solidbatman

As soon as child labor is legal again and I can pay some American school girls 20 cents to bully ren.

You should seek some help for that. How will you ever complete a book, or a VN for that matter.

There is someone on these forums that does so much for us. We owe everything we have to him. His constant appearances her cheer us up, and lead us to the light. Without this person, we wouldn't be here today. That person is Tay. But lets talk about Ren today. What is there to say about Ren. He's handsome, dashing, and has wonderful lovely locks of blonde hair. Or he is bald. No one is sure. No one has actually seen him before. Like Bigfoot, he keeps to himself and only shows himself to those who own a dog suit and a fistful of cash (I'm implying he dresses in a dog suit for sexual pleasure). Source tell solidbatman that Ren is in fact a homophobe, but solidbatman can confirm these reports as false. Ren is anything but. In fact, he could be described as a a homolover. Just today, sources were told that solidbatman makes his "dick rock hard." These reports could not be independently verified though but match reports from witnesses. OriginalRen has been observed performing an activity called "streaming". These "streams" as they are called, often draw in a whole handful of viewers. The viewers are often just Ren's other computers (he runs a Mac btw). A source was quoted as saying, "His dungeon, I mean basement, is filled with 3 computers, all of which are Apple II PC's and can barely run Oregon Trail. These streams are done to raise awareness for various TL projects for visual novels. Sadly, nobody cares and nobody seems to get off on reporting these streams and youtube channels to copyright holders. The author of this report believes this is done for "shits and giggles". OriginalRen has not yet responded to a request for comment on this developing situation, but his response can be assumed by this quote. "I need some players, who wants to join." As one can tell, he lacks the friends needed to navigate the cruel cruel world of VN streaming. The author of this report notes that solidbatman never had issue streaming and was beloved by many for his high quality, very frequent 10/10 streams. These streams stand in stark contrast to OriginalRen's highly original streams that merely make so called "memes" and cause much butthurt to the dickbutts of Fuwaverse. Now that we understand OriginalRen's current self, let us look at his past. OriginalRen was born at a young age to a single Canadian mother. He never met his father, leading some to believe he was actually the creation of a scientist in a Canadian Moose Factory. This explains the random moose-likes moans that come from his mouth when someone disagrees with him to a violent manner. Growing up, Ren had many friends who bullied him. They were less friends and more of bullies than anything. These bullies, American school girls, often stole his lunch money forcing Ren to drink maple syrup everyday for lunch. Ren felt slighted, but was restrained by the thought that these girls were at least happy. This gave him strength to move forward, and continue letting those American school girls steal his lunch money. When Ren entered high school, he met that special someone. She was blind, deaf, mute, and had no hair thanks to the Tim Horton's Explosion of 1956. She pitied Ren, and asked him out using sign language. Ren thought she too was trying to steal his money, so he hid. Unable to find him, the girl gave up. Ren was traumatized by the goblin looking girl taking pity on him. From that day forward, he resolved himself to become a stronger man. One day, he joined a forum and met solidbatman. solidbatman took Ren under his cowl and taught him how to be a man. Ren emerged confident, and with a new voice. A voice for sex. All the fangirls instantly fell in love with him. So Ren did what he could. He streamed. Regardless of what you think of the quality, one has to concede that the voice is in fact, sexy. After a run in with the Fuwa Dictatorship of the time, Ren went underground and led a resistance movement that eventually toppled the old regime and propped up a council that led policy making. This was not without pain and suffering. Ren underwent yet another transformation. He began to think his role was over. But then, a schism took place in a common gathering ground. This led to the creation of a free plaza, filled with the misfits of Fuwanovel. Data Sex often took place, but then along came the King of Sandstorm, Scottsune Miku. Leading the charge for vocaloid pizza apps, Scottsune brought peace and prosperity to the citizens of the Ren Data Sex Plaza. The citizens looked up to Scottsune. This peace was not to last. A butthurt troll took it upon himself to ruin the fun for everyone. This faggot was shown mercy by Ren though, and Ren's popularity soared higher than the Eiffel Tower, which we all aspire to be. Ren looks down upon us with love and care, slowly massaging our tired and weary feet with his strong, yet soft hands. One source tells me, "10/10 would be massaged again." Another source said this to the author, "We have to make a deck of Rens". The author is unsure of what this means, but it sounds lovely. Ren died recently, in 1321 fighting off a Mongolian invasion. While he may no longer be with us, he graces us by remaining in our hearts, minds, and souls. And also dicks around the world. For that reason, a little bit of Ren is inside all of us. And now a picture of my blender.

I saw it today. Steam will no longer get my money. I am strongly anti DRM anything and this front page amounts to censorship. I despise it and will post about it on Myspace.

10 pages of text? 10/10 When is the next podcast. You haven't told me when it is. I'll be around though I guess.

It has less boobs though. Damn flappers though. And then they thought they could drive man.

Then yes. I am confident that this will appear on The History Channel after a 5 hour Hitler marathon. Seems to be similar to that. As I said, this will change everything for the market. I look forward to it. For the record, I'm left handed anyway.

JAST USA exists when it wishes to. Expect it in the middle of night when no advertising, announcement, or promotion. It will simply appear.

This VN looks really neat. I wont be reading it, but I think this has the potential to change the market as we know it. A VN revolution is at hand thanks to this VN. So what is it about?

Fun season 1. Really looking forward to season 2. The ending was good. I like not having anyone to root for.

It would be nice to see them release some shit before hyping up more releases. Actually it would just be nice to see this nonsensical series finally be shot and laid to rest.

That is a lot of money for one full episode. Not really interested at all if there is no promise that a full series wont be made.

Season 2 as soon as Arakawa Under the Bridge season 3 comes out and the final season of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei. Hold your breath

I stayed strong. Nearly done with Persona 4 Golden. The new content is nice between 12/25-March. Awaiting Hollow Forest bullshit to unlock now. Hurry your ass up Margaret.

I'm just popping in to say that I keep reading this thread as Serial Experiments, and getting super excited to see some Lain talk, only to be crushed by it saying Science instead, and having a craving for cereal.

I dunno. My only knowledge of this stuff comes from Persona games, so yeah.

The final boss of Persona 3 was awesome to fight. 4, not so much. The thing I really liked about the end game of 3 is that you can still brute force your way through it fairly easily, even at a low level. In 4, thanks to the SP issues, its much more tedious to do.

Continuing Persona 4 Golden. Grinded until i got Rise up to level 61 for Relaxing Wave. Has made the dungeons a joke. Simply fight until out of SP, use a Goho-M, go to Yukiko's Castle, rush every battle until SP is restored, return to current dungeon. Fuck you Fox.

Because I got bored of it.

I thought about a Guess the manga game, but there are way too many manga to try and guess from, so instead, share your favorite manga pages! Hopefully this will introduce more people (mostly me) into manga they might enjoy. Katte ni Kaizou

Golden As far as I know, SP items can only be found. The SP doesn't bother me that much, it just makes grinding, which is already fairly tedious at this point in the game, that much more tedious. Still a good game, but I'm very tired of it. Also, Margret can only be fought when completing her social link, which is best to do on a second playthrough.