There you have it ladies and gentlemen of the court, The defendant, Steve, is guilty of loli hoarding. Under normal circumstances, a crime of this level would be punishable by exile to the loli-less lands, however, due to the defendants status of an international treasure, and the discovery that every person can have their own Mare, the normal punishment has been repealed. Instead, Steve is to share his loli hoard with the world, free to any respectable loli-lover. This session of loli court is now adjourned.
Or on the fact we just put Steve on trial for loli hoarding.