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Obviously the right choice

Sorry about that but I spared you two absolutely horrifying nudity scenes so be grateful for that. Oh yeah I got pretty drunk in order to play it and I'm glad I did. The worst thing about it is that even if you removed the whole disgusting bug girl it would just be a completely vapid and shitty vn regardless. I need to dip my toes in that scene more what I have played so far is been pretty good.

I'll have to give it a try one of these days I need a palate cleanser after the horror that I went through. I've always been of the mind that if there must be sex in a vn the very least it could be is romantic and well enough written. It's a nice change of pace for that to actually happen.

I'm normally not one to enjoy memes in fact I usually openly despise them with a few exceptions (That ancient dear sister meme, now that was a great one) Anyway despite that I really love the quality work that the steamed hams meme has been able to produce

I absolutely loved Tales of Berseria and while I did like the combat system it got really repetitive after a while. I really wish they could have given you that geoboard a lot earlier in the game. By the end of it I was just sick of constantly running into enemies. I started Blue Reflection just the other day and it seems like it could prove to be a fun and interesting time. I've only just started but I already like the main protagonist quite a bit. Not huge into the turn base stuff but it's nothing I can't deal with.

Sigh...yeah that route will really get you down. Her song still effects me to this day. So I finished playing Magical Eyes -Red is for anguish- tonight and I really liked it. It started off a little janky but it I really got caught up in it as the story went on. The mystery was quite interesting and very different than what I am used to. I'm definitely looking forward to playing the sequel when it comes out. I guess after this I should try getting back to Seabed. Oh and one thing that Magical Eyes has going for it is a really great intro video

^Because motivation is something that successful people have in abundance <Not looking forward to work tomorrow I miss having Fridays off v What is something that you aren't looking forward to?

Happy birthday Starman!

I mean that might be something you and @MaggieROBOT might be into since it is a otome game after all Well haha it came pretty damn close to having that. There was some nudity that was unspeakably horrible. I gotta say if it did have an h scene in it I would have probably been forced to gouge out my eyes.

Mint Blancmanche (Galaxy Angel) I know, right big surprise that I would pick Mint, but she just has something that puts her above all the others, which is the fact that I was already obsessed with her way before I knew what a Visual Novel was. I grew to love Mint early on when I started watching the anime. I adored the fact that she presented herself as such a dignified lady while all the while she had a hidden vindictive, and merciless, edge to her. This is best exemplified in the episode in which she nearly wipes out her entire squad, just so she can avoid being seen in a compromising situation. Both the manga and Visual Novel opened up her character immensely by revealing that she is telepathic. This added a surprising amount of depth to her and to her interactions. Her route in the Galaxy Angel also had some of the most tender and sweet moments that melted my heart

