what I meant,

Actually, the sad part is the world has always been scary. It's just there's always something that rekindles fear.