Solidbatman Hospitalized

[OriginalRen]

Resident salt producer and pancake hater solidbatman posted on on his Tweeter account that he has been hospitalized as of Tuesday for excessive objects being shoved deep into his anal cavity. While news reports indicate that a single French man was seen attending his house the other weekend, no speculation has been addressed as to the connection between the mysterious colleague and the incident. Eye witness reports state that the man appeared to be in his mid twenties, and was seen spotting a sporty Muv-Luv t-shirt around the victim's home. Here is a predicted sketch of the individual:

Spoiler

The 23-year-old solidbatman (or something close to that) did not provide a reason for the hospitalization or his current condition, but he stated that he will receive treatment so that he can recover his health. Well-known for starting the unban Run campaign, and for causing a massive amount of butt hurt feelings to all Key fans, solidbatman is a true pillar to this community.

Truly a gripping moment. We all pray that he be safe in this time of mourning.

[Flutterz]

[VirginSmasher]

Nice clickbait there 

[Kaguya]

4 minutes ago, Flutterz said:

Why are you stealing my originality?  

[Flutterz]

Just now, Kaguya said:

Why are you stealing my originality?  

pls the Madoka is the best part of that image, so I cropped her and made her my own

[Kaguya]

5 minutes ago, Flutterz said:

pls the Madoka is the best part of that image, so I cropped her and made her my own

Yes, but I posted a version of that image first, which means everyone who uses anything similar to it from now on must credit me, else I will act like a petulant salty child about it

[Flutterz]

7 minutes ago, Kaguya said:

Yes, but I posted a version of that image first, which means everyone who uses anything similar to it from now on must credit me, else I will act like a petulant salty child about it

Rather than giving you credit I'll give you 

[solidbatman]

literally ded

[Eclipsed]

Get well soon, Robin

[Valmore]

Diagnosis: Heart failure due to loss of faith in Cam Newton.

[Soulless Watcher]

[Scorp]

Hope he does not die.

[DarkZedge]

5 hours ago, VirginSmasher said:

Nice clickbait there 

[Arcadeotic]

Eh, isn't he always showing things inside his anal cavity?

His head, for instance

[Nimbus]

Good riddance. 

[Funyarinpa]

11 hours ago, Flutterz said:

Rather than giving you credit I'll give you 

New emote, mods pls

Also god dammit Ren you had me worried for a second. Better off it being a prank though.

[Katatsumuri]

He's probably fighting a winning Bat-tle against whatever ails him anyway. No way a mere disease would be able to bring down such an amount of salt.

[sanahtlig]

There are topics that shouldn't be highlighted in the sidebar.  This is one of them.

[solidbatman]

39 minutes ago, sanahtlig said:

There are topics that shouldn't be highlighted in the sidebar.  This is one of them.

What are you talking about? These be some top quality memes my friend. 

[VirginSmasher]

2 hours ago, Funyarinpa said:

New emote, mods pls

Also god dammit Ren you had me worried for a second. Better off it being a prank though.

[Valmore]

Please, he'll be fine. Know why?

[Ryechu]

He came back from the grave to post a great review though! You won't believe what the third pro is!

[OriginalRen]

5 hours ago, sanahtlig said:

There are topics that shouldn't be highlighted in the sidebar.  This is one of them.

Sorry, I forgot to link my blog/YouTube channel for hits and money.