The horror! The horror! “Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of earth is multiform. Overreaching the wide horizon as the rainbow, its hues are as various as the hues of that arch, --as distinct too, yet as intimately blended." Edgar Allan Poe So why exactly, did I decide to do this? I guess I just wanted to spit in the eye of God by dancing with one of it's abominations. I wanted pain and sought my fill. To walk as far as my bleeding limbs would take me. To sound the death knell of this perverse experiment we call the human race. Or maybe I thought it would be funny. For whatever reason I decided to play Creature Romances that horrible looking Visual Novel that Sekai Project decided to publish. You know, the one with the grasshopper lady. So anyway without further ado here are some of my thoughts while I play through this abomination. Don't you worry alcohol is involved. (Is this restitution for the brutality I showed to the grasshoppers? Will it stop the midnight screaming?) Of course this fucking thing is voiced, why wouldn't it be? Right off the bat it combines two things I really hate, grasshoppers and childhood friends. Thank you for that, no really! Jesus fucking Christ. What I'm really missing out on is seeing this monsters mandibles open and close while she garbles out some nonsense. I'm really missing out on the full Monty here! What a fucking lie I bet Kokoro is none of those things! I like this skull faced guy though, I feel like he could be a bridge in this horrifying world between worlds. Why couldn't I date him instead? Like ever since Papyrus I just have had the urge to date skeletons. He's a genius as well, why couldn't you have just made a vn about me dating cute skull boys instead? I would have jumped their bones for real! Tokyo U, huh wasn't that a major plot point in Love Hina? Like the entire reason for it or whatever. It's been years since I've read it. I don't know how much I would enjoy it now. Anyway back to this fucking abomination. Please give up on me! Let me fail! Who in their right mind would let a grasshopper cook for them? Do you think like Flick from that movie Bugs Life, would have asked Hopper to cook dinner for him? Ask Hopper to make a nice creme brulee? No he would not. For one thing Hopper was a huge asshole and another thing grasshoppers can't cook they can only destroy! The fuck is Nikujaga? Christ! This thing has red eyes now how horrible. Now she is fucking killing my kitchen, of course I forgive her cuz I'm hungry for that thorax? Of course my sister is a bat. WHY WOULDN'T MY FUCKING SISTER BE A BAT! (The night moves on) (Yeah I know I'm the fucking worst) WHAT THE FUCK? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME VIDEOGAME??? JUST FUCK OFF GOD DAMNIT!!! Oh so never mind that was just what I was apparently imagining. God I hate this already. FUCKING WHY AGAIN!!! Yeah I'm low, the lowest of the low. You know I thought about that for the longest time and you are right..you are absolutely right. I am low, I am scum. I accept it no really! It is what I deserve! Scrape my decayed corpse over thousand of sharp knives, fill by belly with acid and pour God the voice quality is pretty awful, which I guess can be a good and bad thing if you look at it the right way. Honestly I really wish it wasn't a grasshopper why couldn't have been a preying mantis instead? I mean sure while copulating it would have bitten my head off but think of the experience! Okay so I still think it is a bit weird that my sister is supposed to be a bat with four eyes but really she is the most normal part of this nightmarish scenario. Still I must push on like the biblical Job or the overworked and unappreciated MoJo JoJo. Wait how does a bat jump so high that she hits her head, especially when she is hanging upside down? What is this teacher supposed to be if not simply mountains of unholy flesh. Now that I think of it this is a whole lot like Saya No Ulta right? We are seeing some monstrous grasshopper thing when really it is some generic anime cute girl. It would be like if in the Metamorphosis instead of being disgusted by the vile creature their son and brother had become they merely accepted him as being part of the family. What kind of lesson is that to learn? Wow how fucking meta the main guy is looking at a cicada figurine and trying to determine if it's supposed to be cute or not. Why don't you fuck off and castrate yourself right now you mollusc sucking bilge rat! So sad such a emotional scene the protagonist is starting to think that maybe he shouldn't be taught by a abomination after all. Why would he not wish to be pulled further into the abyss? He has already spent enough time staring at it. What is the world coming to? WHY CAN'T I DATE YOU MASATO WHO IS A DIFFERENT MASATO THEN THE ONE YOU ARE THINKING OF! Of course, WHY CAN'T I DATE THAT MASATO TOO? So now comes to the final choice, the only choice! DEATH FIRST!!! DEATH AGAIN!!!! You scream like death is insanity but really it's the opposite. Living is the worst. Like walking upon endless broken glass or dancing on sharks teeth the answer is the same. Chaos and madness must follow if only to cushion the blow. Can a parasite dream? Can it reach out and attempt to touch the mortal coil? Writhing maggots whisper sweet nothings on the path to damnation. Are we doomed to only degeneration and entropy? Is there no hope left for humanity in this ugly world that we helped build, piece by piece with bloody brick and bone? Is semen and blood all I've got? Does it really open up the path to the new gold that I have sought? Lost in the prism of a castrated nature, banned forever from vainglorious pursuits? Cruel, twisted, sad,dismal, death, how I wish that I had that choice! When can the drowning man let go of the rope? Live in the corpses of a thousand sinners! Claw into the entrails of the manifested flesh! The death knell is at 12 and the hour is at hand! What must be ripped, must be shorn. Mystery, misery, embrace the suffering that binds you. Only blood will stop the bleeding, and only gashes will close the wound. So must the choice be made. CHAOS REIGNS! Death, death, death, death,death, death, death, death, death, death,death, death, death, death, death, death, death, death, death,death, death, death, death, death, death,death, death, death, death, death. Chasm of Torment Filth, black filth, flowing like ichor from the bile of the succulent puss. Now I leave you like a wailing banshee splitting open the doors of infinity. Don't bother closing your eyes for you are already dead.

^ However many faps it takes until you admit your feelings for me! < What am I doing with my life? V Grasshopper+Human hybrid. Hot or not?

So I decided by unanimous decree (Which was really just me shouting) that I would bring back a forum game that I enjoyed in the halcyon days of my youth! It's the ^,<,v game! Thank you for your cheering everyone! Woo hoo! Anyway here is how it goes. You answer the person's post before you, state a line about yourself and ask a person below you a question or, conversely state a statement of your own. Like so. ^ What have I done? <Why am I doing this? v Can you ever forgive me? See it's pretty easy. SO DO IT!

I think it has changed me by the fact that it has shown me a different way of telling a story. I think the three act structure is still probably the best but it's nice knowing that you don't have to be a slave to it. It has also introduced me to characters I never would have experienced and concepts I wouldn't have been drawn to otherwise. There is this great moment that touched me in Campus Notes: Forget Me Not when two side characters were talking about how all the books in the library were written by dead people who were able to live on through what they had written. That moment really touched me because I really want that for myself. I want to leave something behind when I go some way of saying that I was there. That I existed. That I mattered.

Confession I absolutely hate rpgs that only give you the barest amount of customization options. 2 alternate faces, 2 different and hairstyles and you think that is acceptable?

I just like to think of it as going against the grain. It's fun and different to play as a warrior woman. I hate those rpgs that sandbag you into going only with the generic male protagonist.

Don't worry Maggie you will get through your backlog one day!

Confession: I've been doing that in every rpg as well ever since Mass Effect and I have not looked back. Not even once! Extra Confession: I hardly ever talk with my old friends anymore except for about four people that I met somewhat recently.

Oh yeah I just noticed that this morning while I was randomly browsing Steam. It's pure fluff but it has a very sweet and gentle nature to it. The only slightly negative thing I have to say about it is that it's quite short.

Oh yeah I knew him very well! He did write really good reviews back in the day, it's what made me interested in trying my hand at it. I think he left the site a couple of years ago with a lot of other people in the group. I thought about trying to get him to join this forum but I have no idea if he'd be up to it.

Welcome back person I have never met. How goes it now that you have returned from the Land of the Lost?