Mr Poltroon

It's great to know you bothered reading people's posts. I hope you enjoy my participation in this event.

Quite indeed. Were you surprised by my so out of character rudeness?

Not that it's a particularly rare feat. Even now, he seems to have difficulty discerning a normal, well intentioned post from the vile scum that's usually posted.

I understand. Out of all possible people, you probably weren't expecting me to make one of these. First of all, don't delude yourself. I'm not writing this next to a fireplace with snow coming down outside with hot chocolate on my secretary and the dog sleeping at my feet. I'm in my cold room with the dog barking at the door, probably heard some kind of noise outside, with no drinks or sustainment of any kind and rain is pouring down outside. At any rate, here you go, my very own Christmas Message to ya'll. Merry Christmas. -Mr. Poltroon That ended up somewhat short, didn't it? Let's make up some more stuff on the spot. Like... like... oh yeah. My experience on Fuwanovel and stuff! I found out about Fuwanovel, and Visual Novels, right around the start of this year. What introduced me to visual novels was a very enjoyable game for me, by the name of "To the Moon", I highly recommend you play it, never know when my hitmen might knock on your door. Right around the same time, and purely by coincidence, I also found out about the Phoenix Wright series, another excellent group of games I suggest you play, for your own good health and whatnot. To the Moon showed me good storytelling that could come from this media, while Phoenix Wright showed me the comedy that would later become the reason why I play Visual Novels (I know, terrible reason, though perfect match for a terrible person). While searching for more, because people always want moar, moar, moar, I found out about this website. The first Visual Novel (at least in a truer sense) I played was Ever17. I was very scared, since I am a victim of the altogether too common irrational fear of the unknown, you see? Anime didn't have all that much of a good image in my mind at the time. I later found out my image was spot on, at least relating to nukige. Having thoroughly enjoyed the first game, I proceeded to play the sequel and prequel, and this is where I first used Fuwanovel. I used a walkthrough for Never7, and the first I found was the Fuwanovel one. Moving on, Fuwanovel became my place for walkthroughs. No, I had no idea I could download them here. Wonderful. The first VN I downloaded from Fuwanovel was Little Busters, and for a while, the only one. I fear the unbeknownst to me, I'll remind you once again. Keeping with that logic, I stuck with All Ages titles for a good 5 or 6 titles, it took me nearly a year to get through these. Of course, All Ages eventually ran out (at least those I was interested in), forcing me to try my first "eroge" so to speak, G-Senjou no Maou. Quite a challenge, considering it was my first contact (of my own volition) with pornography of any kind . You may choose to believe this or not, but I'm simply not very interested in matters of copulation. What a terrible topic, moving on. I eventually reached Grisaia no Kajitsu in my quest for mighty loot. I adored it. Like, really, to the point where it made me make my first post on the forums. I always make an account even for one time searches. Simply a pet peeve of mine, disregard it. You can check my first topic here, where you'll notice I was trying to keep any and all warped personalities under wraps. https://forums.fuwanovel.net/index.php?/topic/4111-greetings-equally-addicted-human-beings/ But that's enough about Fuwanovel, it's not like any of you care about that old thing anyways, right? Let's address myself now, I'm sure you're all itching to learn about my own life, asking questions like, "How much further can he boost his ego?" I'll show you: I'm a 28 year old man with a job at a local sports club (management side, don't ask me to do exercise, pls) which is rather well connected to my family. Great 'friends' with the chief, actually. Two sisters. Two parents. Exempting the older sister (that hater ), we all live together. My family is a fairly happy one, but I've come to think, just how different is it from other, perhaps more normal, families? It's pretty much a free-for-all around here. If an argument starts, younger sister uses up all opportunities to take a jab at the parents, the parents argue with each other and I attack everyone. If we all sit together to eat, making fun of everyone and everything is the norm, usually at someone's expense. And the main thing? The heavy, heavy use of sarcasm. Don't think I'm a wrinkled old grumpy man, this is how I was born and raised, and to be honest, it's plenty fun. I don't know what kind of image that gave you, probably a despicable one, but we're all happy people. I'm a natural pessimist, which when coupled with my usual personality does not produce good results, but what can one do? This makes me what I consider to be a horrible person. Makes fun of everyone, but doesn't get involved himself. Takes a jab at everything, even what he agrees with. Avoids any kind of responsibility, using "I think" and "Perhaps" to escape certainties. A craven to no end. This is who I am, and I'm well aware of it. My family is well-known as a funny one, myself included. That one guy who's fun at parties, but you might not be interested in getting too attached, might you come to understand what's beneath the funny surface. But this is who I am, and I know it well. Self-improvement seems fake and hollow to me. Being yourself seems the best way of life, so that's how I do it. Now... Let's tie this all up with Fuwanovel and finish up. I'm sure at this point only a couple of you have read this far, but worry not, I wasn't expecting anyone to really read this anyway. Fuwanovel is the only forum where I've stayed this long (not even a year yet, huh?). The reason for this is how I haven't been reprimanded much about my manners. I strongly feel that if I can't be myself, I've no place here. And, to be honest, I'm totally fine with not having a place anywhere, I know I'm not a person who's easy to get along (especially on a bad day, lovely). Strangely, though, Fuwanovel hasn't shunned me away like I thought it would, so it's certainly a happy surprise. In the end, thank you everyone, for making me happy (so self-centered ) and letting me feel at ease here. There's a courtesy kind of thanks, and then there's this kind of thanks. They're different, and especially when coming from me, one of them is pretty rare. I wish you all a Merry Christmas, and a fantastic New Year, because I do care about the seasons, for believe it or not, I too am human. :xmas: EDIT: Because I really have nothing better to do (lies, it's all lies), I have made this for your laughing at me pleasure: https://soundcloud.com/tiago-varela-3/sets/christmas-message/s-4tn1T

