１２３４５ ＰＯＳＴＳ ＡＭＡ！

[Nosebleed]

Well, I thought long and hard about what type of post I could make to celebrate such a milestone of spamming and came to the conclusion that I have no imagination.

And thus I decided, since I haven't done one in forever (since the last AMApocalypse I believe), I'd take this opportunity to let the members of Fuwanovel ask me questions about me, my life on Fuwa, my rise to power or just whatever.

I've already made 2 sob story posts before about my life in general (I'm too lazy to get them now, though), so feel free to check those out if you haven't read them yet if you truly want to know about my life.

I'd appreciate actual serious questions and not just shitposts, though, although I accept the occasional joke. (I believe you can do it, Fuwa!)

I hope we can have a good time. 

[Yuuko]

Spoiler

Are you and @madvanced in a homosexual relationship?

 

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Just now, Kiriririri said:

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Are you and @madvanced in a homosexual relationship?

 

Yes. No homo.

[Clephas]

So... do you have a life outside of the otaku world?  *smiles like the hypocrite he is*

[Nosebleed]

I'd like to answer no and say I'm a proud shut-in, but I do actually have friends who I hang out with irl after classes, including some from high school.

In terms of actual things I do, I'm pretty much a shut-in when I'm not in college, however I am trying to find a summer job so hopefully I can change that in the near future.

I also want to exercise more this summer and already have a biking routine I want to follow, so that's something. (Now comes to part of whether or not I can follow it).

[Fiddle]

Will you do an AMA for 54321 posts?

[Nosebleed]

Just now, Fiddle said:

Will you do an AMA for 54321 posts?

I'll do a Sakura Spirit giveaway AND an AMA.

If you're the first to post, I'll even include a copy of Bad Rats.

[Asonn]

Next week, I will be translating yet another loli doujin, so are you ready to help out? 

[Darklord Rooke]

8 minutes ago, Nosebleed said:

I also want to exercise more this summer and already have a biking routine I want to follow, so that's something. (Now comes to part of whether or not I can follow it).

It'll be interesting to see whether you'll follow it after your first tumble, where you’ll inevitably break your collarbone  

You biking on the road or cross country? If on the road please remember, if you’re riding at a good speed and you come off your bike all that will happen is you’ll get up sans skin -> bleeding and sore. If you’re riding slowly and you fall, you’ll break bones. Good luck  

[Nosebleed]

13 minutes ago, Asonn said:

Next week, I will be translating yet another loli doujin, so are you ready to help out? 

13 minutes ago, Rooke said:

It'll be interesting to see whether you'll follow it after your first tumble, where you’ll inevitably break your collarbone  

You biking on the road or cross country? If on the road please remember, if you’re riding at a good speed and you come off your bike all that will happen is you’ll get up sans skin -> bleeding and sore. If you’re riding slowly and you fall, you’ll break bones. Good luck  

Actually, I've already brokk0en my collarbone when I was 6 years old while falling down the stairs. It hurts like hell. (Not as much as putting on braces though)

And I'll be riding on the road since there really aren't many other options close to me. I also don't really like getting all dirty. And don't worry, we actually have bicycle lanes here so I shouldn't be run over or trip over something. Then again, I already broke my forehead against a desk once, so I guess anything can happen.

[Nyx]

Is it true that you worship KonoSuba on a daily basis?

[Darklord Rooke]

2 minutes ago, Nosebleed said:

Then again, I already broke my forehead against a desk once, so I guess anything can happen.

… Wha?

When you tell that story to your grandkids, you should change it from ‘broke my forehead against a desk’ to ‘broke my forehead rescuing a small child from a rampaging rhino.’ Sounds better :3

[Asonn]

How long, or how many days are you listing to this: https://cerx.pw/megumin/

ps: I'm on my 3rd day without a break 

[Nosebleed]

4 minutes ago, Nyx said:

Is it true that you worship KonoSuba in a daily basis?

5 minutes ago, Rooke said:

… Wha?

When you tell that story to your grandkids, you should change it from ‘broke my forehead against a desk’ to ‘broke my forehead rescuing a small child from a rampaging rhino.’ Sounds better :3

But my forehead story has a life lesson, because I broke it in class while swinging on a chair, so I can tell my grand children I was that 0.1% of the population dumb enough to not listen to their teacher and swung their chair until they smashed their face.

