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Well yeah that's what made him so wonderful

What are you talking about man Bettlejuice was a great movie/show!

I mean you read it and think that you'll get accesses to mind destroying knowledge but what you're also getting is a bunch of shit tentacles. Don't let it happen to you

That's a side effect of reading the Necronomicon that they never tell you about.

Well that was certainly....something

I've never heard about this vn but it sounds interesting at the very least I like the character design So I'll just throw it on my mountainous despairing backlog when it comes out

Oh I found this it's called DOR and the description reminds me of the twilight zone There is a door in front of you... A strange door, which has been created by the Devil. On the other side of it, three different worlds await you. Don't be scared, but don't get caught up in the realms of fantasy! The Devil is waiting to lead you along... Kanako's Depression You don't have a girlfriend, and you don't have any money either. You're moping around in your apartment, when a girl suddenly shows up at your door. Her name is Kanako; she's a timid little thing, but wait until you find out what she really is...! The Telephone Scandal You want to have a girlfriend. You call a dating service and guess what!? You get a girl and go out on a date. Wait a minute... Is this girl...? Planetarium The scenario depicts a meeting between the male protagonist and a mysterious young woman near a giant observatory telescope. The hero finds out about the woman's tragic past and proceeds to "console" her. I mean it's not quite this but it's close

The fall of the Cockman When the lonely MAD COCKMAN finally dies a broken withered husk of a man the people of the land of Wonderforest all gather together for the Cockman's funeral. All the men whose relationships he saved and lives he made better show up to honor their eternal benefactor. Then the priest speaks. And he says; "He gave willingly the seed of his loins and he bade that we use his body for the salvation of mankind. And he never once asked for us to give anything back. We are honored by his sacrifice and so on this day we shall honor him. May his cock always find a tight spot and may it never run dry Amen." Then the men all gather around the grave of the lonely MAD COCKMAN and sobbingly ejaculate over his grave. Finally, when the cum soaks into the ground the Earth begins to heal.

He must have run out of the magic milk

When the cockman cries, is it tears of cum?

Yeah this seems like a real emotionally engaging story that effects you on a sort of spiritual level. Like the MAD COCKMAN right? He delivers men from their distress but what about his needs right? He gives so much but gets nothing back. And he has a headache and the only thing he can take for it is semen because he just doesn't trust the mega pharmaceutical industry. Is it his own cum he guzzles or someone else's? We don't know. I don't think we're ever meant to know. CHANGE PLACES!

Okay so shipping or ship is when you want to put two characters in a romantic relationship. It's a fan fiction kind of thing. What the comic is referring to is that sometimes people ship two characters together that contextually seems pretty fucked up to do so.

The absolute worst.

You know I think this could be the start of something great

(I'm great at salutations) Hey look at that! It's Chel! Look at her standing there! Right over there! Hello Chel! Let's all wave at Chel! It's a good thing its Chel! But what if it wasn't Chel? What if the Chel we thought we knew as Chel was really not Chel but some horrible imposter! Some fucking creep! That would be horrible! Chel wouldn't do that to me! How could she! I thought we had a bond and now I find out that she has been lying this whole time? God damn you Chel! Damn you Chel to hell!!!!! Everyone what do you think of Chel now? I thought so... Oh so anyway welcome to the forum. What is the first visual novel that pulled you off the point of no return?

This isn't particularly strange or anything but I just love how this synopsis is worded Cunning Cumming Idol -I Love Super Aggressive Carnivores- (I mean with a name like that you know that quality is synonymous) My first time was with the mother of Takamami, an idol I knew in childhood who went on to become a frontrunner in Project D's MGN45. My second time was with Takamami herself. Her mother popped my cherry. I popped her daughter's. After we did it we settled into a lover's relationship. She would email me and I'd go meet her. We tried something different every day. Missionary, spooning, doggy style... It was a revolution, and she learned the intimate parts of her body. Once she learned about orgasms she was ravenous for cock.

That sounds like the sex version of shadow over innsmouth and the cgs are pretty damn bizarre

Truly this is and always will be a masterpiece

Sigh I wonder if that is every unhygienic nerds dream?

emotionally coerced? Nah man he was all like I mean he was all at that tail (That was contextually pretty uncomfortable though, I wonder as soon as they get their bells does that mean they're legal to fuck?)