People turn grey?! What kind of Elf are you? Important questions aside, I am kind of interested in this. This Visual Novel was one of the things that made me make an account on the forum, trying to figure out more about Key and the like.

I noticed. Spiffing job! (all dat spam, wat if i get banned? )

I've got a full list prepared, don't worry. The problem is that I don't want to PM the wrong people, and most on that list are based on usernames we found in the staff section from various projects that matched those of some members on this forum, leading to the possibility they may be just plain wrong. This is totally just to save us work, I'm not expecting anyone to really post here. Wait, you're an editor?!

A Call to Arms! With Fuwanovel's new Recognition System in place, we figured it would be useful to help recognize the various helpful Translators, Editors, Hackers, Image Editors, VN Artists, VN writers, VN developers and the like around the forum! As such (and to save us trouble) you can post in this thread so we can more easily give everyone an award. There are, however, a few conditions*: You must have worked/be working on a project which proves your skills. Self proclaimed geniuses will have to post somewhere else. You must have a way to prove it. Usually, being listed on the staff for a project will be enough. If your project died without any material being released to the public, that will not do. *These conditions are liable to change. Exceptions can and will be made, it all depends on the circumstances (And Ren's whims). To apply, simply post on this thread or PM me. Thank you for your cooperation or lack thereof!

I'll be honest here, I misunderstood it so much you wouldn't believe it. I thought you were supposed to take a photo of a photo where you signed over it. Something like that. The kind of thing common sense wouldn't let through but since I lack any kind of semblance to common sense I somehow come up with this kind of stupidity.

Time to look for internet pictures to claim as my own~

Perhaps, mayhaps, I could have some kind of interest in joining this event, possibly, but I'm not too sure.

Though some of them don't need help to embarrass themselves.

My dictionary says this about the definition of implied. strongly suggest the truth or existence of (something not expressly stated) But in my signature, it's clearly stated that he claims to be Santa.

My signature claims that is the case, it doesn't imply. Geh?

Meh. I never said that impostor was Santa anyways.

He's got pink glasses! That's gotta count for something, right?

There is a difference, then? Well, I guess there is, after being disarmed.

Tomoyo After (Not the Steam 'Memorial Edition') Summary Tomoyo After's story revolves around Okazaki Tomoya and Sakagami Tomoyo. Tomoya has graduated from high school and is now employed as a garbage collector. He and Tomoyo are now seeing each other in a romantic relationship, though Tomoya lives alone in his apartment. One day it is discovered that Tomoyo has a younger half-sister named Mishima Tomo who had been living with her mother, but was recently abandoned. It is eventually decided that Tomo will live in Tomoya's apartment for the time being. Ending Guideline / Suggested Route Order There's one true ending, along with various Bad ends and Variations. Walkthrough Any choices in the Prologue are all H-Scene related choices which will not affect the story in any way. As such, this Walkthrough will start after the Opening is played. [Talk Time] Refers to a situation where you can talk with whomever you want, or skip altogether by choosing 'study'. For each group of talk topics exhausted, new ones will show up at the next session. [Fun Time] Refers to a situation where you can choose to play along and see a fun scene or ignore it to skip it altogether. True End Bad Ends and Flags Clues (if you are stuck but don't want spoilers) Attribution This walkthrough is based on info attained by playing the game over 20 times, trying pretty much all relevant combinations of choices. The template was stolen from Flutterz's dead walkthrough on the same game.

Just finished Tomoyo After ~It's a Wonderful Life~. It's also a Key title, no doubt about it.

Sorry, did you change your avatar or something? I honestly can't tell.

Oh? But I constantly switch my avatar, while trying to make sure it's still the same. Akane's shenanigans aside.

Thank you for this absolutely spiffing, utterly marvelous, ridiculously awesome, fantastically unprecedented signature! I'll also leave it here for the record that neither do I have a gun pointed at my head, nor am I being forced to make this post.

I did think there was an abnormal number of Portuguese speakers on the forums...