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Related: I'm finally nearing 500 forum posts after almost 4 years. My post count was below 100 for the longest time, but even then I'd say that I felt something resembling a sense of belonging here at Fuwa. tl;dr - I don't think you have to necessarily post a lot to fit in

Does that mean I can post Clover Day's lines here and the person below will have to translate them for me??

You can't go wrong with the 3-step formula. From my years of experience of playing moege, I know that all meaningful relationships must: 1) Start with an embarrassing accident 2) Have a donkan and decently attractive1 protag 3) Include cherry blossoms somewhere in the background Strategically speaking, my first move would be to 'accidentally' smack her in the eye, thus sending her to the hospital. She would then get an eye patch while she recovered - this kills two birds with one stone: if on the off-chance you're really ugly, then she wouldn't be able to tell with the eye patch over her only eye1 (this will also give her a chuu2 look, which is +5 badass points). Anyway, since she is now visually-impaired while she recovers, she will obviously need assistance with everyday things such as walking and eating. Naturally, you volunteer to assist her because the incident was your fault in the first place. This allows you to maximize your time together with her (whether she likes it or not) and lets you hold her hand while you help her walk. I know this is an ingenious strategy, but please, hold your applause until the end. Now that we have the embarrassing accident and attractiveness out of the way, we need to work on our donkan. You need to be clueless - and I mean really oblivious. If she starts to make romantic advances towards you, the worst thing you could do is notice right away. A professional donkan protag would never realize the heroine's feelings that quickly, if at all. Think of her as a friend for as long as possible (preferably wait until your osananajimi stops waking you up in the morning, because that's when you know for sure that you're on the Sachi route. Rule #8 of moege: all other heroines magically disappear when you're actually on a route). This allows her to fall even deeper in love with you, which ensures a long, lasting relationship. Oh, and you have to make indirect remarks about her disappointing chest size whenever you get the opportunity. This will make her more self-conscious around you, and suggest to her that you are actually noticing her. Even if you're jeering at her flat chest, heroines long for nothing more than to be noticed by senpai. At this point, you are finally ready for the confession. However, if it is not currently springtime for you, then that is rather unfortunate. You must wait until the cherry blossoms bloom in spring before you confess. Not only will this maximize the chances of your confession succeeding, but it will make it all the more memorable. It is scientifically-proven that confessions that take place under cherry blossom trees results in longer relationships 82.7% of the time (based on a small sample size).

H2O: Footprints in the Sand

I think the issue here is that you failed to provide adequate context, even after it was requested numerous times. You also need to make sure the lines you provide don't have typos (like in the romaji you posted). Next time, please give as much context as possible to prevent this from happening in the future

First fap of the day

1) Waking up with a headache from sleeping in until noon 2) When the Shockwave plugin crashes on Chrome 3) When your waifu isn't real

Obligatory Hadaka Shitsuji recommendation

I was killed without even knowing

My only advice: Be a kawaii imouto or gtfo

Sagaplanets, Tigresoft, Purplesoft, Compile Heart

Wtf is this

Gochiusa is a moenime but not a charanime

False statement. Chocola and Vanilla are cats, but they are also animals in the bedroom

Afaik it's not a direct 2-in-1 port of the two prequels - it just gives you the choice of reading through a super condensed version of the two games when you first start up before moving onto the Rio Reincarnation chapter.

I used a spoiler-free walkthrough for Date A Live, because I wanted to collect all the CGs for the trophy

Gonna be streaming Ars Install in a bit. Apparently the animations are way better

"counscious" Very science.

Charage is full of chara and Moege is full of moe. Dur

Only got time for the moe

Gonna be streaming Date A Live: Rinne Utopia (PS3) if anyone wants to watch. Yes, the game's in Japanese. I already cleared Yoshino's route yesterday, and I'm planning on doing Kotori's next. EDIT: 04/05/2015 Going to be streaming Ars Install today http://www.twitch.tv/pongv2