Corrupt A Wish

[p4izanagi]

Not granted, whats the point of schooling without learning .

i wish i had a big giant candy .

[VN-Angel]

Granted. You had a big giant candy that can't be eaten.

I wish I own premium accounts for every sharing site.

[Eldin]

granted, but since you obtained them through illegitimate means, they all get banned.

I wish this song was louder.

[Skeith]

Granted, but only if you weren't listening to it.

I wish the weather would always be cool.

[Snowtsuku]

Not granted, whats the point of schooling without learning .

i wish i had a big giant candy .

Y u do this?

Ok temperature at absolute zero.

I wish for a monster reborn.

[Ragnar Matryoshka]

Granted, but there's only thousand-eyes idol in graveyard and there is dimensional fissure in enemy side..

I wish I'm a God!!

[shcboomer]

Granted, but you are only god to ants and they devour you as a form of worship.

I wish that everyone had an SSD.

[Snowtsuku]

Granted, but you are only god to ants and they devour you as a form of worship.

I wish that everyone had an SSD.

1 bit SSD.

I wish for Kendjin x Kuu

[Ragnar Matryoshka]

Granted, but you are included in their BL life. so now it's Kendjin x Kuu x Snowtsuku

I wish those 3P ^ will be happy together forever

[Beato]

Granted but in return you're unhappy.

I wish all games could be played on my computer.

[shcboomer]

Granted, but you must play through all the bad games first.

I wish that there was more <3's.

[Mephisto]

Granted, but nobody <3's you.

I wish I spent more time studying.

[Ragnar Matryoshka]

Granted. But your health deteriorating because you're not reducing your play time, but your time to eat and sleep instead.

I wish I will be the happiest man alive!

[solidbatman]

Granted, but you're the only person alive.

I wish this game had never begun.

[Eldin]

granted, but I still exist and start it in the near future.

I wish I had time to sleep.

[VN-Angel]

Granted. You have 5 mins to sleep.

I wish I had all "Apple" products.

[Ragnar Matryoshka]

Granted, but all those apple you've had, been Hacked and can't be used more than 5 minutes..

I wish everybody stop wishing...

[Snowtsuku]

Your wish stopped before it take effect

I wish Kendjin would by me a 780

[Kaguya]

granted, it's broken/unusable/can't be eaten (what the hell is a 780 to begin with?)

I wish I could understand every inside-joke in the world.

[Kendjin]

It's a graphics card nvidia 780.

Granted, sadly you lose the ability to understand common language outside inside jokes

I wish I could give everyone what they desired.

[Kaguya]

Granted, you become a batshit crazy selfless freak to do so.

I wish to become Batman.

[Snowtsuku]

But not as solid as solidbatman.

I wish for more activity in noodle thread.

[Kaguya]

granted, no one posts anything on the other threads now.

I wish for cup ramen.

[VN-Angel]

Granted. You got an expired cup ramen.

I wish for SAO season 2.

[Mephisto]

Granted, but it's only one episode long.

I wish to finish my backlog.