VirginSmasher

What a cool guy you are, Shiat.

Goddamn. It took me over 2 and a half years to get to this mark after taking 5 months to get to 1000. Well, I guess I'll explain my story on this site again for all of those people who didn't recognize me from my early days. I arrived on this site in October of 2015 as a guy who didn't have any clue about the community in general. Over time, I posted way too much for any normal human being and that caused me to be recruited by former shitposter @Dergonu and along with the now forum-dead NTR queen @CeruleanGamer, we formed this spammer group and it's grown into a public Discord since that PM group was formed back in January of 2016. Along the way, I grew more elitist and cynical for the VN community and this was mainly triggered by Noble Works, the worst VN to ever be read by human eyes. Then I left for like 2 years from this site as it was becoming quite dead, at least to me. I came back and started posting again in January of this year and hopefully, I stick around to shitpost/give my opinions to others for a while longer. Now time to be an annoyance and mention random people I like (in a hetero way). @Dergonu - You may be a nazi mod now, but I still remember when you were a spammer just like me. Keep being shitty with your taste for me. @DarkZedge - We basically don't agree on anything besides Kara no Shoujo, but you're still a cool neko lover and you're just as cynical as me, so that's good. @Arcadeotic - The original serious poster. I still can't forgive you for ruining Gahkthun for me, but I still expect an overly semi-serious post about this. @Kawasumi - Trap lover, trap in general, and a person with good taste in VNs. @HMN - The best male alive. Glad to have you in the Anti Moege Task Force and as a fellow Kyonyuucon. @Kiriririri - The worst taste in this community. Keep that in your moemory. Just kidding, good luck on your fruitless mod quest. @AaronIsCrunchy - My favourite british metalhead, even if I have no clue what your taste in VNs is at this point. @Flutterz - The second best thing about the Fuwachat, compared to DemonSabre. @Funnerific - You may not like a lot of my favourite VNs, but we can relate in G-Senjou no Maou, so that's good enough. @Zakamutt - A fellow elitist and hater of most translations. Finish Himawari already. @greenshadow622 - You and I were allies in the headpat bans of 2017 and we will forever be bonded by that. @Nintaidou - Thank you for showing me all of those kyonyuu nukige. They were...appreciated. @madvanced - Fellow portuguese man, so that's enough to be cool with you. I have no clue about anything else though, besides that you meme. @Forgetful Frank - Here's some advice for life. Actually finish a VN before picking up 3 more. It'll help you to like certain VNs more. @Ayana - The guy with the most similar taste to mine. Shame you can't be online to talk more often, but the conversations are pretty cool. @Asonn - My favourite toddlercon and hater of most VNs. @Barry Benson - My favourite spanish bee. It's always fun shitting on TL companies and shitposting together. Also, I'm pretty sure you have 18 weeks to TL Tenkiame now. @Kaguya - My favourite mod currently. I don't agree with a lot of your philosophies, but I can at least understand them. Plus, having a conversation with you leads to...interesting things happening. @SpinningShiat - You're gay. (This is what you wanted, right?) Finally, I'll mention all the new people who I'm not entirely familiar with on this site since I left. People like @Thatcomicguy, @Zander, @Plk_Lesiak, @MaggieROBOT, @Ranzo, @Dreamysyu, and others. I'll recruit you guys into my spammer cult eventually. And that's all from me today. Just a reminder that you can ask me anything or roast me or whatever you want to do on this post. Here's to reaching 2000 posts in a reasonable amount of time.

Just like Forgetful Frank to forget he's reading 6 VNs at once and then goes and starts 3 more.

Hello, this looks interesting, so as a member of the Serious Posters I nominate myself to be part of this team. I will unironically be serious if I'm chosen.

TLDR: Reddit is cancer. Fuwanovel has shit mods, Sekai Project is trash, and EOPs/OELVNs can burn in a fire. Courtesy of the Bee himself. Saved myself and others a lot of time.

Yo man. Your taste in VNs seems really cool and I'd like to be friends with you. Hope to see you around.

Hello. Hope to see you around, VN lover.

You definitely have to get to reading Himawari and Fata Morgana. Both VNs are great.

I don't really know any notable nakige in the west, but I do know Himawari made me bawl my eyes out. Try it out. Please. I've been trying for over a year now.

I'm one of these negative people you talk about usually, but that's because I like to think more realistically about this medium. All the moege hate and shit like that is personal preference and if you let it bother you, that's not my problem. And for the community in general, I usually can't stand the Steam sector of the VN medium, mainly because they're the ones promoting stuff like the Sakura series as what VNs are represented as. The reddit sector went sour on me because of the Aokana incident back in 2016 and I haven't liked them since. Fuwanovel's the only community with people that I like to talk to and can have conversations with and that's why I (occasionally) stick around here. Sorry for all the negativity, but this is just how I see things.

Yes you should. It's too good not to watch.

For obvious reasons.

Us old timers appreciate the new spammers, although you still didn't reach 500 posts in 3 months like some of us did. Step your game up.

I mean, you fucking up your 500th post by posting it as your 499th post is a good enough roast as is. Serves you right for liking OELVNs.

Frozen Ice World sounds like a good description of myself. I'll take that one.

I'd take it one step further and just including honorifics in translations to begin with. That kind of irked me while reading Sorcery Jokers recently.

Besides, you know, the Flowers debacle. But apparently there's a good translator on this project, so that should give you BL fans some hope.

I'll provide you with a list sometime.

It's cool to see that JAST is expanding their brand to new localizations, but if I can't even trust them with localizing any of their current titles within 5 years of their announcements, how is anyone supposed to trust this new brand in doing the same?

Bokuten is a worse offender when it comes to being stuck in beta testing hell, but Higurashi is a notable example as well.

That still could mean it'll be around another 6 months until an actual release date is set. They have a lot of VNs in beta testing right now after all.

Wow. This is actually pretty forward thinking on the part of Novectacle. Take all of the work out of their hands and you still get more of an audience by letting others translate into specific languages other than English. It's actually pretty smart of them. Now if only that fandisc could come out this year and I would be happy.

I'm pretty sure I'll be fine for Maggot Baits. I've experienced enough @Dergonu guro shitposting and Euphoria was a walk in the park. I'm quite interested in seeing if Maggot Baits will be any better than Euphoria.

That kind of concept reminds me of how certain movie series nowadays are being split up. Like, they get really exciting and then "These characters will return in another year." It's really annoying.

Hello. I'm glad to see more and more plot-oriented readers in this community to balance out the moefags. I'd be glad to give recommendations to you anytime you want.