Mr Poltroon

First result on google search: http://youtu.be/Qn9K-jHDQis

What enthusiasm, what spirit! Reminds me of when I was younger...

It was invariable that people would all go vote on my stellar choice. You were all doomed by the RNG gods. I would personally watch anything that the club ends up choosing, even what I've already watched before. Make some sacrifices, lad! Close your eyes and click something, then rewatch Durarara, for queen and country!

Fiddle didn't "withdraw", he didn't join in the first place. Speaking of that, @Ren

People like outright nonsense, what can I say?

Various answers, each in a spoiler. Be sure you really want to know.

Well, I really just found the story or whatever was happening not to intrigue me in any way. Not that I was able to discern what exactly was happening in the first place...

Excellent. Excellent. Absolutely marvelous choice. It suits me most perfectly. You have my praise.

Well, all this trying to be as irritant as possible aside, my real suggestion will be http://myanimelist.net/anime/6746/Durarara!! which I've seen pop up loads of times in conversations and seems to have "mystery" written in the genre's. I honestly don't know if it is, though.

Each participant will put forth an anime title that they wish to watch So, do I have to, or not? And can it be a repeat?

So bothersome... I am interested in participating, and I have no knowledge in this genre, meaning I can't suggest anything. I could search for a potential candidate, but that takes too much effort. So I suggested the only mystery anime I knew. Am I not allowed to participate now?

Are you really going to force me to make a recommendation? What if I know nothing of this genre then? Utterly absurd! Can I at least go with something someone already submitted? Not too clear on that. If I can, Gosick it is. http://myanimelist.net/anime/8425/Gosick

Oh, for gods sake. I guess I'll be finishing Index up next, then.

I didn't finish Index. I had planned on doing Railgun first and get rid of any possible spoilers Index might make, but from what I've seen, what it actually spoils is Railgun S, to much chagrin.

I've just finished watching a Certain Scientific Railgun. Plenty enjoyable, I'll admit. I also doubt they could've made filler any more obvious, not that I mind it.

I noticed, thank you very much.

Indeed. Let me fix that. It should now say, "account". And I'm starting to think my little joke in bad taste went over your head. Mainly the fact that I was making fun of the countless people that always bring up suicide attempts and all that traumatic past when I personally believe it's all balderdash, and I've liven life for some years, I know it loves pulling your leg. I still consider myself a happy man. But pay no heed to my tasteless banter.

Yeah, let's apologize for being screwed over. That's the kind of thing I'd do. "Oh, I'm so sorry for having been mugged on streets" What I don't get is why bother using comma's in the first place, if the final text will still look like that. That's something you should apologize for. Actually, here's something else to apologize for: My commenting here even when it's no business of mine and my less than relevant (and very nice) thoughts on top of that. Merry Christmas! And you have my condolences.

Haven't seen none of that, excluding threads being forcefully closed because of alleged "rude comments" and "useless discussion". No. You get no achievements for fulfilling your duty. It's what my mother told me all those years ago, and what she still tells my younger sister. And I'll take it as a compliment, us being similar. I'll ignore all logic and do that. It's Christmas after all! You had made a thread of your own? I hadn't noticed! It could've served as inspiration or parody material... Such a shame. The least you could have done was use your own words... You thought business meant something long? Nope. I'm just happy that I now know he's 28 years old. You have left me disappointed. I was expecting huge amounts of TL;DR. Other than that, all conforms to expectations. And would you guys stop with with all this plagiarism? That was somewhat longer than my own Holiday message so I might be unable to sue you, though... Also, should I take you reacting to my age as a good or bad sign? The question's just a formality, I already know which, but do answer. That almost implies my post was abnormal. I had thought of making another account just for this post, but the effort required to establish myself in this community again was just terribly demotivating. (The quotes don't all fit on the same post)

I'm waiting... I really do want to know just how absurd my family is. When I wish someone "Merry Christmas" one can safely assume I celebrate Christmas. Then again, I doubt you even had the decency to read the last line with the conspicuous Santa (another Holiday sign). Alternatively, you could have noticed by now that I am from Portugal, and as a fellow (western) European, chances are, I celebrate Christmas and not any other variation. For now, the course of action is to feign ignorance and to assume you were just trying to make as extensive as possible a greeting so no one would be left out. I'll probably take a while until we finish any other, more important, topics, but yes, I look forward to it. Of course. I just decided to write an entire page of useless filler to put the emoticons in it. I can't believe I was so nimbly seen through. And here I thought I had a good disguise under this holiday cover. What I can tell you, however, is that I wrote this in a notepad. The emoticons were added afterwards when I started to fear no one would honestly bother reading. Yes. I am very discontent with my life and have several trauma's relating to suicide, because lord knows, I can't spend ten minutes on the internet without coming across someone who has traumatic past. Evidence of this is all my self-deprecating. Clear signs of hating myself and everything relating to it. I'll tell you a story about a car accident I had some other time.

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