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solidbatman

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  1. Depends on what you make me review. After The Menagerie, like a 5.
  2. Crying. All of the damn crying that girls in VNs do. Its fucking stupid, annoying, and not enjoyable because it sounds like they are being beaten to hell and back from taking a dick
  3. None. Thats disgusting
  4. And I might as well reiterate the question above, for me, because I love asking about me. Buttdere you big butt lover Who's the best Ever17 girl? Can jet fuel melt steel beams? You was my personal favorite, but of course Tsugumi had the best story. Sora and Sarah were both great too. There wasn't a bad route in that game. Jet fuel can only melt Fuwanovel. The Fuwapocolypse was planned all along.
  5. I guess you could say Ren is JUSTIN TIME
  6. School Days broke him.
  7. How do you know it's a shitty show if you never watched it? Is that the unbiased and open minded opinion a reviewer should have? Said in jest.
  8. I honestly like the instrumental version better.
  9. Did we finally earn our first hater!? In my defense, anyway, I never googled plot hole, or watched whatever shitty show you mentioned. A plot hole is a plot hole, and bad writing is bad writing. You don't need any special training to understand that.
  10. I think it relates more to overly simplistic and generic VNs having a broader appeal by being able to offer a little of something to everyone. Or you have shit taste
  11. Obviously, Mare is a shit
  12. faggotdere
  13. I've actually been writing reviews for 8 years or so now. Of course, my early reviews sucked ass. I think I remember reading IGN back in the day, deciding I could do much better, got my dad to help me set up an old proboards forum, and I started reviewing games. I have just always enjoyed telling people that the things they love are garbage.
  14. Ren hates things almost as much as I do. I'm sure if we send him enough hate mail, he'll come back. Anyway, give the review a look here! Thoughts?
  15. Attention None. I find the real act of having sex is more stimulating than using my hand. My hatred remains constant. Mio is trash. Fucking trash. My girlfriend, my dog, my cooking, Batman, money, etc. Song for Friends is awesome, as is Faraway. I also really like Haruka's theme a lot. Aniki would have to be the true ending, because she only speaks when certain conditions are met. Ren would be the tsun route, Char the childhood friend, and Rooke the old man who dies halfway through the route and you have to carry on his dream of insulting anything new. Wunkle would be the Mio of the routes. So terrible I'd rip my hair out. jk <3 wunkle Always
  16. Well Dizzy Hearts was kickstarted successfully. While that doesn't promise anything, its a good sign.
  17. Honored. I'd have to give it to Ever 17. I don't know if I ever had the constant urge to read something like I did that VN. I also wish so badly I could read it again for the first time. Forever and always. Not ignoring this. I will absolutely do so, just not right now while I have this headache.
  18. 2 personal
  19. Being a sports fan mostly. From there, it just kind of snowballed until I hated everything and everyone. Q1: Little Busters causes brain cells to die, as evidenced by this question. Q2: Hearing aids bruh Q3: It gets cold in the land of many lakes, so I'll have to bring Run down south for that. Q4: maef wasn't even born when I was admin Q5: Cinco Not particularly. I just try to be as objective as possible, and try to look at the subject matter from different perspectives. Like, I feel reviewers from larger sites allow their personal tastes for genres get in the way of their objectivity, so I try as hard as possible to avoid doing that. Shame I can't write for shit though. No, but your adoration of me, shown by the fact you finally returned just to ask me that question, pleases me.
  20. Superior genetics when compared to the masses. Still not as wonderful as good 'ol Char though.
  21. Yeah, go on and ask me anything. I will answer every single question I get with the exception of personal identity questions. If this thread gets too spammy, then lets get it moved to Games and Chatter. Anyway, I'm solidbatman, one of the older members of this weird ass community. I used to be a mod, then an admin, then a member, then a mod, then a member, then banned, then a member, and now I am a FuwaReviewer. So, feel free to ask anything you want!
  22. I already fixed it, it was in the summary which I didn't know was even a thing up to that point Because I do them after your editing so it looks like you did a bad job.
  23. I can't find that "comon" spelling error.
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