Ladies and gentlemen,
I am going to present to you today the thinking man’s racing game:
Picture this – 30,000 lbs. 1,000 ft-lbf of torque.
A semi-truck sits on a mountain road, primed to blast forward at a moment’s notice. Suddenly, a jarring oozing yellow breaks the tension; it flashes the word READY out from the æther, marking the beginning of a race that’ll not only test your mettle as a driver, but also take you for an existential ride and force you to explore contours of this road called life.
Presenting…
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
FEATURES:
Non-existent AI: You move ahead of the starting line, only to find that all your fellow road-warriors are still sitting tidily. That’s right – Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is the first adversarial racing game to feature a complete lack of artificial intelligence. By doing so, the player is forced to take a step back and take a wide look at and consider the competitive nature that’s pervasive of the human condition. Who are we really competing against? Ourselves? The constraints of our mortality? That dickhead Bill in accounting?
Lack of Collision Detection: This feature is meant to be a statement about the ephemeral, of the lightness of being. Drive through houses, obstacles, fall to the bottom of bridges. Like Ozymandias, our achievements shall be washed away with the passage of time.
No Sound: Allows for enhanced contemplation.
No limit to the speed you can reverse: A commentary on that in spite of how hard we must fight to even just incrementally move ahead in both our personal and professional lives, it is exponentially easier to backslide or even lose it all.
An extraordinary physics engine: Push forward, unaffected by any change in the terrain. This is meant to mark a more positive look at the human condition: our ability to overcome and face adversity head on.
YOU’RE WINNER: The race ends with a gentle reminder… you’re winner.
With this property, we hope to usher in an era of high-brow, atmosphere focused games. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing will be poised to take Game of the Year on virtue of its depth of soul and meaning filled moments.