4 minutes ago, Asonn said:

How long, or how many days are you listing to this: https://cerx.pw/megumin/

ps: I'm on my 3rd day without a break 

Fuwa fuwa fuwawa fuwa fuwawa fuwa fuwa fuwawa fuwa fuwa...

[Ryechu]

If I wrote a fanfiction about you, what would you want it to be about?  Who would you want involved?

 

And, since I know you wuv me, second question!

When you become professional translator, can I still be your pocket editor? T_T

[Nosebleed]

8 minutes ago, Ryechu said:

If I wrote a fanfiction about you, what would you want it to be about?  Who would you want involved?

 

And, since I know you wuv me, second question!

When you become professional translator, can I still be your pocket editor? T_T

There would probably be a lot of cute sisters involved in that fanfic if I were to write it. I actually had a dream once where Fuwanovel as a whole was personified as my little sister. It was terrifying.

As for who would be in there, I honestly have no idea, and I'm afraid to think about it.

For your second question, assuming I do manage to become a professional translator, of course I still want to have you as a pocket editor. Translating Chinese porn games is not just a hobby, it's a way of life!

[Hanako]

Ummm... 12345 posts... more post than half of the 16 board

So... when do you plan to have more post than the coliseum?

 

How did you manage to post more than 10 posts per day, EVERY day? Was it Annonimous or Loominaty? 

How was your first fateful meeting with Yuri? 

Why your avatar isn't Shinobu anymore? 

And finally, last but not least, why Yuri is love?  

[madvanced]

What philosophical piece of art amazed you the most and why Bakuon? 

[Nosebleed]

27 minutes ago, Hanako said:

Ummm... 12345 posts... more post than half of the 16 board

So... when do you plan to have more post than the coliseum?

 

How did you manage to post more than 10 posts per day, EVERY day? Was it Annonimous or Loominaty? 

How was your first fateful meeting with Yuri? 

Why your avatar isn't Shinobu anymore? 

And finally, last but not least, why Yuri is love?  

Sooner or later everyone from the coliseum will disappear, then I will surpass them!

I didn't make 10 posts everyday, it's just that some days I posted a lot. There's days where I don't make a single post.

My first encounter with yuri was through the anime Yuru Yuri, then I fell in love with the genre.

And I don't know, I still love Shinobu a lot. She's actually one of the few characters that has stayed on my top 10 since the beginning.

Yuri is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

4 minutes ago, madvanced said:

What philosophical piece of art amazed you the most and why Bakuon? 

Because without Bakuon I wouldn't have known God descended to Earth on a Suzuki Katana.

[VirginSmasher]

Do you ever regret unintentionally being an inspiration for the recent influx of spammers on this site?

Pretty hypocritical, I know.

[Nosebleed]

12 minutes ago, VirginSmasher said:

Do you ever regret unintentionally being an inspiration for the recent influx of spammers on this site?

Pretty hypocritical, I know.

When I first signed up there were plenty of spammers besides myself, it's just that a big chunk of them fell off the face of the Earth after all this time, so I don't think I'm that influential. Keep in mind my post count is the collective effort of almost 3 years on Fuwanovel.

[littleshogun]

Congratulation on your 12,345th post here, mod. As for question, nothing in paticular and just came here to said congratulations once again.

[Valmore]

So of all the usernames one could choose, how did you settle upon a discomforting, scares people of possible cancer nosebleed?

[Nosebleed]

Just now, Valmore said:

So of all the usernames one could choose, how did you settle upon a discomforting, scares people of possible cancer nosebleed?

There really isn't an interesting story behind it. I've made jokes about it in the past, but the truth is the username Nosebleed comes from an online game I used to play. There was someone with the username and I thought "that's a cool username, I wish i had it", then I just used it when I registered on Fuwa.

I also have an alt account named @Sneeze.

[VirginSmasher]

2 hours ago, Nosebleed said:

When I first signed up there were plenty of spammers besides myself, it's just that a big chunk of them fell off the face of the Earth after all this time, so I don't think I'm that influential. Keep in mind my post count is the collective effort of almost 3 years on Fuwanovel.

You're influential because you stuck around after all these years.