Corrupt A Wish

[Snowtsuku]

You did. Got sick for doing so and now have 3 years of backlog.

I wish for ninja

[Kaguya]

Your wish was perfectly granted, however, you lost the thrill of having your wish corrupted. You also regret you didn't ask something more significant.

I wish I could fly.

[Beato]

Granted but you can't land.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Kaguya]

Granted, you're dead instead.

I wish I could land.

[Skeith]

Granted, but you now don't know how to move.

I wish public teleportation is real.

[Snowtsuku]

I own it. You have to pay me 1K USD for every inch.

I wish for ;P

[shcboomer]

;P, but in reality it was a （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

I wish for more emoticons!

[Snowtsuku]

;P, but in reality it was a （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

I wish for more emoticons!

Even words are turned to emoticons.

I wish FuwaNovel can be abbreviated as FuN

[Beato]

Granted. But no one knows what it stands for any more.

I wish my room would clean itself.

[VN-Angel]

Granted. Now it cleans itself but it can't differentiate between wanted and unwanted, therefore there is nothing left in your room.

I wish I had a brocon sister (revealing inner-self here )

[Snowtsuku]

Granted. Now it cleans itself but it can't differentiate between wanted and unwanted, therefore there is nothing left in your room.

I wish I had a brocon sister (revealing inner-self here )

You also get a brother, which is the one that your sister likes.

I wish for beyblade.

[Kaguya]

granted, but you're considered a weirdo because no one plays that anymore.

I wish for a chair.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but the chair requires a ladder to reach the surface.

I wish for ice cream.

[Kaguya]

Granted, but the chair requires a ladder to reach the surface.

I wish for ice cream.

Granted. It fell to the ground before you ate it, though.

I wish for a ladder.

[p4izanagi]

^kick the ladder while you on top of the roof

i wish a brand new not harem anime

[Eldin]

granted, the harem takes place in a hot spring located in mexico, but all the girls look like this:

I wish cute girls cosplayed cute outfits in public more often.

[Beato]

Granted but you're not alllowed to leave your house.

I wish I would have an endless supply of bananas.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but you also have countless number of monkeys eating them.

I wish the IRC was more active.

[Snowtsuku]

Granted, but you also have countless number of monkeys eating them.

I wish the IRC was more active.

Everyone is me.

I wish for yogurt.

[p4izanagi]

^ granted but the yogurt is expired

I wish for a new SSD .

[Snowtsuku]

1 bit.

I wish for yogurt.

[Beato]

Granted but it's poisonous

I wish for cake~

[Snowtsuku]

1 nanometer cube of cake.

I wish for yogurt.

[solidbatman]

You are yogurt

I wish for pudding.

[Kaguya]

granted, it's expired.

I wish that no one kicked the ladder.