Local Eatery Closes Doors for Renovation

[OriginalRen]

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Local hotspot and famous galactic bar Boobies has recently announced a renovation period which will see its doors closed for the next few months. Patrons of the establishment have expressed dissatisfaction as they look elsewhere in the stars for the best service this side of the universe. The Intergalactic Organization for Universal Affairs (IOUA) has begun accepting applications for new managers of maid cafes and eateries in the nearest nebula and promises substantial rewards for those who can provide service to the slew of regulars at Boobies. More news to come in the following day.

Coming Soon (14/03/2016)...

 

Spoiler

 

[Eclipsed]

It took me 'bout

5 minutes

To realize the 'gal in the bottom-middle underneath the word Cafe is Kotori

[Valmore]

Is this, like, going to be a game or something? Because if so, I'd probably play it. If not... I'm going back to my wife's boobies.

[Mugi]

Am I supposed to get this?
I feel like i'm missing something here, because I don't know what's going on

[Arcadeotic]

I have absolutely no clue what's this about, but it looks nice, so I like it

[Zakamutt]

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that those desserts are about to hit the floor in two seconds or so?

[Nayleen]

Nope, only bothered by the fact that apparently good content isn't even worth promoting itself by being, well, good.

I think I'll just start slamming click-bait titles.

[OriginalRen]

35 minutes ago, Nayleen said:

Nope, only bothered by the fact that apparently good content isn't even worth promoting itself by being, well, good.

I think I'll just start slamming click-bait titles.

It's in regards to promoting an upcoming game; you of all people know how I function. Creating the content has been taking me a lot of time and requires a lot of work, but I still wanted to post what I had because I was excited. Thanks for ruining the magic.

[Nayleen]

My drunken rambling makes more sense than the fairy tale that's trying to promote your game, Ren.

As curious as I cam about the game, the novel ruined it by making me scratch my head in confusion. I don't believe in "Any attention is better than none", and I know you can do better.

[solidbatman]

6 minutes ago, Nayleen said:

My drunken rambling makes more sense than the fairy tale that's trying to promote your game, Ren.

As curious as I cam about the game, the novel ruined it by making me scratch my head in confusion. I don't believe in "Any attention is better than none", and I know you can do better.

Someone is on their period 

[Valmore]

3 hours ago, OriginalRen said:

It's in regards to promoting an upcoming game; you of all people know how I function. Creating the content has been taking me a lot of time and requires a lot of work, but I still wanted to post what I had because I was excited. Thanks for ruining the magic.

So this is a game then? Is that why I haven't gotten a tracking number.

[OriginalRen]

2 hours ago, Nayleen said:

My drunken rambling makes more sense than the fairy tale that's trying to promote your game, Ren.

As curious as I cam about the game, the novel ruined it by making me scratch my head in confusion. I don't believe in "Any attention is better than none", and I know you can do better.

Give it time young padawan. All shall be clear soon.

[SilverLi]

Ren you forgot the bar "Saltiness" and a picture of yourself with max stats. 

But on another note, it looks interesting. Looking forward to it.